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  1. 02-05-2012, 10:33 AM #1
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    Best way to die?

    I always thought I'd go out at 92...


    ....getting shot in the ass climbing out a window, by a jealous husband!






    anyone else?
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    hopefully peacefully! i don't mind die ing in a fight it wont be painful when u black out after a while!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bubsy View Post
    hopefully peacefully! i don't mind die ing in a fight it wont be painful when u black out after a while!
    I don't want to die around another dude.....

    ....just twenty of my most appreciative women!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I don't want to die around another dude.....

    ....just twenty of my most appreciative women!!
    btw, u make it home for the superbowl?
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    lolz bro only god decides if we can be that lucky on a lighter note if i had a choice it would be in the happiest place in the world in an awesome foursome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jpkman View Post
    btw, u make it home for the superbowl?
    home right now mate! been back since tuesday night.
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    I would prefer to die due to the negligence of a fortune 500 company. At the very least the wrongful death lawsuit would set my family up for life.
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    If I had to die untimely Id like to die doing something heroic. If im laying out on the pavement I could die with a smile on my face knowing I saved someone.
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    Hopefully I die in my sleep just like my Grandpa did..........not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    Hopefully I die in my sleep just like my Grandpa did..........not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    LMFAO!

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    I'd like to die at about 95 well getting a blumpkin but I'm guessing kidney failure at 37.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    I'd like to die at about 95 well getting a blumpkin but I'm guessing kidney failure at 37.
    lolz bru! i havent heard some use that word in ages!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    Hopefully I die in my sleep just like my Grandpa did..........not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

    That is so old my grandpa used to tell it when he was at school
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    Doin a line off Vida Guerras ass while Jlo is is swallowing a fresh one.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    Hopefully I die in my sleep just like my Grandpa did..........not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    best one..

    Die?? i'm not going to.. no fun in that, live long enough to owe the gov $1 million in back taxes, and give everything away to the kids before i go..
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    Quote Originally Posted by JD250 View Post
    Hopefully I die in my sleep just like my Grandpa did..........not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    hahahaha that is good, except I have been there when a buddy of mine fell asleep behind the wheel and I looked up just in time to see a telephone pole 10ft in front of the bumper and the cruise control set at 55 mph. Obviously we didnt die....

    I'm not sure anymore. I use to say with 2 girls or 3 on either side but I have been there, done that and personally I like living through it. I dont really know if I want to go when I'm OLD, unhealthy or? I sort of like the fortune 500 fault or dying in an airplane except I really dont want to take anyone else with me if I dont have to.

    Being the hero sounds like a good way to go more or less also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheClinch View Post
    Stuffed back up a vagina!
    I guess you would say that's going out the way you came in ... Or maybe going in the same way you came out.
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    Best way to die. not wake up

    Quote Originally Posted by xelnaga View Post
    If I had to die untimely Id like to die doing something heroic. If im laying out on the pavement I could die with a smile on my face knowing I saved someone.
    Dude I can always count on you for a good midnight laugh!! Loving it, thanks bro, needed that
    Why is it so funny, cause Im so tired and thought you said doing something like "heroine"
    LMFAO
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    Haha been there done that

    Drowned once / crazy waves in hawaii

    Heart stopped once / crazy car accident

    No matter what you think, you feel death it ****in hurts......... and I don't care for it at all thank you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Doin a line off Vida Guerras ass while Jlo is is swallowing a fresh one.....

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    If I must die this sounds like a good way to go.
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    I would like to die in my 70's Fu#cking the whole Dallas Cheerleader squad 5 times over!!!
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    It's interesting that we all, including myself, chose to be with women and sex in our final moments. I thought some might say they wanted to have a heart attack after winning the Superbowl, or something along those lines?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    I want to die like a man. A whorehouse heart-attack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    It's interesting that we all, including myself, chose to be with women and sex in our final moments. I thought some might say they wanted to have a heart attack after winning the Superbowl, or something along those lines?
    Seriously, who'd pick the Superbowl over Ms. Mega Milk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I always thought I'd go out at 92...


    ....getting shot in the ass climbing out a window, by a jealous husband!






    anyone else?
    92 years old your TRT protocol is top notch bro hehehehe too funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Seriously, who'd pick the Superbowl over Ms. Mega Milk?
    OMG i am a fan for Mega milk i need mega dosage of calcium
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I always thought I'd go out at 92...


    ....getting shot in the ass climbing out a window, by a jealous husband!






    anyone else?

    Let me get this straight, you are going to be shot by DSM?

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