So a couple hours ago I get home from a workout. Pull into the driveway... garage door opener doesn't work. I figure the batteries in the opener are dead. Left the car in the driveway and went into the house to try and open the garage from inside. Still didn't work. I look around and NOTHING ****ING WORKS. Phones don't work, clocks are off and everything. Power outage happened when I was at the gym... great.

I had my powder, oats, and everything poured into the blender. Figures, blender doesn't ****ing work. I can't get water out of the fridge dispenser either because THAT doesn't work!! I wait around for about 20 - 40 mins and by this time i'm dying for my shake.

So I figure i'll dump the powder, oats, and everything into a container and save it for later. In the meantime i'll just mix a shake by shaking it in a container instead, and use whatever water I have left over in my water bottle. But how am I going to get my oats? Can't warm it up in the fvcking microwave, THAT doesn't work! God damnit.

As soon as i'm ready to pour the water, the TVs and everything turn on. I'm like FVCK!! So I take out the pwoder and oats I put into the container I was going to save and blend it. I got so ****ing pissed.

Guys... think about it, what would we do without blenders? What if they never existed? What if the government made blenders illegal?