The Final Insult Thread

[ReX357]

Let's hear your best insults.

The other day I was at one of my girlfriends house and she said I could eat the left overs the next day, and I said: "YOU look like left overs"

She has a really good sense of humor so she laughed about it, she said if I wasn't a friend that would of been one of the meanest things she would of ever heard. She's pretty hot tho so she knew it was all in good fun lol. I'm always bugging people like that.

On the other hand, I like telling people "You should of been swallowed". lol

[G-1000]

Your still a dumb ass with retarted threads.


Oh and in your case you soul dnot have been swallowed. That would be to good for you. You should have been shoot into the tolit.

[ReX357]

Your still a dumb ass with retarted threads.


Oh and in your case you soul dnot have been swallowed. That would be to good for you. You should have been shoot into the tolit.

Were your parents siblings?

[stack_it]

When someone calls me a smartass I say "I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass like you." it always pissed em off.

And don't forget the "I know you are but what am I!" lol

[awesome1]

When someone calls me a smartass I say "I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass like you." l

the irony there is golden

[AnimalJ]

I like " **** you you mother ****en ****er ****" It gets the point across subtly.

[calgarian]

if a girl say "Fvck you" my response is sure ur place or mine.......

[lovbyts]

Yes outdoing someone in insults can be fun but I learned something long time ago that is more fun.

We all know or work with those guys who like to insult or put someone down in some way making a joke of it and it's always in front of other people.

Instead of trying to out do them when they start so say something that you know is going to be an insult you find a way to insult or put yourself down first. Somethign minor and funny. it always makes them stop in their track and anything they where about to say is totally worthless.

I have made so many people look like idiots because they just have this blank look on their face with nothing to day. Like they say if you laugh at yourself no one else can.

[KimboHalfSlice]

When someone tries to speak you abruptly interrupt them and shout in their face:

IF I WANTED YOUR OPINION I'D BEAT IT OUT OF YOU

[makod]

if a girl say "Fvck you" my response is sure ur place or mine.......

ever got a positive response?

[stevey_6t9]

Your still a dumb ass with retarted threads.


Oh and in your case you soul dnot have been swallowed. That would be to good for you. You should have been shoot into the tolit.

hahaha ^^

[AnimalJ]

Were your parents siblings?

i enjoyed this comment.

[AlphaMaleDawg]

Your still a dumb ass with retarted threads.


Oh and in your case you soul dnot have been swallowed. That would be to good for you. You should have been shoot into the tolit.

lol.

[calgarian]

ever got a positive response?

sometimes so much that my balls hurt and she walked funny for whole week

Its not what u say its how u say it

[stack_it]

If some one puts you down wait to reply and hope they try to ask "what? No comeback!"

Then reply if I wanted my cum back I'd wipe it off your face!

[Schmidty]

^thats gay^

[6ft5]

If some one puts you down wait to reply and hope they try to ask "what? No comeback!"

Then reply if I wanted my cum back I'd wipe it off your face!

^^thats a new one. Lol!....Now, how bout u shut the f+ck up when ur talkn to me!

[6ft5]

Dam! ur moms so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck!! Thank you chris rock

[stack_it]

I have some good yo momma jokes but don't wanna turn it into a yo momma thread.

[6ft5]

I have some good yo momma jokes but don't wanna turn it into a yo momma thread.

I know but I heard that one like 2 days ago. Thought it was funnnnny

[stack_it]

^thats gay^

Lol your arrows are pointing directly at your avatar. How fitting.....

[6ft5]

Lol your arrows are pointing directly at your avatar. How fitting.....

Nice one

[spywizard]

If i ever get my hands on you I'm not going to kill ya

I'm going to take a bat to your lower back and put you in a wheel chair..

then 2 yrs later i'm going to find you and take that same bat to your neck so you are completely paralyzed..

then 4 yrs later when i get out of prison.. i'm going to find you and sell you into the asian sex trade, and you tour the world, finally ending up in a European hostel where you will star in not 1 but 7 snuff films..



Not really an insult, i just like telling that little tale..

[collar]

if i ever get my hands on you i'm not going to kill ya

i'm going to take a bat to your lower back and put you in a wheel chair..

Then 2 yrs later i'm going to find you and take that same bat to your neck so you are completely paralyzed..

Then 4 yrs later when i get out of prison.. I'm going to find you and sell you into the asian sex trade, and you tour the world, finally ending up in a european hostel where you will star in not 1 but 7 snuff films..



Not really an insult, i just like telling that little tale..

lol..........

[CptAmericaX]

wow and people wonder why bb's are so anti social

[Schmidty]

Lol your arrows are pointing directly at your avatar. How fitting.....

[G-1000]

If i ever get my hands on you I'm not going to kill ya

I'm going to take a bat to your lower back and put you in a wheel chair..

then 2 yrs later i'm going to find you and take that same bat to your neck so you are completely paralyzed..

then 4 yrs later when i get out of prison.. i'm going to find you and sell you into the asian sex trade, and you tour the world, finally ending up in a European hostel where you will star in not 1 but 7 snuff films..



Not really an insult, i just like telling that little tale..

That seamed to well planed out. Remind me not to piss you off.

[terraj]

You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead

[calgarian]

^thats gay^

if he is why half of the women in st.loiuse clams that he is father to their kids

stacj it plan to come visit during july MILF are dimme ad dozen diring stempede

[ReX357]

You guys are a lame excuse for tough guys. Go back masturbating while you cry in front of a mirror listening to Good Charlotte you f*cking emo faggots.

[spywizard]

your mother wasn't good enough for me to do a 2nd tie, let alone claim you as my own..

[spywizard]

but your sister.. that's a different story..

[LatissimusaurousRex]

whats the difference between your mom and a freezer?

the freezer doesn't fart when I take my meat out of it

[Chode Logan]

^ Haha I laughed pretty good at that one.

[Mr.Rose]

If a guy asks you to fight, just say "nah, sorry i don't wont to embarrass you in front of your gf/friends/wife"

That gets them MAD, haha. Nothing like poping a guys ego.

[energizer bunny]

this isnt really an insult...........but ive said this to over 20 people and you allways get a reaction, they normally start telling you there life story......simply tell the person...that they havent got a hard days graft in them, theyl start off getting defensive and then moving on to how they started working at blah blah age.......haha well i found it amusing!

[DarnGoodLookin]

I thought this was the last insult thread, not the Fvcking "this is how I look like a douche with my lame comebacks" thread.

[alexISthrowed]

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege

[Aizen Sosuke]

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege