Steroid virgin (me), how much deca to temp lower test?

[40plusnewbie]

I've got a blood test next friday. They are gonna measure my test levels to see if they are low enough for me to qualify for a study re: viagra and test vs. viagra and placebo.

I don't know my test level but at age 41 with several symtoms of low test think it's low. How would you recommend I adminster the deca (dose, frequency) so that my test level is low for next friday morning? I won't have the deca until like Monday or Tuesday of next week. I don't want it to be mega low to set off warning bells but want to lower it some at least.

suggestions?

[*ANABOLIC SUPERMAN*]

I've got a blood test next friday. They are gonna measure my test levels to see if they are low enough for me to qualify for a study re: viagra and test vs. viagra and placebo.

I don't know my test level but at age 41 with several symtoms of low test think it's low. How would you recommend I adminster the deca (dose, frequency) so that my test level is low for next friday morning? I won't have the deca until like Monday or Tuesday of next week. I don't want it to be mega low to set off warning bells but want to lower it some at least.

suggestions?

Terrible idea you cannot do this. You will do more damage than its worth. But it has been shown 100mgs will 100% decrease your nat test.

[legobricks]

Yeah not a good idea, just go in. At 41 you could possibly low enough.

[40plusnewbie]

Even a 25mg or 50mg shot the day before or night before will do damage to me?

[*ANABOLIC SUPERMAN*]

Even a 25mg or 50mg shot the day before or night before will do damage to me?

Yes.

[40plusnewbie]

Yes.

Daym. That sucks ass. I put in an order for some deca and dbol (dude only has limited steroids, sells a bunch of different stuff but not much steroids) and am paying for overnight shipping. I ordered the dbol b/c I figured if I'm paying so much for overnight shipping I might as well make a larger order. The suckiest part is my bf is still quite high (I'm 41 and have lived a crappy lifestyle for 20 years until this January of this year.... terrible diet, almost no exercise) so the deca and dbol can't be used by me at this time (no this isn't a fishing thing to try to do anything, I'm just biotching because I'm drunk lol because I did like 5 shots of jack daniels b/c evidently drinking alcohol every night for a week or more will lower test so I'm going to do that every night until the blood work).

What if I just shoot like 5 or 10mg of the deca? What will actually happen to my body? What are the effects? What is the downside, the risk, the harm?

I really love this site and respect the wisdom of the members who contribute. Please tell me what would actually happen to my body if I shot a small ammt of deca a day or 2 before the blood test. I care about risk and don't want to harm myself but this drug study is a good opportunity for me. I would like a clinical explanation of what will happen to my system if I inject 10mg or so of deca to drop my test level some so I can weigh out the risk vs. reward for myself. I'm not going to do it if it's a pretty bad idea, but if the downside risk is minimal/negligent I would like for someone to be honest with me. Getting into the drug study will help me alot.

All replies appreciated (even the biotching me out, making fun of me ones since I'm drunk lol but hopefully I can get some unbiased medically sound information on injecting a lower ammt of deca like 10mg or whatever).

Thanks guys. I don't drink and am drunk off my ass on Jack danieals. Sorry if ppl are pissed reading my drunk narrative lol

[one8nine]

what if you shut yourself down but you get the placebo

[VR4]

first of all...dont post on here drunk...thats stupid.

Second of all...decas suppression of natural test is grossly exaggerated.
You could probably do a 500mg injection and you still wont be that shut down by next week. when I was doing a deca only cycle, it took me a month to lose my sex drive...
Plus its such a long ester...it will be test day before it can all get in your system.

[VR4]

what if you shut yourself down but you get the placebo

that would be great.

[one8nine]

first of all...dont post on here drunk...thats stupid.

Second of all...decas suppression of natural test is grossly exaggerated.
You could probably do a 500mg injection and you still wont be that shut down by next week. when I was doing a deca only cycle, it took me a month to lose my sex drive...
Plus its such a long ester...it will be test day before it can all get in your system.

yes very true

[40plusnewbie]

That's why I"m here bro's, to get the wisdom (plus I like getting messed with too cuz it's funny). Since I"m not getting the deca till about tuesday that gives me 2-3days, so that's out.

gonna have to go with the ETOH use (i.e. alcohol) and cutting back on cals 24-48hrs before the test.

and if I get the placebo that would suck but i'm not gonna walk around with dead dick for 6 months and do nothing about it. I'd turn to you wise (and sometimes wisecracking) bros for solutions.

[Jfew44]

Just stay up late for a couple days before and, if you feel the need, drink some alcohol as well. There are plenty of ways to lower your natural test without deca.

BTW you're ruining the study lol.

[Ashop]

I've got a blood test next friday. They are gonna measure my test levels to see if they are low enough for me to qualify for a study re: viagra and test vs. viagra and placebo.

I don't know my test level but at age 41 with several symtoms of low test think it's low. How would you recommend I adminster the deca (dose, frequency) so that my test level is low for next friday morning? I won't have the deca until like Monday or Tuesday of next week. I don't want it to be mega low to set off warning bells but want to lower it some at least.

suggestions?

why dont you just see what it is naturallY?

[kingwilliam]

what if you shut yourself down but you get the placebo

That sounds like the best response to me...... well done sir