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    Bloodwork tomorrow morning, one fast question...!

    Hi!
    Ok, im doing a bloodwork tomorrow morning to check my testo levels. The goal is to get as low testo as possible. The reason is that I already have low levels, but not low enough to get a prescription for testosterone.
    I know that alcohol lowers the testosterone, thus im "self administering" 5cl of vodka every 2 hours. (it's 12 in the noon here now)
    They are only checking my testosterone levels, so the alcohol wont show.

    The question is, should I keep drinking through the night, or should I fast? What would lower my testosterone more? For obvious reasons, im not sleeping tonight (as that will lower my testo even further). You are supposed to do the test between 7 and 10 in the morning after 12 hours of fasting and a nights good sleep. I know that fasting probably also lowers the testo levels, but will it lower them as much as drinking every 2 hrs?

    Should I stop drinking at 20:00 tonight, and not eat/drink anything before the test (then I will have consumed 30cl, ie roughly 10 ounces of vodka before the test), or should I keep drinking every other hour (thus having consumed 50cl/17 ounces of vodka)?
    Thanks!

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    This is pretty damn funny.

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    they get real low when ur dead in a few hours

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    It's certainly not going to kill him.
    That's only 7-10 shots of vodka, which I'm sure we've all done in a few hours (if not back to back).
    I just think its funny that he's trying to make this into a highly scientific process.
    Last edited by Bonaparte; 10-04-2011 at 05:32 PM.

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    You know TRT is meant to give you the correct Test levels...right? They can't do that if you cheat the test. If you are just trying to get a scrip, thanks for messing up an industry that I depend on. If you have been cycling and don't want them to know, good luck, let us know how it goes. :-)

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    What are your levels currently? If your doctor is worth their MD, they'll make an exception if you're like 10-30 ng/pl over "low".
    Also, have a good time duping the secondary tests to see what's really the matter with your testosterone production.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas View Post
    You know TRT is meant to give you the correct Test levels...right? They can't do that if you cheat the test. If you are just trying to get a scrip, thanks for messing up an industry that I depend on. If you have been cycling and don't want them to know, good luck, let us know how it goes. :-)
    Well said

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonaparte View Post
    It's certainly not going to kill him.
    That's only 7-10 shots of vodka, which I'm sure we've all done in a few hours (if not back to back).
    I just think its funny that he's trying to make this into a highly scientific process.
    was jokes bon

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    What if you were to take an AS that was not testosterone... wouldnt that curb your natural test levels for the test?

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