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  1. 06-25-2009, 06:49 PM #1
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    Funny comments related to having muscle...

    On vacation this week and getting some funny comments from random people.

    "You need to put those in some holsters" heard this walking into a club from security.

    "My ni _ _ a on Met R X or something" heard this walking down the boardwalk. I couldn't stop laughing at this one.

    "Damn" "Beast" etc. on the boards.

    A few others I can't remember. It's awesome. My girls like "everybody turns their head when you walk by". Yea. Lifting is cool lol.

    What kind of comments do you guys get from strangers in public?
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    Quote Originally Posted by F4iGuy View Post
    What kind of comments do you guys get from strangers in public?
    "Get away from me you creep"

    "Stop it!"

    "NO MEANS NO"

    "HEEEELLLPPPP"
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    Quote Originally Posted by F4iGuy View Post
    On vacation this week and getting some funny comments from random people.

    "You need to put those in some holsters" heard this walking into a club from security.

    "My ni _ _ a on Met R X or something" heard this walking down the boardwalk. I couldn't stop laughing at this one.

    "Damn" "Beast" etc. on the boards.

    A few others I can't remember. It's awesome. My girls like "everybody turns their head when you walk by". Yea. Lifting is cool lol.

    What kind of comments do you guys get from strangers in public?
    Nothing, thinks now I am going to cry in a corner for a while and eat more eggs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    "Get away from me you creep"

    "Stop it!"

    "NO MEANS NO"

    "HEEEELLLPPPP"
    dude they tell me the same thing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by F4iGuy View Post
    On vacation this week and getting some funny comments from random people.

    "You need to put those in some holsters" heard this walking into a club from security.

    "My ni _ _ a on Met R X or something" heard this walking down the boardwalk. I couldn't stop laughing at this one.

    "Damn" "Beast" etc. on the boards.

    A few others I can't remember. It's awesome. My girls like "everybody turns their head when you walk by". Yea. Lifting is cool lol.

    What kind of comments do you guys get from strangers in public?
    You're damn too sexy!!!
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    awww shucks.
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    how about

    "I thought it was suppose to be small from roid use"
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    I bet he has tickets to the gun show....

    I know but I have nothing else to do right now...
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    while getting a blow job
    u have nice guns.(right before she said u r too thick for my mouth )

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    can i bite on ur shoulders?
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    Can I take pitures with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    how about

    "I thought it was suppose to be small from roid use"
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    I get the "You must be a wrestler" comment. Last I checked wrestling was about cutting weight and tons of cardio.

    Do any of you play into these stories? Might be fun.. Yea I'm currently ranked number one in 3 different countries. I stopped because they couldn't find opponents. My autographs are going for 5oo on the net. I'll give you one for 2o bucks cause you seem cool. Blah blah blah.
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    Kids are great. After I suffered road rash a little girl was walking up my street with her mom. She looked at me and said "Look mom that guys bloody" The mom felt uncomfortable and asked her not to point.

    Every time she sees me (always walking with her mom in neighborhood) she gets real excited and points "Its the bloody guy!" Awesome.
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    When my girl and I went to Puerto Vallarta majority of the men out there are really small or super thin. They would come up to me and start asking questions how to get big, blah, blah, blah. One bouncer called me hulk hogan, a couple other dude's referred to me as vin diesel, lol. Here in the states, once in a while if I'm outside of a bar some dude will call me big guy, the problem is I think the women are either intimidated or just turned-off I'd much rather have them comment then some dude.
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    Yea. I think women just stare. Some like it some are turned off.
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