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  1. 08-20-2007, 05:14 PM #1
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    Masterbating and test levest

    Okay this is a serious question. I didnt know where to ask it so if its the wrong forum then sorry bout that. Anywho, I was wondering if masterbating lowers your test levels in any way??? I know it sounds like a dumb question but if you think about it, it should actually make you body produce more cause of the loss of test right??? I reason I ask cause I'm currently playing in the big sand box across the sea and the wife is back home. Well I find myself spanking the monkey from time to time... Well I'm not gonna lie, I yank my chain like every freakin day. But I was wondering if that made a diff when it came to test levels. Thanks. And remember, support the troops, cup his balls.
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    It will actually RAISE your test levels when you "rough up the suspect"
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    hehe this question gets asked every few months, and always amuses me when it does. Now I'm off to "rough up the suspect" lol
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    getting an erection increases test levels I was told
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    and vice-versa
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    i jerk off all the time ... and still cycle.... sooo.....
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    i heard somewhere not to rub it at least 4 hours b4 your workout...
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    i rub while i work out...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    i rub while i work out...
    hehe keep that thing in your waistband...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pewntang
    i rub while i work out...
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  11. 08-20-2007, 08:46 PM #11
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    there are so many myths about this kind of thing. most all stem from old religious beliefs that the body and flesh are evil and sinful. i have conlcuded through personal experience in my athletic and weightlifting career that neither whackin off or getting laid will affect your performance levels in any way. trust me on this one
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  12. 08-20-2007, 08:48 PM #12
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    my research is ongoing...
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    ill never give up on the hope...
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  14. 08-20-2007, 09:00 PM #14
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    This might give you an excuse when your mom walks in on you:

    http://joe.endocrinology-journals.or...tract/70/3/439
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    nice work...wish i knew how long they stayed elevated for so i can plan my next workout accordingly.
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    it might lower your test levels for like an hour, i never yank the chain before i lift cause im too tired to lift
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  17. 08-21-2007, 02:30 AM #17
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    Hell yeah!!! I was gonna stop yanking it due to that but since it really doesnt make a diff then a wack I go. Thanks fellas.
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  18. 08-21-2007, 01:14 PM #18
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    I beat my shit like it owes me money! But it will make me sleepy a bit so i try not to do before working out. It's not good to go out with a loaded gun.....rofl
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    i find that if i dont yank the chain for like a week i start feelin kinda crazy..like an animal or something i dont know
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  20. 08-21-2007, 01:32 PM #20
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    I think this rumor also came from boxing and/or other sports. "Sex makes you weak." Ask Rocky Balboa!! I believe it has more to do with "focus". If you are focused on a woman and relationship.. may effect your workout. Hummm...then again, I use the hotties at my gym as motivation!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by christopherallen
    i find that if i dont yank the chain for like a week i start feelin kinda crazy..like an animal or something i dont know
    There is def. a connection between aggression/irritablity when not 'releasing'. Its really one of the main reasons boxers and NFL players sometimes hang on to their baby batter for months.


    I have also read that doing it increases test. I know it cant be like crazy amounts because otherwise Id be the biggest MF in here. I am the Jean Claude Van HAND of SHEET KARATE!! 10 degree baby!
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    ..for months? no way. i couldnt do that
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    Sex or 'rou***ng up the suspect' makes me damn tired afterwards!

    I have read that this is because of an increase in prolactin which makes you feel content as if you had just eaten a big meal (I read this while doing research on cabergoline).

    I never have sex before a game or before a workout.

    My 2 cents.
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  24. 08-24-2007, 08:20 PM #24
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    More importantly regular release is necessary for good prostate health and I know that isn't an urban legend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J-41-sd
    More importantly regular release is necessary for good prostate health and I know that isn't an urban legend.
    Really 'cause my mom told me if I flog-the-monkey too much I'll get a hairy ass or something, I know that isn't an urban legend.
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    wow...this is really getting into something here....
    So umm what about sex then?
    Does that make everything even better with more raise in hormone levels?
    More sex more muscle?

    (well sex I guess is said to be good for health, but I don't know about all that masturbation hormone level stuff in that article)
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    i think i have a huge estrogen spike .. kuz i always cry after sex

    nothing beats a good crymax
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i think i have a huge estrogen spike .. kuz i always cry after sex

    nothing beats a good crymax
    Really?! your mom is the same way.

    ok j/k, I couldnt let that one get away from me
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    mine fell off along time ago my mom told me or could be im blind and cant find it
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    i was reading something about a university did a study on if you have sex before you work out you will boost test production. so i would think it would do the same if you masterbate.
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    greasing the goon

    a few good friends of mine gave me the advice to go halfway before a sporting event or before lifting- so i tried it. YES it is hard to stop before the climax, but my workouts have been more aggressive since i found out this trick.
    dont let the volcano erupt before a workout, just tease the trojan, and you will train like a bull.
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    and dont forget to resolve any unfinished business after your workout
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