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    would u open a massage parlor?

    I want to open a shady business, like a rub and tug. There a lot of them in Toronto, I guess the guverment does not care, due to the fact that nobody complaine about them. I guess we are more liberal in Canada who knows.
    So if u had money and it something u can do part time, and it an all cash business, would you take that chance?

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    How bout a business where you send delicious females to people's houses to pleasure them and then tuck them in for the night.

    Suck and tuck baby.

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    u got to start off small. LOL

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    So to keep overhead down are you going to be running the business solely by yourself?

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    I think you need to bribe the cops to be in that business or kick money up to the mafia at least in the US. Its not something I would go into blindly.

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    no I would need a partner someone female, because I can not be the face of it.
    But ya I think there has to be some pay offs, but it will still be profitable.

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    if you have access to females that do that type of work, why not run them off craig's list no overhead at all and no actually offices to be raided and put on tv for your mom to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by facile View Post
    if you have access to females that do that type of work, why not run them off craig's list no overhead at all and no actually offices to be raided and put on tv for your mom to see.
    haha, I wonder how you hold a job interview for that type of thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    haha, I wonder how you hold a job interview for that type of thing.
    I'll volunteer to help interview the employees....

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    it all come to finding the talent, and location, there a street call bay street in Toronto, it like wall street. The rent is high, but there is money there, I saw one parlour that was bringing in large cash. I guess all those broker treat themself after a market raily. LOL
    Who knows, it something I want to look into, Canada not like the US, this kind of Vice onlu get raided if it too in your face. One girl told me even the cop came over and get a discount. LOL

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    no. Yes there would be alot it bribes and favors to even get it zoned and opened. Also keeping it open can be a pain. In the US i would plan on problems with the irs

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    sounds like you have no clue what you are doing
    have zero peices of the puzzle figured out and just looking for a quick buck
    if that's the case I would advise against

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    ya I do not have all my shit together, this is just brain storming.

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    Pimpin aint easy...

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    Starting a personal business isnt easy...


    Im losing hand over fist right now...

    Gonna shut the doors soon more than likely... I have a meeting with my accountant on Monday...

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    Quote Originally Posted by war4BTT View Post
    Starting a personal business isnt easy...


    Im losing hand over fist right now...

    Gonna shut the doors soon more than likely... I have a meeting with my accountant on Monday...
    well hand over fist is kinda how they charge and make money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banelord View Post
    I want to open a shady business, like a rub and tug. There a lot of them in Toronto, I guess the guverment does not care, due to the fact that nobody complaine about them. I guess we are more liberal in Canada who knows.
    So if u had money and it something u can do part time, and it an all cash business, would you take that chance?
    hahaha can you be any more of a stereotype? I think you should go with the theme from that 70's porn movie where it was like skateboard pizza delivery girls, or something along those lines...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banelord View Post
    I want to open a shady business, like a rub and tug. There a lot of them in Toronto, I guess the guverment does not care, due to the fact that nobody complaine about them. I guess we are more liberal in Canada who knows.
    So if u had money and it something u can do part time, and it an all cash business, would you take that chance?
    i dont know how toronoto is but in the US people complain alot. Ive worked for many strip bars and it was a constant struggle to stay open. And they were legit places

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    In Toronto there a few strip clubs, they do ok I guess, but I have not seen any new one open. As for Montreal it insane there, there a lot of strip clubs, I have no idea how that city can support that much, it smaller then Toronto. Oh ya I guess it because the stripper outside on Montreal area are hooker too. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banelord View Post
    In Toronto there a few strip clubs, they do ok I guess, but I have not seen any new one open. As for Montreal it insane there, there a lot of strip clubs, I have no idea how that city can support that much, it smaller then Toronto. Oh ya I guess it because the stripper outside on Montreal area are hooker too. LOL
    I'm guessing you've never been to windsor then.

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    no I have not, is it the same thing there?

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    The asian mafia runs a lot of these places in the usa. From what I understand they rotate the girls (a lot of 'em are apparently fresh off the boat) around from one club to another every month or so, even state to state. So it's a well organized thing here. I don't know how long independent places last.

    Apparently they are actually legal in the state of RI as is prostitution as long as it is indoors believe it or not because of some odd way the pertinent law is written.

    I agree with Kratos, sounds like you have no clue what your doing in this area. Not a good way to start. If your trying to make a semi shady buck it's not good to go in blind.

    When I was a teen/early 20's a couple of guys I knew got slapped with charges of 'deriving support from prostitution'. I think it carried like a 5 year sentence. It's what they charge pimps with. These dudes just happened to have rented an apartment in a 3 family house where the top floor was the office location of an escort service. Then in the basement they wound up building a bunch of little rooms and putting beds in them. These guys used to throw parties a lot and were pretty wild. They started driving the chicks on their calls, getting paid either $50 or getting head. Well one day one of the chicks got arrested and instead of keeping her mouth shut she dimed on the whole operation.

    Dealing with hookers ain't no joke. Chicks like that are expert con artists (the shabby ones are a mess but they are still con artists). Running an operation like this you would probably need to get illegal immigrants fresh off the boat to work for you. And there are cyote's and mafia type networks that already have those pipelines all locked down. How you gonna compete with that? Mafia from the 3rd world ain't no joke.
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    What do i get for 10 dollars ?

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    Too many headaches involved. Relying on these girls on a regular basis would drive me crazy, cause you now you might not see them for weeks on end. However, along these same lines, how about your own porn production company? No need to hire actors cause you could be the star. All you have to do is get the camera and find out how much these girls make per scene. Put an ad in the paper for nude modeling and you're well on your way.

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    [QUOTE=40plusnewbie;4219744]The asian mafia runs a lot of these places in the usa. From what I understand they rotate the girls (a lot of 'em are apparently fresh off the boat) around from one club to another every month or so, even state to state. So it's a well organized thing here. I don't know how long independent places last.

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    Its the same here this guy dosnt have a clue. Your allowed to open if you get your girls from one of the major groups or pay a big tax.

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    And I obviously have no clue how to quote properly meh.....Its late good night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banelord View Post
    no I have not, is it the same thing there?
    you tell me:
    http://www.windsorbusiness.com/Strip_Clubs/464-0.html
    http://xxxwindsor.com/escortagencies.php

    and theres about 30 'massage' parlours downtown as well.

    note: those are just ones listed on the sites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    What do i get for 10 dollars ?


    So youre the A-hole causes the prices to rise!!!

    Youll pay!!!







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    I have read that prostate massages are available at these places DSM. I have also read that at least one place employs individuals who are partway through a sex change so they have the male equipment down below.

    Could be worth you checking out though I don't know your type. I think you'll pay a lot more than 10 bucks unless your in thailand or somewhere though.

    Of course you can get males and/or females sent to your home of any caliber looks that you desire, your gonna pay though....

    Here's an agency that rents out females at $600-$2,000 per hour:

    http://discreetcompanionescorts.com/

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    but you must admit it is an interesting business. LOL as for a porno company, ya they do not make any money, a lot of porno is download off the interent for free, I saw a lot of rental business shut down due to that.
    It all come down to getting the right talent.

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    I know a chick who does rub and tug lol...

    She makes a ****ing fortune!!!!

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    thats just a great first post WTF? seeeeeeya!

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    Sweet!!! beatin off real quick...... there we go..... anyway.

    Funny, I wonder if this happens to alot of boards. Funny that they dug up an older thread. I mean if I wanted to look at porn I don't think I need an advertise of it just a real quick search.

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