New to this...........

[6.5Steve]

Hi, A little about myself, I am 20 years old, a farly skinny bloke but with puppyfat in places. I have not got the first idea about steroids but am looking into having a cycle or 2 as i need to get bigger and ripped quick lol.
I don't eat very healthily at all right now but i do eat a lot for a skinny lad. I have a weights bench in my flat with pec-dec, leg extension, bench press etc..
and 90kilos of weights and a gym membership. Oh, and a punchbag.

I have some questions that would be greatly appreciated if answered.

Do steroids shrink your penis or balls?(Ive heard PCT will stop this)
If i am aiming to get ripped quickly, how long do you think i should spend in the gym daily ?
Where could i purchase these from and what would the cost be ?


I will be posting a lot more often when i get the money together to buy some 'roids and when i know more about it after some research.


Thanks people

[B1gDaddy]

LOL. This is one of the best newbie posts I've seen..

No one is going to spoon feed your ass, go do some reasearch. First thing you'll find out is that your too young and do not have the body for steroids cause im gonna take a wild guess and say you havent been working out seriously for a few years so you wouldnt have strong enough tendons to take steriods, you'd end up ripping them and Effing yourself over.

You cant ask where to buy AASor price talk on these forums.
...... no roids dont shrink your pecker....

You dont eat healhly so go to the diet section, read the stickies, watch the videos there, make your own diet that u think is right and have the pros fix it up for u a little. stay on that diet for a year and work out hard and you will be well on your way to get ripped. There is no such thing as getting ripped quick. Results will vary on how hard to workout, how well you stick to your diet and how much cardio you do. Your goals can be achieved rather easily without steroids.

[DaBullet]

Bro your no where near being ready to start juice! You dont know how to eat and it sounds like you are just starting to work out, if you were to jump on anything it probably wont do anything cause you dont have a solid foundation or you might even injure yourself. Learn to eat, get a solid base, and wait till you are a little older....around 25.. Good luck bro.

[6.5Steve]

LOL. This is one of the best newbie posts I've seen..

No one is going to spoon feed your ass, go do some reasearch. First thing you'll find out is that your too young and do not have the body for steroids cause im gonna take a wild guess and say you havent been working out seriously for a few years so you wouldnt have strong enough tendons to take steriods, you'd end up ripping them and Effing yourself over.

You cant ask where to buy AASor price talk on these forums.
...... no roids dont shrink your pecker....

You dont eat healhly so go to the diet section, read the stickies, watch the videos there, make your own diet that u think is right and have the pros fix it up for u a little. stay on that diet for a year and work out hard and you will be well on your way to get ripped. There is no such thing as getting ripped quick. Results will vary on how hard to workout, how well you stick to your diet and how much cardio you do. Your goals can be achieved rather easily without steroids.

Advice taken mate.
But yeah i have been working out on and off for about 2 years now, mainly on my arms and started my chest few months ago. I can bench press 30kilos at the moment Lol (shocking i know)
and i can bicep curl 30kilos aswell. But this is doing reps. I can just about push 40kilos on the chest and not tried my limit on curls yet.
I will definately change my diet asap. A mate of mine used to be as scrawny as me and in 3 months (not sure he was on steroids but am guessing.........) he looks like a pure machine. His arms have grown about 3 - 4 times the size and his chest and abs are unrecognisable. And he was never a gym fanatic before this.....................

The reason i am wanting to do this is i have grown a mini army of enemies in my home town where my sister, mother, family n all my friends live. And so i need to get as big as possible for my next visit Looool

I tried Maximuscle for a while and one glass of this gave me so much energy i felt like i could run form miles. So i am guessing steroids will be a lot more intense whic is what i am after because after using the maximuscle it felt like my arms were ripping there and then lol

But no i am still definately going to invest in some and completely smash the gym with a trainer instructing me.

[Dont wanna be old]

You are to young to use AAS .
Please spend time reading forums for a wealth of information .

[6.5Steve]

You are to young to use AAS .
Please spend time reading forums for a wealth of information .

Why am i too young ?
I am 21 in October ..........

[Phate]

Why am i too young ?
I am 21 in October ..........

your body is not finished growing until you are around 23-25, meaning your endocrine(hormone) system that runs your ENTIRE body is still developing and vulnerable

and i doubt you can curl 30kgs correctly if your bench max is only 40kg

[6.5Steve]

your body is not finished growing until you are around 23-25, meaning your endocrine(hormone) system that runs your ENTIRE body is still developing and vulnerable

and i doubt you can curl 30kgs correctly if your bench max is only 40kg

Like i say i have been mainly working on my arms this past year or so on and off. my wrists are extremely weak and bench pressing tests me a little more than curling

[c-Z]

Well then you need to learn how to properly train.....

[B1gDaddy]

Like i say i have been mainly working on my arms this past year or so on and off. my wrists are extremely weak and bench pressing tests me a little more than curling

hes saying your not doing it with the right form, which is what i think too. theres no way your bench an curls are only 10kg off.. like 23lbs? I bench 300lbs, curl 45lbs..

[6.5Steve]

hes saying your not doing it with the right form, which is what i think too. theres no way your bench an curls are only 10kg off.. like 23lbs? I bench 300lbs, curl 45lbs..

I swear down on my life i have just counted it up and i am curling 32.6kilos right now. I do 8 reps each time.
32.6kilos is 2x11.3kg, 2x2.5kg and 4x1.25kg plates
I will have a go at the best bench press i can do later or tommorow but my chest is weak still.

[6.5Steve]

Well then you need to learn how to properly train.....

I have been to a boxing gym a couple of times and i'm saying i'm going to get on that again and go to a gym with an instructer there. So yes mate, that is the plan.
I'm not going to just eat up those steds and just hit the gym as soon as i've started my first cycle. Obviously i am doing a few sets of curls a few times in the day most days in a week. Sometimes bench pressing with the same bar of weights. I will start the boxing up again first while going to the gym and getting to know the trainer, Sort out my diet n take multi-vitamins, and then start to think about them, again obviously after research.

[6.5Steve]

hes saying your not doing it with the right form, which is what i think too. theres no way your bench an curls are only 10kg off.. like 23lbs? I bench 300lbs, curl 45lbs..

You are only curling 23kg ? How long have you been at this game bud ?

[Phate]

You are only curling 23kg ? How long have you been at this game bud ?

he means in each hand, and with proper form(meaning no swinging at all, controlled up and controlled down)

[6.5Steve]

your body is not finished growing until you are around 23-25, meaning your endocrine(hormone) system that runs your ENTIRE body is still developing and vulnerable

and i doubt you can curl 30kgs correctly if your bench max is only 40kg

Yes i do it correctly aswell, I have watched numerous videos on Youtube and fitness sites, and had different instructors down the gym showing me and i found the one i that felt best.

[Phate]

Yes i do it correctly aswell, I have watched numerous videos on Youtube and fitness sites, and had different instructors down the gym showing me and i found the one i that felt best.

i thought you were saying you could curl 30kg in each hand

[6.5Steve]

he means in each hand, and with proper form(meaning no swinging at all, controlled up and controlled down)

Suppose mine isn't totally controlled to be fair after the first few.
I go straight down and lock out, stick chest out sometimes, and curl up keeping arms straight, hold it for a second and slowly lock out.
Need to work on this still

[6.5Steve]

i thought you were saying you could curl 30kg in each hand

Nah, obviously i don't use bodybuilding slang or whatever to much, i use the same bar for benching and curling. Like i said i am a complete beginner compared to you boys at this. Things are about to change though

[Black]

Well good luck buddy. Take your time and learn here. Start with proper form and weight training first. Remember, there are more muscles in your body than your biceps and chest. Read around the diet area as well. To grow you need lots of calories and protein (but they have to be good calories). Steroids are not the answer right now. You have a positive attitude and can take criticism (although sometimes harsh) really well. I wish you the best of luck.

[6.5Steve]

Thanks