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    In my next life i want to be...

    in my next life i want to be a turtle

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    A porn star.....

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    myself.

    I am so great, i am so great, i love me... me, me , ME!






















    Did i mention i love me?

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    definitely a lion. King of the jungle baby. since the female lions do most of the hunting, all i would have to do is sit on my ass, eat, fvck whenever i want, and look like a baddass. ahh that would be the life

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    I want to be one of those giant dildo's that those super freaky, but really shy in public, chicks ride every night.

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    Hugh Hefner

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    i want to be an invisible penis

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    straight

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    straight
    ok, you win. Just choked on my supper reading that. My girl couldnt figure out if I was laughing or choking to death

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    A porn star.....
    Gay pornstar?

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    I wanna be a sex machine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Gay pornstar?
    Just because you want to have sex with me does not mean I want to be a gay porn star so you can watch me...

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    ^^I also wanna be a straight, gay and beastiality pornstar!

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    i wanna be TMOS!!!!!! groupie huggggg

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    A Drilldoe.................dewalt if I get my choice

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    i want to be a cowboy

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    Sjajs
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    In my next life i want to be able to win an argument on the internet

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    you need muscles for that

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    lol @ your post count

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    is my post count funny...

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    a movie star

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    do i amuse you...

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    gotta be maximus from gladiator

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    Tampon!

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    a grizzly bear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    a porn star.....
    same here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shurik View Post
    Tampon!

    what, being a manpon isnt workin out for ya?

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    A squirrel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    i wanna be TMOS!!!!!! groupie huggggg
    trust me , you don't.....i wouldn't wish that on anyone.....

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    i want to be a gargoile

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    i wanna be a firetruck

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    Last edited by eatrainrest; 12-21-2024 at 06:36 AM.

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    I wanna be me

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    munging every day!!!!!!!!

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    Ghhh
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