Results 1 to 27 of 27

Thread: guys who "train mma"

  1. #1
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    CANADA!!
    Posts
    3,783

    guys who "train mma"

    seems like a lot of guys from my gym are disappearing........

    there's a new gym that is "training MMA fighters"......

    LOL

    now these 150lb weak ****s with 14" arms think they are GSP.

    they come into the gym randomly, wearing tapout shirts, they punch the bag (poorly) for 2 hrs, talk about how jacked they are, and how long they can last in "the ring".....

    and all they do, is talk about "mma" all fukin day long.

    and, in public - they have huge attitude, and tell people EVERY chance they get that "i'm training with MMA fighters"...

    ugh.

    I love MMA, yet I hate it.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,449
    lol, gyms are not only for bodybuilders my friend, besides that makes you the huge guy in the gym lol

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    California
    Posts
    11,534
    dont make me get one of these fools to slap you around a bit

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Immortality
    Posts
    3,824
    They will probably be able to kick your ass in a couple months.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,449
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    They will probably be able to kick your ass in a couple months.
    yea dont piss them off lol

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    California
    Posts
    11,534
    fast forward two months

    "Got My Ass Kicked At My Gym Today. Dude Was A Monster I Swear!"

  7. #7
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    CANADA!!
    Posts
    3,783
    LOL

    if they train MMA as hard as they trained in the gym, i'm really not all that worried...

    ahahahahaha :P

  8. #8
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    R.I.P. TMOS
    Posts
    7,981
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    seems like a lot of guys from my gym are disappearing........

    there's a new gym that is "training MMA fighters"......

    LOL

    now these 150lb weak ****s with 14" arms think they are GSP.

    they come into the gym randomly, wearing tapout shirts, they punch the bag (poorly) for 2 hrs, talk about how jacked they are, and how long they can last in "the ring".....

    and all they do, is talk about "mma" all fukin day long.

    and, in public - they have huge attitude, and tell people EVERY chance they get that "i'm training with MMA fighters"...

    ugh.

    I love MMA, yet I hate it.
    I get a different kid in my academy every week who wants to be an "Ultimate Fighter"

    Honestly, of all my students, ive got 3 who one day id let fight for us. Thats about it.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Immortality
    Posts
    3,824
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    LOL

    if they train MMA as hard as they trained in the gym, i'm really not all that worried...

    ahahahahaha :P
    Just tell them your gay, they will never mess with you again.

    Quote Originally Posted by WARMachine View Post
    I get a different kid in my academy every week who wants to be an "Ultimate Fighter"

    Honestly, of all my students, ive got 3 who one day id let fight for us. Thats about it.
    SIGN ME UP COACH!

    Can you get rid of the "flinch factor" I have? I flinch easily, other than that I am destined to be the heavyweight version of GSP.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    CANADA!!
    Posts
    3,783
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Just tell them your gay, they will never mess with you again.



    SIGN ME UP COACH!

    Can you get rid of the "flinch factor" I have? I flinch easily, other than that I am destined to be the heavyweight version of GSP.
    i'm the "token" gay at the gym.

    everyone is amazed that i'm the "only gay guy"

    yet i've been hit on multiple times by others..LOL

    i am thinking of taking a martial art. but not mma.

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Immortality
    Posts
    3,824
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    i'm the "token" gay at the gym.

    everyone is amazed that i'm the "only gay guy"

    yet i've been hit on multiple times by others..LOL

    i am thinking of taking a martial art. but not mma.
    Are you flamboyant? That's the only way I would think someone is gay at my gym unless they specifically told me they are gay, in which I would have them removed immediately from the weight area (jk).


    So you have no attraction to women? At all? Like a pu$$y doesn't turn you on? You see a girl with a great ass or tits and you don't want to bang her?

  12. #12
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    CANADA!!
    Posts
    3,783
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Are you flamboyant? That's the only way I would think someone is gay at my gym unless they specifically told me they are gay, in which I would have them removed immediately from the weight area (jk).


    So you have no attraction women? At all? Like a ***** doesn't turn you on? You see a girl with a great ass or tits and you don't want to bang her?
    nope!

    and flamboyant gay guys freak me out...

    i fear them, like a kid fears a clown........

    i made friends with some people there over the years (like, hang out, go for sushi, etc)

    so of course they found out. and people talk.

    and i don't really care anyway. and people usually question weither or not im just "fukin around with them to freak them out"

    and if you kick me outta the weight area, i'll just go do yoga, so i can be more limber for you later on

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,449
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Are you flamboyant? That's the only way I would think someone is gay at my gym unless they specifically told me they are gay, in which I would have them removed immediately from the weight area (jk).


    So you have no attraction to women? At all? Like a pu$$y doesn't turn you on? You see a girl with a great ass or tits and you don't want to bang her?
    Does it turn you on when you see a guy with 21 inch arms with viens popping out? does it make you want to bang him lol

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Immortality
    Posts
    3,824
    You didn't answer my last question.

    So you have no attraction to women? At all? Like a pu$$y doesn't turn you on? You see a girl with a great ass or tits and you don't want to bang her?

    See that is weird, I could see someone being bi-sexual, but gay. I don't know, seems like a huge reach in man's biological nature.


    So at what age did you realize you didn't like girls?

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Immortality
    Posts
    3,824
    Quote Originally Posted by beatango2008 View Post
    Does it turn you on when you see a guy with 21 inch arms with viens popping out? does it make you want to bang him lol
    No, but I do envy the fact that he has that build and makes me pissed because he is bigger than me and then I get pissed because I feel small.

    What kind of question is that anyway?

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,449
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    No, but I do envy the fact that he has that build and makes me pissed because he is bigger than me and then I get pissed because I feel small.

    What kind of question is that anyway?

    lol thats probably how nicotine feels

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Immortality
    Posts
    3,824
    Quote Originally Posted by beatango2008 View Post
    lol thats probably how nicotine feels
    You apparently haven't seen what Nicotine thinks is "hot".

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    North dakota
    Posts
    3,576
    think middle aged banker with a stache

  19. #19
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    217
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Are you flamboyant? That's the only way I would think someone is gay at my gym unless they specifically told me they are gay, in which I would have them removed immediately from the weight area
    lol hopefully who knows where his hands have been lol

  20. #20
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    CANADA!!
    Posts
    3,783
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    You didn't answer my last question.

    So you have no attraction to women? At all? Like a pu$$y doesn't turn you on? You see a girl with a great ass or tits and you don't want to bang her?

    See that is weird, I could see someone being bi-sexual, but gay. I don't know, seems like a huge reach in man's biological nature.


    So at what age did you realize you didn't like girls?
    well, i did just revive the gay thread.
    but

    NO sexual attraction to women, at all.

    it's like how a TRULY straight guy has ZERO attraction for men. it's just how it is, and not something i questioned....

    what age? .... i would say i had an "idea" when i was around 5 or 6. there was always the attraction, but - i didn't have a "label" for it or KNEW what "it" was untill around 10-11yrs old.

    i just always knew. it's never really been an issue, not something i struggled with. it just is, what it is.

  21. #21
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    CANADA!!
    Posts
    3,783
    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter View Post
    think middle aged banker with a stache
    finally, someone how knows me

    guys in the gym, need not feel threatened.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version. 

Name:	138082.jpg 
Views:	167 
Size:	335.4 KB 
ID:	101217  

  22. #22
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Immortality
    Posts
    3,824
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    well, i did just revive the gay thread.
    but

    NO sexual attraction to women, at all.

    it's like how a TRULY straight guy has ZERO attraction for men. it's just how it is, and not something i questioned....

    what age? .... i would say i had an "idea" when i was around 5 or 6. there was always the attraction, but - i didn't have a "label" for it or KNEW what "it" was untill around 10-11yrs old.

    i just always knew. it's never really been an issue, not something i struggled with. it just is, what it is.
    There is a big nature vs nuture debate on wether homosexuality in both genders is the cause of upbringing or simply being born that way.

    Did you have any childhood problems/bad memories/lack of a parent/etc?

    Your attraction to "certain type "of male, as mnfighter put "middle aged banker with a stache", signifies that there had to be some sort of issues or problems with your father or fatherly figure or lack there of.
    Last edited by Immortal Soldier; 07-27-2009 at 01:39 AM.

  23. #23
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    CANADA!!
    Posts
    3,783
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    There is a big nature vs nuture debate on wether homosexuality in both genders is the cause of upbringing or simply being born that way.

    Did you have any childhood problems/bad memories/lack of a parent/etc?

    Your attraction to "certain type "of male, as mnfighter put "middle aged banker with a stache", signifies that there had to be some sort of issues or problems with your father or fatherly figure or lack there of.
    my dad was a solid provider. he put a great roof over my head, i had food, a bed, electronics. no complaints really.

    i just like the clean mature look, and - guys my age are too unstable, no direction in life, flighty.... they think 3 months is a "long term committed relationship"

    for me - i always just had that attraction....i get hit on by women all the time...just, not my thing.

  24. #24
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,449
    omg whats with the father type? thats creepy lol

  25. #25
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Immortality
    Posts
    3,824
    Quote Originally Posted by beatango2008 View Post
    omg whats with the father type? thats creepy lol
    LOL and here you are thinking he likes the roid head guys

  26. #26
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    32,801
    i love tap out shirts

  27. #27
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Posts
    1,449
    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    LOL and here you are thinking he likes the roid head guys
    haha yea I know

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •