instant message or talk on cell phone in bathroom

[outofthebox]

Continuing the trend on completely useless topics, how many of you take a laptop in the bathroom to take a dump, or talk on the phone, or other form of communication?

I almost always bring my laptop to take dump(this thread was started from the confines of my throne)

My g/f thinks its ridiculous that i bring my laptop in with me and refuses to answer me if she's on AIM if I i'm her while i'm in here.

[Kratos]

yeah, that is ridic
I'll text on the shitter, if it rings I'll answer it sometimes.
try to focus on one peice of business at a time, you spend too long airing out your butt-hole on the toilet, you're gonna get hemroids.

[RuhlFreak55]

i'm on the toilet for max 3 minutes.....dunno wtf you guys do, eat more friggin fiber

[DSM4Life]

I text like crazy, bathroom (including shower), funeral, church (if i ever went), driving (which i really need to stop doing, i drive stick) and the list goes on.

[Carlos_E]

Either my laptop or my iPhone goes with me to the toilet. I can answer a lot of emails during that time.

[Lemonada8]

if i feel that its goin to be a big dump, i always take my laptop with me... but for other typical dumps i just read my espn the mag... i keep them on top of my toilet...

[Chode Logan]

Yah, short visit is phone or magazine, long visit in laptop or guitar. Yes you read that right, I create music while relieving my bowels.

[outofthebox]

Yah, short visit is phone or magazine, long visit in laptop or guitar. Yes you read that right, I create music while relieving my bowels.

guitar on the toilet...well, that is the first time i believe i've heard that...i applaud your...errrm, performance

good deal though, i don't feel so bad anymore takin the laptop anymore =)

[Chode Logan]

guitar on the toilet...well, that is the first time i believe i've heard that...i applaud your...errrm, performance

good deal though, i don't feel so bad anymore takin the laptop anymore =)

Haha yeah, what can I say. I feel like i'm wasting time not doing anything productive on the crapper, may aswell work on the chops while choppin loafs!

[lcstriker07]

I always bring my laptop while dropping a duece. Check my facebook... the forums... e-mail... I have a buddy who constantly calls me when he unleashes some fury. Always says "Oh, I'm just taking a you, What you doing?"

[StoneGRMI]

I usually don't take anything. I consider this time "me" time where for once I'm disconnected to everything besides my poo.

[Voice of Reason]

^^^agree

I use it as a time to reflect, think of ideas, or just revel in the feeling of ecstasy of letting something that has been with me into the world again in it's new form.

[Skully44420]

i usually just sit there and try to get it done quick as i can.

[CSAR]

Not my thang. Too much bacteria and germs. Go in, do the deed, wipe, flush, and wash hands thoroughly with soap and warm water.

[WARMachine]

^^^ agreed...

[kal_el]

what happened to the good old days of books ??????

I used to use the phone on the bog but once someone asked me - is there a water leek around you ??? After that - never used it again.

[CSAR]

I watched a video in A school about the dangers of fecal bacteria. That shit (no pun intended) can go airborne.

Just one question for ya'll...

How clean is your laptop, Blackberry, cell phone, etc.?

[Voland]

It takes me like 30sec to shit, but if i feel lazy i may get my PSP and play a Virtua tennis match while seated.

[StoneGRMI]

I watched a video in A school about the dangers of fecal bacteria. That shit (no pun intended) can go airborne.

Just one question for ya'll...

How clean is your laptop, Blackberry, cell phone, etc.?

Very true! That's why my toothbrush is in a drawer!

[spywizard]

Continuing the trend on completely useless topics, how many of you take a laptop in the bathroom to take a dump, or talk on the phone, or other form of communication?

I almost always bring my laptop to take dump(this thread was started from the confines of my throne)

My g/f thinks its ridiculous that i bring my laptop in with me and refuses to answer me if she's on AIM if I i'm her while i'm in here.

what the duece?? you on the thrown while you are talking to us??

then the fecal matter is tossed into the air, and then you type.. then you take the computer into the kitchen to make a sandwich?? then type some more??

damn.. fecal matter is not the "secret sauce" you've always heard of.

[CSAR]

Very true! That's why my toothbrush is in a drawer!

Good man. You have pointed out another no-no. Brushing your teeth in the shitter can potentially cause death. NO SHIT!!!

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this thread

[Chode Logan]

what the duece?? you on the thrown while you are talking to us??

then the fecal matter is tossed into the air, and then you type.. then you take the computer into the kitchen to make a sandwich?? then type some more??

damn.. fecal matter is not the "secret sauce" you've always heard of.

A little doo-doo butter and jelly sandwich never hurt anyone.

[number twelve]

i txt and talk. no comp.

[Rugger02]

I sometimes text some of my buddies specifically to tell them that I'm shitting, I don't know... In case they wanted to know I guess. Never brought the laptop in tho, and it doesnt take long enough to start to get into a book or magazine.