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    Words Women use and Their Actual meanings

    (1)_ __Fine_: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2)_ __Five Minutes_: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3)_ __Nothing_: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4)_ __Go Ahead_: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5)_ __Loud Sigh_: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
    are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6)_ __That's Okay_: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
    long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7)_ __Thanks_: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
    unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a
    'whatever').

    (8)_ __Whatever_: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

    (9)_ __Don't worry about it, I got it_: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
    times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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    I think I've heard all those used in one sentence before

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    ha.

    good post!

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    This keeps me coming back. I learn so much here, thanks man.

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    been married three time and you are so right....

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    my personal favorite is

    I shouldnt have to tell you you should know.....WTF

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    Quote Originally Posted by higherdesire View Post
    This keeps me coming back. I learn so much here, thanks man.
    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    been married three time and you are so right....
    u welcome guys.....

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    cute

    thats why i bound and gag my girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    cute

    thats why i bound and gag my girls
    wait till u get married

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    wait till u get married
    thats when they stay bound and gagged in the closet, while my mistress visits

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    thats when they stay bound and gagged in the closet, while my mistress visits
    what will happen after ur mistress left?

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    ill probably be so tired ill just fall asleep.

    hahah

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    u r going to get married no matter what i say...dont u

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    (10) I don't want to talk about it. Translation: I want to talk about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffedGuy View Post
    (10) I don't want to talk about it. Translation: I want to talk about it.
    And i thought u dont know women

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    one of the biggest things i find is that women like to complain but do not want to hear our ideas for fixing whatever it is they complain about. turns out they just like bitching, and want us to go "oh yeah. uh huh. that sucks. poor you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by run_n_fool View Post
    one of the biggest things i find is that women like to complain but do not want to hear our ideas for fixing whatever it is they complain about. turns out they just like bitching, and want us to go "oh yeah. uh huh. that sucks. poor you."
    because they are logical

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    yeah, we need to be reminded of that one from time to time.

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    ^^ someones been learning how to get pics up lol...

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    haha, Thats good.

    I get a lot of whatevers

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    If i go out with my mates and hit the town, i will end up getting in at about 6am. She will be asleep so i creep into bed without waking her.. I tend to get up sometime after dinner and the first thing she will say is "what time did you get in", i tell her about two in the morning. She looks at me and says "try again", so i say, ok it was three. She tells me to fuvk off, it was six in the morning... Now if she knew what time i came in then why ask???

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    If i go out with my mates and hit the town, i will end up getting in at about 6am. She will be asleep so i creep into bed without waking her.. I tend to get up sometime after dinner and the first thing she will say is "what time did you get in", i tell her about two in the morning. She looks at me and says "try again", so i say, ok it was three. She tells me to fuvk off, it was six in the morning... Now if she knew what time i came in then why ask???
    because if you lie about what time you get home they know you are liying about cheating on her.....they always have something else in mind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    because if you lie about what time you get home they know you are liying about cheating on her.....they always have something else in mind...
    Me cheat, never....






























    She might read this lol, you know me so well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    If i go out with my mates and hit the town, i will end up getting in at about 6am. She will be asleep so i creep into bed without waking her.. I tend to get up sometime after dinner and the first thing she will say is "what time did you get in", i tell her about two in the morning. She looks at me and says "try again", so i say, ok it was three. She tells me to fuvk off, it was six in the morning... Now if she knew what time i came in then why ask???
    so y not say 5...isnt it more realistic? Duh

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    Yeah i think you guys are missing the point, i couldnt give a fuvk what time i got in, and she knows that... My only point was why do they ask what time when they know the answer, i tell her 2, knowing that she knows what time i really came in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Yeah i think you guys are missing the point, i couldnt give a fuvk what time i got in, and she knows that... My only point was why do they ask what time when they know the answer, i tell her 2, knowing that she knows what time i really came in...
    should have said "I dont know what time it was but it was too late, im mad at myself for breaking my routine or dimisnishing my gains" or something like that so when she tells you what time it was be like "thanks for making me feel worst! jeeez!" and run out, maybe cry a little bit to make her feel bad about trying to make you feel bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Yeah i think you guys are missing the point, i couldnt give a fuvk what time i got in, and she knows that... My only point was why do they ask what time when they know the answer, i tell her 2, knowing that she knows what time i really came in...
    because they want nothing more than for you to admit it. then when she gets mad, its completely justified!!

    so stick to the random girls with some sort of defect. its much more entertaining =D

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    "I have a lot of guy friends"- meaning "I fukked all these guys that keep calling"

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    yes=no
    no=no
    maybe=no
    im sorry=youll be sorry

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    No always means yes.....maybe that would explain the sexual assault cases

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    hilarious....

    as dane cook says: brain ninja's!

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    so true on all the above.

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