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    Synthesizing testosterone from bull testicles.

    Synthesizing testosterone from bull testicles.


    Well, now that I have your cerebral cortex firing, let’s get started.

    "In 1931, 15 mg of androsterone was isolated from 15,000 litres of urine from men. Then testosterone was refined – the most important male sexual hormone – from the testicles of bulls."
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    http://www.linnaeus.uu.se/online/pharm/anabola.html


    “They stewed these bull testicles in benzene, alcohol, and acetone solutions. Out of the 40 pounds of bull testicles, they ended up with a mere 20mg of a fat-soluble extract that they believed contained the ‘male hormone substance.”

    Further reading reveals the procedure is able to be 'refined', This I presume the efficiency of the extraction was poor, and a higher yield is possible.

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    http://books.google.com/books?id=OGc...mCIPlaONaKbX3A



    "Slightly more than a century ago, in 1889, Charles Edouard brown-Sequard, the founder of the branch of medicine we know as endocrinolodgy,concocted a 'rejuvenating therapy" for body and mind with the use of extracts from testicles. He reported increased vigor and mental capacity after injecting himself with fluid he drew from the genital glands of different animals."

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    http://books.google.com/books?id=UPh...IoUb555actWBxM



    A nice hearty bowl of 'bull testicle soup' before ones workout should cure what ails ya.

    1. Does anyone out there supplement with bull testicles? Maybe even throw a handful in their pre-workout shake?

    2. What are the potential legal pitfalls concerning 'dehydrating then pulverizing' bull testicles to produce a supplement for market sale?

    3. Extra credit for creative reply's

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    There are trace amounts of testosterone in seminal fluid I am sure if you got enough of that you could isolate some out too.

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    You could produce a supplement, but it would be like so many others--a complete scam. Testosterone's BV through oral delivery is pretty much nil. You can eat all the nuts you want, you arent going any testosterone from it.

    Even in your study:

    Out of the 40 pounds of bull testicles, they ended up with a mere 20mg of a fat-soluble extract that they believed contained the ‘male hormone substance.
    You are talking about thousand's of pounds of nuts for a cycle. and thats assuming you could somehow make it into a sterile injectable preparation.

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    hahaha thousands of pounds of nuts

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    In Roman times they would eat large quantities of Sheep balls, then hit the gym... And some people are scared of the needle lol.

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    just throw the balls in the blender with a little protein powder. Few times a day and you got your perfect supplement.

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    this is pretty disgusting. some bb'ers will do anything for a "kick". interesting read none the less.

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    Why not just get a nut transplant? I bet you'd get nice gains having bull's balls

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    Why go through the trouble? Just give the bull head.

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    you guys have been thinking about this too much lol

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    Sounds like a load of bull! No seriously... I have heard of tea-bagging, but that is way over the top.

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