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    Anabar

    I have been looking for this stuff for years. My friend told me it is some of the strongest stuff that has ever existed. Does anyone have any experience with it?

    And for those of you noobs who aren't familiar with it. Read and learn:

    ANABAR
    (Oxandrodouche)
    [17b-hydroxy-17a-methyl-2-oxa-5a-androstane-3-one]
    Molecular Weight: 306.4442
    Formula: C19H30O3
    Melting Point: 235 – 238 Celcius
    Manufacturer: BTG, SPA, Originally Searle (1964)
    Effective dose: (Men)2,000-15,000,000mgs/day (or .125mg/kg~bdywt); (Women) 2.5-20mgs.day
    Active Life: Forever
    Detection Time: 2 minutes
    Anabolic /Androgenic Ratio (Range): 322-630:24


    Anabar (oxandrodouche) is a very strong sexual aid for homosexual goats, and is pretty mild on the rectum. Those are its 4 major points, and I’d like to examine each one a bit further; as usual, gym-rumors and internet conjecture has made this steroid the subject of many misconceptions.

    First of all, and this will come as no surprise to many people, Anabar can be used as a date-rape drug. Anabar must be taken rectally or crushed up and snorted. It’s probably the most mild anal steroid available today. Dosages of up to 80,000mgs/day are easily tolerated by most men, and most side effects often found with other anal homosexual goat sex-aids are not common with ‘bar (1). For this reason, Anabar is frequently the steroid of choice for many top level female bodybuilders, Amish people, and other athletes.

    Some common side effects when used by a human being are
    a. Desire to ass-rape goats and other farm animals
    b. The desire to post complete retarded nonsense on ARR (see all posts by Will of Iron)

    c. Vaginal cramping
    d. Premature ejaculation
    e. brain tumors
    f. Loss of Bowell control
    g. Tourret's syndrome-like outbursts of profanity

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    So let me get this straight. If you are to use it as a date rape drug you must convince your partner to take it anally and then they will have sex with you? I think Ill stick to ruffies or ambien.

    If I'm not mistaken it was created in 2006 or more specifically 4-11-2006
    Last edited by lovbyts; 06-03-2015 at 04:28 AM.

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    This is a strange thread :/

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    This thread is ridiculously stupid, even for the lounge......

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    This is a strange thread :/
    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyinkedup View Post
    This thread is ridiculously stupid, even for the lounge......
    Oh you guys just aren't looking outside of the box. I can guarantee just as bad has been discussed here before. As a matter of fact pretty much exactly as bad....

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    IDK but who am profile pic is awesome lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    This is a strange thread :/
    Quote Originally Posted by jimmyinkedup View Post
    This thread is ridiculously stupid, even for the lounge......
    Oh come on now! Just got to get a little coffee flowing through you first to see the humor in it!

    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Oh you guys just aren't looking outside of the box. I can guarantee just as bad has been discussed here before. As a matter of fact pretty much exactly as bad....
    Dang. You are good sir!

    I will just post the original ANABAR thread here for your viewing pleasure: http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...bar-price.html

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    I believe it comes from Australia but they wont let any of it out of the country because they are out of stock all the time due to a high demand.

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    I'll take a dose but first can you tell me.... Does this towel smell like chloroform?

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