UN to appoint Space Ambassador

[Morgoth]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...-visitors.html

Basically when aliens land and say "Take us to your leader" they will be directed to the space ambassador. Cool eh.

[HitIt]

so the un has finally found a use for itself?

[Nooomoto]

so the un has finally found a use for itself?

No...because when we do find aliens, they are going to be pissed off at us for bothering them. Then they are going to try to kill us. The UN will try to "negotiate" and issue sanctions, which will of course be ignored. Then we'll have to go to war. But, it's going to be all ****ed up because we waited to long while the UN was dicking around, and more will die than should have. In the end, Will Smith will save us...without using profanity.

The only good thing that will come of this is world unity. We, the human race as a whole, will finally agree on something...that we all hate aliens...and through this will come world peace, as long as theres no aliens around.

[Stigmata101]

^lmao