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  1. 10-16-2003, 04:46 PM #1
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    if god offered you eternal life, BUT

    you had to do one of these three things.which one would you choose?i have just posed this to one of my friends...

    A.) get skull fucked by a Reese's Monkey once a week for one year in front of your significant other

    B.) receive anal from a donkey (raw dog style) who nuts tabasco sauce once a week for a year in front of your grandmother

    OR

    C.) give simultaneous handjobs to cojoined twins while they stand on all fours(like milking a cow) on stage at your highschool reunion.

    this is a tough one for me to decide..........
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    This thread scares me. Your hypothical views partyboy, are like none other.
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    Are the twins hermaphrodites so at least I would have some satisfaction in knowing they were half women?
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    I'd go with C........ I could care less what those fuckers think of me from HS.... plus I'd be done with it.... the other ways I'd have to put up with it for a year and someone I do care what they thought of me would see it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Are the twins hermaphrodites so at least I would have some satisfaction in knowing they were half women?
    they only have little siamese penis' about the size of the ones in the middle of corndogs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    you had to do one of these three things.which one would you choose?i have just posed this to one of my friends...

    A.) get skull fucked by a Reese's Monkey once a week for one year in front of your significant other

    B.) receive anal from a donkey (raw dog style) who nuts tabasco sauce once a week for a year in front of your grandmother

    OR

    C.) give simultaneous handjobs to cojoined twins while they stand on all fours(like milking a cow) on stage at your highschool reunion.

    this is a tough one for me to decide..........
    lmoa..........taht's some funny shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    they only have little siamese penis' about the size of the ones in the middle of corndogs.
    yeah then def (c)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    lmoa..........taht's some funny shit
    dont just laugh at it................answer
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    Ummm, i think that's called HELL...
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    Eternal life is not that important to me.....plus I don't want to live forever....life itself gets harder and harder as the years go bye.

    Your views are somewhat twisted....but hey that's what makes me read all your threads and most of the time brightens my day.....this post is a little scary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    they only have little siamese penis' about the size of the ones in the middle of corndogs.
    Your killing me...........
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    even better

    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    dont just laugh at it................answer

    don't just stare at it........eat it!
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    Alright mass,push came to shove......C.......being they have siamese penis'
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    phewww.......just glad im not the only one................
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    phewww.......just glad im not the only one................
    U know you would do it if they were hung as a horse.
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    my thought is

    well getting banged in the eeye can't be all that cool.i saw it in a porn once and that bitch didn't look too happy.

    anal from a donkey just wouldn't be cool.especially raw dog since he'll be nutting hot sauce like a wild beast. i shit liek a race horse if i eat hot sauce so an ass full of it may not bode well for me.

    yeah, i could prob jerk off two kids attached at the head. i never milked a cow, but it can't be that hard to do. additionally, i like corndogs and i think that is a healthy size for a penis so i wouldn't embarass the head twins anymore than sharing a skull would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bornbad71
    U know you would do it if they were hung as a horse.
    alright buddy you have my vote for flame a member day
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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    you had to do one of these three things.which one would you choose?i have just posed this to one of my friends...

    A.) get skull fucked by a Reese's Monkey once a week for one year in front of your significant other

    B.) receive anal from a donkey (raw dog style) who nuts tabasco sauce once a week for a year in front of your grandmother

    OR

    C.) give simultaneous handjobs to cojoined twins while they stand on all fours(like milking a cow) on stage at your highschool reunion.

    this is a tough one for me to decide..........
    The way i see it is that in a hundred years who would remember.

    Bring on the doneky
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    i appreciate your help guys

    i have to go call the donkey and the monkey and give them the bad news
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    alright buddy you have my vote for flame a member day
    O.K. mass flame away.....still gotcha on that one.
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    At least the twins will be happy with the news
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    Wow.. PTB, you are unreal, I love this place.
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    Am I the only one voting for A

    Since I already got a fake-eye it wouldnt be that bad
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    Fuck it, if im going to live forever im going to do all three and tell the story for generations to come....Its eternal life dude....Id do anything...id fuck the monkey while the donkey screws me and im jerking off the twins...Shit throw my grandma in the mix for all i care. Eternal life baby
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    Well, if you get eternal life out of it, it would have to be C. Everyone that went to high school with you will be dead in 80 or so years. After that, smooth sailing! And it doesn't involve your own body orifices.
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    I'm confused. You people actually picked one of those three?

    Da Bull, I'm really suprised with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by punk_bbuilder
    Fuck it, if im going to live forever im going to do all three and tell the story for generations to come....Its eternal life dude....Id do anything...id fuck the monkey while the donkey screws me and im jerking off the twins...Shit throw my grandma in the mix for all i care. Eternal life baby
    LMOA......Way funny punk.....I needed that.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    LMOA......Way funny punk.....I needed that.......

    NO problem bro, Glad i could put a smile on someones face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calipso
    I'm confused. You people actually picked one of those three?

    Da Bull, I'm really suprised with you.
    What can I say calipso,I cracked under pressure from mass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    What can I say calipso,I cracked under pressure from mass
    Dirty, dirty, dirty.



    Circle jerking twins.

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    Well hell. What if I have already done two of the three?
    Does that mean I get eternal life and win the lotto??
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    Quote Originally Posted by bermich
    Well hell. What if I have already done two of the three?
    Does that mean I get eternal life and win the lotto??
    time to update your sig......
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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    time to update your sig......
    or at least his avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    or at least his avatar
    The Terminator never gets old.

    It's a symbol of AS. Arnold of course.
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    Death..............table one............over here please. I'll take D!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    I'd go with C........ I could care less what those fuckers think of me from HS.... plus I'd be done with it.... the other ways I'd have to put up with it for a year and someone I do care what they thought of me would see it.
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    Who the hell wants to live forever?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Who the hell wants to live forever?
    I do........Only cuz I dont know what awaits me on the other side
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    Man, I hope that's not the way you view the afterlife. By the way, you have way to much time on your hands.
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