Wooohooo sing you bastard!

[Red Ketchup]

I like my women like I like my chicken
With a little bit of fat on the end
Not too much, not too little
Just enough to make me grin
If you see a little woman walking down the street
She ain't my type I need a little more meat
She's skinny, not my cup of tea woaha
We gonna learn that chicken song
Or we ain't going home...

Sorry folks... having one of my Rodney Carrington moments

Red

[kreper69]

i don't know who Rodney Carrington is, but whooohooo!!

[symatech]

"Dear Penis,
I dont think I like you anymore...
You used to watch me shave, now all ya do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis, i dont like you anymore.

It used to be just you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
thats all we needed to get by...
Now it seems that things have changed and I think you are the one to blame dear penis, I dont like you anymore."

AND HE SINGS

Dear Rodney.
I dont think I like you anymore.
cuz when you get to drinkin, ya put me places Ive never been before
dear rodney, i dont like you anymore.

Why cant we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship
come to terms with truely how we fell

If we put our heads together, we'll just stay home forever dear penis, I think i like you after all.

Oh and rodney while your shavin shave my balls"


Another classic Rodney Carrington for the bros!

[tt333]

Rodney Who is in Jail talking to a cop.

Rodney- let me out
Cop-uh uh
Rodney- Come on fucker, I aint playin

[tt333]

It was horrible, He went out in the crowd and started fuckin people.

[Red Ketchup]

kreper69 Rodney's a comedian. He sings funny songs in a Country-Western style. I believe he's from Texas.

Check out his site at:

http://www.rodneycarrington.com/


Another Rodney moment

He was a...
gay factory worker from the south!
He takes what you pee out of
and puts it in his mouth!

mwwww mwww mwwwww wwww wwww
mwwww mwww mwwwww wwww wwww
raaaaaake SPIT...

Red

[Red Ketchup]

symatech I read the post this morning and then had "Dear penis" stuck in my head all day!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Red

[kreper69]

Originally posted by Red Ketchup
kreper69 Rodney's a comedian. He sings funny songs in a Country-Western style. I believe he's from Texas.

Check out his site at:

http://www.rodneycarrington.com/

[Red Ketchup]

Originally posted by tt333
It was horrible, He went out in the crowd and started fuckin people.

I think he chipped some lady's tooth!



I got a 12 inches dick
And a dozen roses
And a pickup truck
hubba hubba hubba hey!

Thats all I wrote to this one,
it's all I figured I needed.

[Cali]

LMAO! He was here in concert this summer and I missed it. Didn't realize he was here till it was too late.

[symatech]

Originally posted by Red Ketchup
symatech I read the post this morning and then had "Dear penis" stuck in my head all day!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Red

ya its a catchy tune

[Red Ketchup]

Ahh time for another Rodney moment!


Titties and beer
Rodney Carrington

Titties and beer (Titties and beer)
Titties and beer (Titties and beer)
I think god allmighty for titties and beer (big titties and beer)
Hung two legged deer (Titties and beer)
Thank god I ain't queer (Titties and beer)
Theres one thing daddy likes and thats titties and beer (big old titties and beer)
Oh little titties and beer
Great big titties and my beer
God dammit I love those motherfucking titties...

[jarrett]

i like the pooty poo freshiner...
hmmm why dont they make those things in flavors i like beef and chicken bulion

[tt333]

Dale, we've been buddies for a few years..............................., lets rub our weiners together?!! Come on you sombitch its just us, I wont tell nobody.

You never hear of no famous gay guy saying, Ive been sucking dick for twenty years, Tired of it............want some pussy.

[Red Ketchup]

Time for another Rodney moment...

I dedicate this one to Maria Calo, "female" bodybuilder from this thread:

http://anabolicreview.com/vbulletin/...threadid=35749



She's More of a man
Rodney Carrington


She likes to go hunting with her buddies
She once killed a deer with just a stick
She likes those smoky bars, and rotgut whiskey
And pull my finger is still her favorite trick

She likes Hormell chilly on her ice cream
With a jalapeno pepper on the side
She wants fried bacon with her shirt off
chopped up an onion and did not even cry

Hell she's more of a man than I'll ever be
She's done things most men can't believe
She chews tobbaco, swallows the juice
Her real names Sheila, but they call her Moose
She's more of a man than I'll ever be

She likes her old job down at the factory
Even though she lost an arm in '83
She spent a little time at Bolsom prison
And Johnny Cash is tattoed on her knee

She's never rode a bull thats ever thrown her
Hell she rode one all the way thru Tennessee
She's never met a man who's ever owned her
Although I think she's got the hots for me

Oh shit she's more of a man than I'll ever be
She's done things most men can't believe
She eats beef jerky by the ton
And stares directly at the sun
She's more of a man than I'll ever be

It's plain to see, the put the HE in She
She's more of a man than I'll ever be

[tt333]

Dont you ever come back to Chuckies, you son of a bitch!