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    Did You Ever Realize?

    Did you ever realize that when your in a relationship all kinds of new, hot ***** come running out from behind bushes and climbing damn Great Wall's to get on your dick?

    When your single - you usually have to put forth some effort, but no no, not when your obligated.


    Ridiculous.

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    Strange but true

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juturna View Post
    Did you ever realize that when your in a relationship all kinds of new, hot ***** come running out from behind bushes and climbing damn Great Wall's to get on your dick?

    When your single - you usually have to put forth some effort, but no no, not when your obligated.


    Ridiculous.
    Did you realize hookers like you more on friday ?


    Other days I talk to them in passing , They don't see me ?

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    It must be a sixth sense...

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    Did you realize hookers like you more on friday ?


    Other days I talk to them in passing , They don't see me ?
    Hahahaha

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    Always had this problem..

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    hahah it happens to all of us!

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    its so fvckn true

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    i always have chicks running out of bushes and climbing my hard rock

    in or out of a relationship

    lol

    your mom

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    Thats because your More confident when your in a relationship. Women notice confidence..

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    Quote Originally Posted by vpchill View Post
    Thats because your More confident when your in a relationship. Women notice confidence..
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    is that it

    sweet


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    It's not even a confidence factor - here's an example. There's this chick who though every man in a 50 mile radius tries to hook up with her at parties - refuses adamantly. I've even tried in the past and kind of got the, "Well let's start hanging out then, call me" situation - I don't want to hang out. I want my dvck in your vagina. Simple, so I never call. Then the other night we're at a party and my new 'girlfriend' is there, and the girl is all over me like... idk, gays on MTV... trying to blow me with my girlfriend ten feet away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juturna View Post
    Did you ever realize that when your in a relationship all kinds of new, hot ***** come running out from behind bushes and climbing damn Great Wall's to get on your dick?

    When your single - you usually have to put forth some effort, but no no, not when your obligated.


    Ridiculous.
    I hate how that sh*t works.... Going through that same thing right now w/ being single. It feels like there's a black cloud over my head when trying to pick up chicks.

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    It's totally true.

    I think it's because you don't seem interested (because you're probably not if you're taken) and chicks love that shit. They love it when a guy has no interest in them, don't ask me why.

    I have a girl and I've had HOT chicks straight up tell me they want to **** after I told them I had a girlfriend... Life is hard.

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    so true more u keep your nose clean by not ****ing round they want u even more?

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    That i a sick little game all women play!! GO Out and no play... Go out with a wedding ring on and suddenly you are irresistable I swear they do it just to dick with us!

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    FYi I just fvcked Janine - AKA the girl who played games before. She's even down for keeping it 'hush-hush' now. I'm about to buy a wedding ring just to raise the stakes and ride this bvtch to the top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
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