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    Urine test and how to pass one

    i will be graduating college pretty soon and i'm sure i'll have to take a urine test. don't know if they will watch or what. i don't want to quit smoking yet but it seems i'll have to. what about niacin and water?? how long will it take to flush your system out with that. oh ya, i don't care about any oif that shit that temporarily cleans youe system out. any suggestions?

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    Re: Urine test and how to pass one

    get this thing called a "urinator". its a prosthetic dick thats hooked up to a squeezable bladder thing. you fill the bladder up with clean pee (from a friend), then when you take the piss test, you pull out your prosthetic, and squeeze it in the right place and it squeezes the clean pee out.

    at one point i was making $200 a week providing clean pee for people using that thing...=)

    -- clocky baby

    Originally posted by Big Rush
    i will be graduating college pretty soon and i'm sure i'll have to take a urine test. don't know if they will watch or what. i don't want to quit smoking yet but it seems i'll have to. what about niacin and water?? how long will it take to flush your system out with that. oh ya, i don't care about any oif that shit that temporarily cleans youe system out. any suggestions?

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    terminater gold. it tastes horrible but it will work.

    im not sure on the spelling but i know its not terminator. so play with the name.

    its around 50 bucks, but if you want to avoid quitting the bud drink it and your cool.

    i have no idea about passing juice tests tho

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    i just had to pass a urine test for a job. U have to make sure the temp of ur piss is right or else it will not work. u can buy powdered urine and has a built in heater in the test. u just put water in it before u go and it will heat up and ur set. what i did was take something called xtra clean and it did the job with no problem u can find it on the internet or go to some storees. i just dont knw what around u. all i know is i tooka urin test a week and half ago and iwas gonna be fucked but bought this cause my friend used it several times and i had smoked like 1 week before . the only thing is u have to be clean for 3 days before so if u do that u will be set me. worked for me and my friends.

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    Passing a urine test is easy:

    Don't do drugs.

    Tada.

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    I've used Niacin and 2.5gal of water and passed smoking the day of the test.

    Niacin- Buld up in your system over a 4 day period gradully increasing dose. The day of the test, you'll be a burning, itching, mofo but it works and it's a B-vitamin so it can't be detected as a cleanser

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    Yup, Niacin is the best shit around...thats what my buddy does all the time...

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    Check these links out bro, hope this helps.


    www.whizzinator.com


    www.passyourdrugtest.com

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