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  1. 10-08-2009, 12:56 PM #1
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    I kid you not one of my friends sent me this

    http://www.aralifestyle.com/article....ural-supplemen

    He's become fat and out of shape with a kabob belly since living with his gf. Being hand fed and not having to hunt for vagina has left him flabby. He sees I'm in decent shape and asked me if this would help him get into shape...but he doesn't vist the three letter word that starts with G.
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    "According to studies and research, the use of anabolic steroids merely inflates your muscles (hence the term "juiced") without providing permanent beneficial results. There are also several harmful side effects of steroid use, ranging from diabetes, rage, aggression and uncontrollable mood-swings, to significant changes to body systems that are not natural to the user's gender."
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    "The core muscle building ingredient, "eggplant extract," is a natural dietary adult stem cell agonist."

    you gotta be fvcking shitting me...eggplant is the key to muscle growth...where do they come up with this stuff?
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    repost kratos...I think a ban is an order here admin!
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    "The eggplant extract quickly goes to work recruiting the sleeping adult stem cells in our bone marrow and starts repairing the micro tears and building new muscle."

    This sentence makes me lol, the eggplant quickly goes to work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild View Post
    repost kratos...I think a ban is an order here admin!
    I was not aware
    just got it in my e-mail
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    buy more eggplant for 2010 boys!
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    im selling everything i own and am spending it all on eggplant stock.....its the future boys.......
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    just think all this time we were eating massive amounts of meat, taking in protein, buying supps and looking for gear, we could have been eating eggplant! IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR FACES THE WHOLE TIME~
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    you know you can suspend that stuff and inject it right?? snorting seems to work well too...

    I bet putting it in an enema will work faster
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    you know you can suspend that stuff and inject it right?? snorting seems to work well too...

    I bet putting it in an enema will work faster
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    I was not aware
    just got it in my e-mail
    Could u elaborate there mate for us newbs to understand ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    Being hand fed and not having to hunt for vagina has left him flabby..
    I'm guilty of this at the moment. Too much stress and court bills so I refuse to post pics til I'm back in the game and get me some eggplants!!!
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    damn im in the wrong market fvck brewing my gear im grown eggplant
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    you know you can suspend that stuff and inject it right?? snorting seems to work well too...

    I bet putting it in an enema will work faster


    U just like shoving things up your bum ... j/k.

    Im starting my own eggplant farm. GSUS whats next....
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    LMAO... more shameless than the labels on the back of Muscletech supps.
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    Finally a safe, natural and legal alternative to steroids is here .

    I have read this line 1000s of times since the late 70s LOL
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    I been on egg plant for years its better than test
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    You mean you guys have never seen world-class athletes chowing down on eggplant before the big event? Wow...can't believe you all missed that!!!
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