I need a good breakup line

**DCB83** · 10-15-2008, 03:08 PM

Ive been with this girl for a little over a year now. I haven't been happy with the relationship for about 2-3 months now. This has happened to me in the past, and when it does I lose total interest in sex and intimate behavior.She's crazy about me, but this has been bothering her. I really care about her and I feel really bad. I don't want to hurt but i guess i have to.
how would you guys do it? Im looking for the wisest words to use so that she doesn't hate my guts...so much... and won't try to kill me or something.

**warchild** · 10-15-2008, 03:09 PM

just be honest

**Kratos** · 10-15-2008, 03:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOx5647VRs4

**smokeyd** · 10-15-2008, 03:20 PM

all i can say is good luck and she is going to hate you no matter what you tell her

**RancorPlague** · 10-15-2008, 03:20 PM

Tell if from the heart, bro. Sit her down, be serious, cut the bull, and tell it to her straight. Wise women will understand.

**Jfew44** · 10-15-2008, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOx5647VRs4

Use it! This is one of the funniest things I've seen today, second only to the 2 12 year old kids who I thought were really doing breast exams lol.

**Jfew44** · 10-15-2008, 03:21 PM

But honestly, just be truthful with her. She might not understand now, but she will down the road.

**natureboy** · 10-15-2008, 03:24 PM

Just tell her your not interested in her anymore, it doesn't matter how you say it she is gonna be pissed! Just do it, and then get the hell away from her.

**smokeyd** · 10-15-2008, 03:25 PM

yeah be truthful it works best but it still doesn't work very well and if there immature its going to work even worse haha if she is really immature just tell her you hooked up with someone else and she can hate you for that but if very immature and your honest with here she will stalk your ass and then stalk your new old lady show up everywhere you are. you will end up having to smack the shit out of here. not that i would know anything about this situation

**smokeyd** · 10-15-2008, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by natureboy

Just tell her your not interested in her anymore, it doesn't matter how you say it she is gonna be pissed! Just do it, and then get the hell away from her.

ding ding ding

**Hoggage_54** · 10-15-2008, 03:35 PM

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**DCI** · 10-15-2008, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by natureboy

Just tell her your not interested in her anymore, it doesn't matter how you say it she is gonna be pissed! Just do it, and then get the hell away from her.

If you hear a click, duck and roll duck and ROLLL man

**calgarian** · 10-15-2008, 03:46 PM

Your ass is too big for me......make sure you have ur bags packed say it and run.

Or if she is not into anal...... Honey i wanted to discover all the holes u had but u dont want me to so I found somebody else who will let me do this,

**Panzerfaust** · 10-15-2008, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by DCB83

Ive been with this girl for a little over a year now. I haven't been happy with the relationship for about 2-3 months now. This has happened to me in the past, and when it does I lose total interest in sex and intimate behavior.She's crazy about me, but this has been bothering her. I really care about her and I feel really bad. I don't want to hurt but i guess i have to.
how would you guys do it? Im looking for the wisest words to use so that she doesn't hate my guts...so much... and won't try to kill me or something.

This statement doesn't make sense, you really care for her yet don't want to be with her?

How to end a relationship? Ummm...I don't know, how about act like a mature adult and have a talk with her and be 100% truthful no matter what?

Why is that so hard to do? Would you rather act like a 12yrd old child and start an arguement to make it easier to "end" the relationship?

Honesty is the best policy, her feelings will be hurt regardless so why not be a man and do this the proper way?

**zimmy** · 10-15-2008, 04:57 PM

try the truth

**DSM4Life** · 10-15-2008, 05:11 PM

Say your gay. Works every time.

**INM** · 10-15-2008, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Say your gay. Works every time.

Does that work for you too?

My opinion is honesty though.. there is no such thing as the "perfect break up line".

I had a rather good breakup experience though, went to tell her it was over. Started with the "it's not you, it's me.. I just don't feel like being in a relationship".. long story short, I f*cked her for a while and gave her the last taste of my man juice and left by saying "This doesn't mean it's not over though.. because it is".

But she hates me though, so if you don't want her to hate you I don't recommend this method.

**DSM4Life** · 10-15-2008, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by INM

Does that work for you too?

My opinion is honesty though.. there is no such thing as the "perfect break up line".

I had a rather good breakup experience though, went to tell her it was over. Started with the "it's not you, it's me.. I just don't feel like being in a relationship".. long story short, I f*cked her for a while and gave her the last taste of my man juice and left by saying "This doesn't mean it's not over though.. because it is".

But she hates me though, so if you don't want her to hate you I don't recommend this method.

When i use to go to bars and really ugly chicks would come on to me, id tell them i was gay. Was a nice way to put them down.

**atomicpunk** · 10-15-2008, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

When i use to go to bars and really ugly chicks would come on to me, id tell them i was gay. Was a nice way to put them down.

Wait a minute... It was my understanding that you were gay... What does orientation have to do with whether a chick is ugly?

**Edgar** · 10-15-2008, 08:09 PM

tell her your a cocksmen.

**Edgar** · 10-15-2008, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOx5647VRs4

seinfeld is awsome

**KatsMeow** · 10-15-2008, 08:19 PM

Honesty is the best thing you can give her. Obviously there isn't anything that you can say to make her ok with a break up. But for real just sit down with her, tell her you haven't been happy, she is going to ask you what it is you haven't been happy with and just be honest. If you don't think there is anything that she can do to make it better, just let her know.

I don't understand why guys just don't want to be honest. Suck it up

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 10-15-2008, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

Honesty is the best thing you can give her. Obviously there isn't anything that you can say to make her ok with a break up. But for real just sit down with her, tell her you haven't been happy, she is going to ask you what it is you haven't been happy with and just be honest. If you don't think there is anything that she can do to make it better, just let her know.

I don't understand why guys just don't want to be honest. Suck it up

Guys are such Pu***es!

lol you tell em' Kat!

**WARMachine** · 10-15-2008, 08:24 PM

Funny im in a simular situation as well right now...

On top of the exact same things DC is going through, i am leaving for Thailand for three months in the beginning of November.

Im having a hard time with this one, i think im just gonna man up and do it.

Honesty bro, just be honest.

Ill let you know how it goes.

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 10-15-2008, 08:24 PM

but really. be honest with her. Girls hate it when guys beat around the bush

**FREAK** · 10-15-2008, 08:26 PM

im going to get a loaf of bread be back in a while

**Nicotine** · 10-15-2008, 08:37 PM

just say "it's not me, it's you"

blammo.

also toss in "you've gotten kinda chunky lately". that will seal the deal!

**MuscleScience** · 10-15-2008, 08:39 PM

How bout this one,

"baby I want to break up."

**DSM4Life** · 10-15-2008, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by atomicpunk

Wait a minute... It was my understanding that you were gay... What does orientation have to do with whether a chick is ugly?

Sorry to disappoint but i go both ways.

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 10-15-2008, 08:40 PM

"babe, I think we should start seeing other people....
.....And I started two weeks ago."

**daem** · 10-15-2008, 08:40 PM

I think "We need to talk" generally gets the ball rolling...

**FREAK** · 10-15-2008, 08:41 PM

just tell her the truth ur in love with dsm

**MuscleScience** · 10-15-2008, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Sorry to disappoint but i go both ways.

Both ways? you like good looking girls to.

**spywizard** · 10-15-2008, 08:41 PM

Just say

"I love you, but i'm not IN love with you"

make sure you get the booty sex that morning though

or you could

tell you respect her too much to expose her to the world of wife swapping and you since that's where your heart is, she's better off without you..

or

I got a girl pregnant the kid is 3 yrs old, and i need to be there for the boy..

**spywizard** · 10-15-2008, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Sorry to disappoint but i go both ways.

tsk tsk tsk

"the fat ones never leave"

end quote..

**DSM4Life** · 10-15-2008, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

Both ways? you like good looking girls to.

My diet consist mainly of meat but its always a good idea to add just a little bit of fish.

**FREAK** · 10-15-2008, 08:51 PM

**JDawg1536** · 10-15-2008, 08:58 PM

Two words, "I'm gay".

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 10-15-2008, 09:00 PM

"There was a time when you took my breath away... but now, you're just sucking the life out of me."

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 10-15-2008, 09:01 PM

"Ow… I banged my head! That really hurt! Hey… who are YOU?"

"If the phone doesn't ring, it's probably me."

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