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  1. 09-20-2009, 09:22 AM #1
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    ghost sh*t

    just had a ghost sh*t as anyone had one,
    you sit on toilet strain away and think to yourself that was a big one you have a look and theirs nothing there, then you wipe your arse and theirs no sh*t on the bog roll i love those shits, nothing worse than wiping your arse 20times.
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    I havent a clue what your on about, are you on drugs?
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    Crapsa the friendly shit......

    seriously.....shiting Ghosts......i think your ready for the jerry springer show.....

    only joking mate.......least your saving money and looking after the enviroment....by not using lots of toilet roll.......

    I remember Richard Pryer did a stand up on stage about that subject.....
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    lol heheheheheehehe
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    i cant stop laughing.....ghoast shit.....comming to a theater near you.......
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    my mistake it wasnt richard pryor......it was eddie murphy impersinating him....

    heres a link.......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz_A6K9rSko
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  10. 09-20-2009, 12:04 PM #10
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    lol

    am serious someone on this forum as experienced a ghost shit where you have a shit wipe your arse and theirs nothing on the bog roll.
    lol am not on drugs

    only hgh
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  11. 09-20-2009, 01:18 PM #11
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    so you actually feel the waste coming out but then there is none?
    maybe the dog ate it'LOL!
    seriously though are you sure your not on something?
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    ghost sh!t' iguess that would be the name indians would have given you'you know like dances with wolves?
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    iv cracked it!!! maybe this guys ghost shits are haunting my house!!!
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    honestly mate i think your just farting...........nothing ghostly about that...
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  15. 09-20-2009, 01:40 PM #15
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    WTF??? now this is the reason this area is called the lounge...lol at ghost shitt
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    I've busted a ghost nut before...lol does that count? It was electrifying.
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    bump for a ghost nut... come on, I know I am not the only one who has experienced this phenom. You know your gonna cum and your body starts jerking and everything and nothing cums out... like your all tapped out. LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockinred View Post
    bump for a ghost nut... come on, I know I am not the only one who has experienced this phenom. You know your gonna cum and your body starts jerking and everything and nothing cums out... like your all tapped out. LMAO
    yea im following you
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    yeah i used to do that when i was a kid before the real deal......
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  20. 09-21-2009, 12:59 AM #20
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    Oh well am the only ghost shitter here, i dont have them all the time, maybe once every three months
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    lololol!!!! You need to call the ghost busters
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    lololol!!!! You need to call the ghost busters
    No he needs the sh*t busters. LOL

    Im sure DSM know some guys who can come over and help you out.

    Actually I know what you are talking about and why but it's to much fun watching every one give you a bad time still.
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  23. 09-21-2009, 05:56 AM #23
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    all good fun lol
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  24. 09-21-2009, 06:00 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    lololol!!!! You need to call the ghost busters
    nah he needs to call the people from the show "paranormal state"
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    Must be the time of the year for retarded threads, though "ghost shit" cracks me up!
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    GHOSTS .... no shit!!!
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    there is a ghost haunting my home right now and all that bastard does is ghost shit and then flushes the can for nothing.bastards running my water bill sky high.
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    I thought this was gonna be another paranormal debate so I wasn't gonna open it. I know what the op is talking about. I've shat and looked and there was nothing in the toilet but there was on the paper and vice versa but never both at the same time. Maybe we should start a reality show called "ghost sh*ts, your bathroom may never be safe again."
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  30. 09-22-2009, 08:48 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I thought this was gonna be another paranormal debate so I wasn't gonna open it. I know what the op is talking about. I've shat and looked and there was nothing in the toilet but there was on the paper and vice versa but never both at the same time. Maybe we should start a reality show called "ghost sh*ts, your bathroom may never be safe again."
    ha sounds like a plan,
    i knew one of you guys new what i was on about,
    looks like theirs more than 1 ghost shitter on this site
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockinred View Post
    I've busted a ghost nut before...lol does that count? It was electrifying.
    had that happen to me when my girl was giving me head before, really was intense but nothing came out lol ... she later told me she used a technique by pressing on my coaxic nerve to redirect it into my bladder, it's called a "clean bj"

    as for the ghost sh!t that's just bizzarre but funny
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    and here I though we were going to talk about real ghosts lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post

    Thats more like Ghost Wank.
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    OK on a serious note, it's nothing, you just pinched it off good and it slithered down the trap so you couldnt see it.
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  38. 09-24-2009, 11:19 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    OK on a serious note, it's nothing, you just pinched it off good and it slithered down the trap so you couldnt see it.
    that sounds about right, its good when that happens, saves on bog roll
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    I just took what felt like a 3lb ghost shit. but I have no evidence to prove it...
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