well this is better! sorry if its been posted already.
ohhh my goddddddddddddddd!
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...&CJPID=3196496
Southern Steel Bodybuilding
well this is better! sorry if its been posted already.
ohhh my goddddddddddddddd!
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...&CJPID=3196496
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
That's happened to me...twice.
Southern Steel Bodybuilding
a couple years ago when i had ibs i had so many shit situations happen to me. totally made me neurotic and crazy. hilarious
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
Do share. How did you cure (if you did) IBS?
Nothing to it, but to do it
Lmao I can't imagine how someone could let that happen.
Southern Steel Bodybuilding
well it was cured incidentally. i got a very bad sore throat that progressed into my throat swelling so bad i could hardly swallow a drink of water. i went to the doc and i was given a strong antibiotic/steroid. i had gotten a virus some how, well the medicine cured my ibs which leads me to believe i had some organism contributing to ibs like tapeworm or something. pretty gross, i know that ibs is treated with a low dose of lexapro or antidepressant by some doctors.Originally Posted by DSM4Life
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
Wow well glad you got it taken care of. Where are your $hit you pants stories?
I was going to work one day and was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic when it hit me. I had to go and go bad (I'm no the type that can hold it in for long). So I'm in he car doing the poopy dance and I just couldn't take it anymore i was about to explode. There was an exit like 300 yards ahead around a bend so I pulled to the shoulder and started to make my way. Then with my luck there was a broken down truck on the shoulder which now I am blocked !! I had to go so bad I turned my car off and was ready to get out and go on the side of the highway when all of a sudden I asked myself WTF I was doing lol. I pulled back in traffic (someone let me in from shoulder) and traffic started to move a min later. I got to the closest bathroom
and EXPLODED. Felt great
Senior Member
If that story was real I could not help but laugh and also feel sorry for the man :P
Senior Member
lol can you please link the superthrol thread...and this guy must enjoy things in the ass if he got a erection from feeling is turd coming out his ass LOL
& a truste pee bottle? wtf? lol who carrys a pee bottle..imagine getting pulled over and patted down and the officer asks you whats that bottle for lmaooo!
Knowledgeable Member
i agree...
who the hell carries a pee bottle unless ur a truck driver.
let alone bring it to meet someone for coffee..
Senior Member
Knowledgeable Member
but is it" trusty"
Senior Member
lmao!!!!!!!!!
Banned
I can really use a pee bottle lol. I know its prob an issue of some sort but I go to the bathroom easily 10-12 times a day maybe more just to pee.
Id carry that shit everywhere I went if it was in style.. something for gucci to consider perhaps..
Knowledgeable Member
OK and if a girl or anyone sees a pee bottle in your car they will think Ohhh gross.
Why not just keep an empty Gatorade bottle in the car? They have the wide mouth and hold a lot so no one is the wiser.
I have only exploded one time that I can remember (ibs) I was working in 90+ deg heat, I had drank 3 cans of cold orange soda in like 5 minutes and ate 1/2 a package or peperoni sticks. OMG about 20 minutes later I was ohhhhhhhhhh. I barely made it to a bathroom, I was going before my ass hit the seat. DAMN it was like a garden hose lol. I have never felt so relieved or drained. Im sure it cleaned me out also. lol
Last edited by lovbyts; 12-15-2009 at 04:04 AM.
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I could barely make it through that thread lol. I was laughin \g so hard because he illustrated it in paint
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haha just made it to page two and the dude actually took a picture of himself using a pee bottle while he sh1t to demonstrate how much easier it is
Anabolic Member
OMFG!!
These paint drawings are priceless.
Productive Member
Fcukin epic!
Anabolic Member
LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMFG
to the OP thank you for posting this, i cant believ this shit
its so ****ing funny
the BEST part about that story was his final comment
'... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself? or should i just hope I never run into her again? '
LMFAo call her back, lmfao he shit in her bathtub ahahjahhahahahahahaha
omg im saving that story
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[QUOTE=I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... [/QUOTE]
in tears! lmfao
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I love how some people commented and said they never have a problem pissing and shitting with an erection..... Idunno bout you guys..... but i've never had an erection while I had to shit AND piss.....
~Haz~
Knowledgeable Member
let alone, how do u keep an erection after u just shit all over urself and some girls bathroom.
ur laying in a shit puddle but still have a hard-on....
what a fvkin sicko...
Senior Member
Maybe he was on Melanotan 2. I'm hard all day on that.
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Hows that workin for yah? I thought about trying it..... might start in february.....
~Haz~
"3 stars and a sun"
Southern Steel Bodybuilding
forgot i posted this, that superdrol thread i think was on bodybuilding.com a couple years ago. some stupid noob thought that since some medicine is given rectually cuz of its absorbtion rate he would try putting SD up there. he ended up having some serious rectum problems, fukin funny as hell!!!
Knowledgeable Member
not funnier then u shiting/pissing all over some chicks bathroom..
whats up with the piss bopttle??
Productive Member
Bahahaha comedy gold that is. And the drawings are hilarious. It's hardly real like is it? I nearly fell off my chair laughing.
Knowledgeable Member
hahahahaha on the original Superdrol thread that is the suggestion I made to the kid. hehehehehe
American Psycho
hahah never seen this b4 pretty funny that he actually made some pics ha.
Associate Member
this has got to be bs
Member
lollll that should be made into a book
Senior Member
damn im trying to find the superdrol "Rectal administration" thread lol someone help!
Associate Member
omfg.... that just made my day.. was laughing so hard i tears started coming out.. then 2 customers came in and thought i was crying hahaha thats the funniest thread iv ever read......
Banned
First, its extremely common to get boners when you hold piss in.
Supports the whole notion of morning wood.
What doesn't make sense is that he simply couldn't tuck his dick into the toilet. Thats utter bs. My cock is huge, and yeh it touches the toilet in that situation, but there is no reason your ass would be hanging off the seat unless you were severely obese, so I don't buy that part.
I also don't buy the part with her knocking on the door.
He never explained how exactly she opened the door? Pretty relevant piece of information. The only bathrooms I've seen with key locks are public, I've never seen a key lock bathroom in someones house. Makes no sense. (correct me if I'm wrong)
Also, the reaction of the female sounds far from typical. I simply can not picture her pushing the issue to that extent, where she would magically unlock the door when a stranger is using the bathroom.
Shower running or not, it doesn't make sense why she responded so dramatically. (I understand women are emotionaly it just doesnt make sense).
But most of all, his motion to add ms paint pics, and a follow up pee bottle in action pic, only proves to me that hes trying to sell an idea that never happened.
It also proved absolutely nothing, YES you can pee in a bottle and shit at the same time, you can also pee and shit in the same toilet w/out a bottle. What did he think that was proving? I do believe possibly something embarassing happened, I don't think the story he wrote was any sort of accurate depiction of what actually inspired this story.
Which leads me to raise the proverbial bs flag on this one. Id love to believe it, but because I can't I didn't find it that funny.
Productive Member
Never let the truth get in the way of a funny story.
Banned
Good point.
Won't argue with that.
Member
What he should have done and anyone in this situation, is start jerking it so he stops having the urge to pee.
Senior Member
lol i find having a small penis is so much better anything over 6 inchs is to much
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