Step Brothers quotes

[fattywarbucks]

I'm so madly in love with the movie step brothers, but I can't decide which are the best quotes...of all time...not just the movie

If you don't care for the movie, I will find you, and I will put your toothbrush in my asshle


Favorite:

Your embarrasing your self you geriatic fvk. Now, you're gonna do two things. First you're gonna keep your liver spotted hads off my beautiful mother, she's an angel. Then you're gonna sit down and write dale and brennan a check for 10,000 dollars or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass that you'll be able to hear the sound of your lower intestine as it produces sht

Second favorite:

This is a house of learned doctors
You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly headed fvk.

[bjpennnn]

i traveled 500 miles to give you my seed...lumber jack....ahhhhhhh ha

[gixxerboy1]

[Igifuno]

^^^ which part.. the movie or the fact that he offered to sticks any of our toothbrushes in his a-hole?

[bjpennnn]

the movie is amazing no question about that.

[gixxerboy1]

^^^ which part.. the movie or the fact that he offered to sticks any of our toothbrushes in his a-hole?

i like the movie. But i guess it wasnt right for me to judge him cause he likes objects in his ass

[Igifuno]

Never seen it... don't think I've ever heard of it either..

[Igifuno]

i like the movie. But i guess it wasnt right for me to judge him cause he likes objects in his ass

Yeah that was really rude.. I mean, who doesn't?

[Igifuno]

Ferrel and Reily? I used to love Will Ferrel and then he just dissappointed me time and time again and I totally lost interest in him. I really used to love him on SNL and even got his best of SNL DVD... Old School was classic, and.. yeah not so much since then.. Talladega Nights was pretty good I suppose...

[wanabeMASSIVE!]

[Igifuno]

How about now?

[fattywarbucks]

Toothbrush list:
Igifuno
Wannabemassive
Gixxxr

Bjpennn: your oral hygene is safe

Those of you on the toothbrush list:
You may develope a fever
A fever to which the only perscription is
MORE COWBELL

Don't hate bc you can't qute gems like

Dad were men
We like to shit with the door open, talk about pvssy, go on riverboat gambling trips, make our own beef jerky.

[fattywarbucks]

Oh and repooooooooooost
While highly erotic, this pic is worn like a good little whores knee calluses

[Igifuno]

Don't I get spared the toothbrush list for contributing beautiful a$s to your thread? I'll delete that sh*t!!

[stack_it]

Me and my roommates had a few girls over one night to play some drinking games and after about an hour or so it was obvious we were all getting laid. Then the said they've never seen step brothers so I told them to get the fvck out. At first they giggled but then buddy was like "I don't think he's joking" so they got up and left.



Were men we like to walk around in our underwear, look at other women, shit with the door open! (may have screwed that one up)

Dale we have litteraly never done any of that.




Why are you so sweaty?

I was watching cops..

[Igifuno]

[QUOTE=stack_it;5218208]Me and my roommates had a few girls over one night to play some drinking games and after about an hour or so it was obvious we were all getting laid. Then the said they've never seen step brothers so I told them to get the fvck out. At first they giggled but then buddy was like "I don't think he's joking" so they got up and left.QUOTE]

Haha.. Um dude.......................really?

[wanabeMASSIVE!]

huh?

[stack_it]

Yeah I could get laid anytime I wanted and I was drunk and i just kind of said it out of nowhere.

[cherrydrpepper]

I wake up in the morning and piss excellence

[gixxerboy1]

Toothbrush list:
Igifuno
Wannabemassive
Gixxxr

Bjpennn: your oral hygene is safe

Those of you on the toothbrush list:
You may develope a fever
A fever to which the only perscription is
MORE COWBELL

Don't hate bc you can't qute gems like

Dad were men
We like to shit with the door open, talk about pvssy, go on riverboat gambling trips, make our own beef jerky.

here you go. make sure u get it all the way in your ass

[bjpennnn]

Toothbrush list:
Igifuno
Wannabemassive
Gixxxr

Bjpennn: your oral hygene is safe

Those of you on the toothbrush list:
You may develope a fever
A fever to which the only perscription is
MORE COWBELL

Don't hate bc you can't qute gems like

Dad were men
We like to shit with the door open, talk about pvssy, go on riverboat gambling trips, make our own beef jerky.

thank you sir

[stack_it]

Fvcking Catalina wine mixer

[bjpennnn]

****en catalina wine mixer

[fattywarbucks]

here you go. make sure u get it all the way in your ass

I like your toothbrush holder. I don't have the nerve to keep an 8yr old sex slave in my bathroom. Hehehehe

You can fit that thing in your mouth???? Meeeeoooooooooowwwww

[fattywarbucks]

Me and my roommates had a few girls over one night to play some drinking games and after about an hour or so it was obvious we were all getting laid. Then the said they've never seen step brothers so I told them to get the fvck out. At first they giggled but then buddy was like "I don't think he's joking" so they got up and left.



Were men we like to walk around in our underwear, look at other women, shit with the door open! (may have screwed that one up)

Dale we have litteraly never done any of that.




Why are you so sweaty?

I was watching cops..

You are my new HERO! That is the pimpest sht I've ever heard.




And staying on topic:

Stay golden pony boy. I gotta take a piss

I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina

[stack_it]

Zombie!!!

[fattywarbucks]

We'll be interviewing as a team today. We're here to fvck sh1t up.

[DCI]

Dad What are you doing it's shark week?

[fattywarbucks]

This house is a prison. In a galaxy of this sucks camel d1ck

[DCI]

OMG he's dead, can we have some privacy the aspestos killed him in this house.

[fattywarbucks]

Well hello there miss lady. I'm brennans brother dale and I think I can help with this whole "pann" "pammm" dilema. Its "Panm"

[DCI]

Did you have onion?

[fattywarbucks]

The nina the pint and the santa maria.
Ill do you in the bottom while I'm drinkin sangria
Nachos and lemonheads on my dads boat
I won't go down bc my d1ck can float

[Showdog]

I smoked weed with johnny Hopkins....You dont know any Johnny Hopkins.....Yes I did, It was me Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Ketterling, and we used to blaze that Sht up.....