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  1. 08-04-2009, 11:16 PM #1
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    My Dog has the Worst Smelling Farts Ever!! Evenm Worse than Me!!

    He has to eat soft canned food now because he is almost 15 and his teeth are not in such good shape!! He lays right next to the bed on the floor and I do not know if he got table scraps or what tonight but OH MY GOD!!@ They are making my stomach turn!! Mine get pretty questionable and Borderline Broccoli from all the protein, but these are making mine smell like a dish of potpuri!
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    Time to put him where he belongs, OUTSIDE...
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    Welcome to the club bud. Ive got a boxer/pit mix and her farts smell like there straight from lucifers butt hole!
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    Yeh when mine farts she actually will get up and walk away to another spot in the room, its really funny to watch.
    Shes that way with human farts too, I farted by her once and she jumped off the couch.. I honestly was a bit offended
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    HAHAHAHA.... This....

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    What breed of dog is yours?

    I've never had a problem with my dog smelling, but my parent's dog is another story. That 8lb shitsu will make my ears actually water from it's farts...
    I guess that's why they call them shitsu.
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    Mu Dog is a Golden Retriever and is a big boy (108#) Down from 119# No where near as bad as my English Mastiff was (god rest is soul) he was 230# and when he dropped a bomb.. You beeter have been on your way out of the room!!
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    My Farts normally make the people that sit around the same space with me's eye's burn
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    Simple solution, bullet threw the head...
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    Put a cork in his ass
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    I've had the farts today funny enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagg View Post
    I've had the farts today funny enough.
    Protein farts are the best they can clean out a room in minutes
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    I myself had had the warm and smellies all day too!
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    You can try adding a SMALL amount of plain yogurt to your pooch's food. It may take a few days to get results.
    When my mastiffs have gas....Well....it's noticeable. Usually yogurt helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninesecz View Post
    He has to eat soft canned food now because he is almost 15 and his teeth are not in such good shape!! He lays right next to the bed on the floor and I do not know if he got table scraps or what tonight but OH MY GOD!!@ They are making my stomach turn!! Mine get pretty questionable and Borderline Broccoli from all the protein, but these are making mine smell like a dish of potpuri!
    I think your both eating off of the same plate or something!!!LOL
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    my dog likes peanut butter........
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    Funny thread,,, all my old girlfriends have said that i still fart while i'm sleeping....
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    stop feeding the dog beer and it won't smell haha
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