Ordered domestic and...

[The Situation]

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[canadian-bacon]

Happens to me all the time ordering pretty much anything. Just gotta go pick it up myself.

[The Situation]

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[spywizard]

wow, why would you have it delievered to your home address??

anyway, yes you are at more risk than if they had just left it there, see if you can get them to do a 2nd delievery, tell them you can't get down there because of no car or whatever..

good luck..

[The Situation]

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[The Situation]

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[spywizard]

your options is go pick it up and they may make you sign for it.. or have it sent back to the sender, contact them and pay for a reship..

to a different address,

go to a ups store and rent a suite/box and use that..

done..

[The Situation]

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[auswest]

when items need a signature, and you're not home they wont leave it there. for me, they take it to the post office and then i have to go there and pick it up at the end of the day, if i dont they try and re deliver it the next day.

[DSM4Life]

Nice thinking. But like I said if there were a problem, damage, oil leaking out, wouldn't they tell me that's why it wasn't delivered? Then I would just leave it.

If the packing is leaking they will open it to inspect.

[The Situation]

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[The Situation]

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[The Situation]

Bump...

[auswest]

Bump...

picked your parcel up yet or what ?

[jasc]

Sounds like you're paranoid bro. Be vigilant at the post office n if you get a weird feeling walk away n have em re-deliver.
Honestly if they were gonna bust you, home delivery would be higher risk IMO. They're not gonna have an agent/team staking out the post office every day for hrs waiting for you to show for a few vials.
I'm sure you'll be fine..

[The Situation]

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[Super-Chump]

Just go pick it up you will be fine

By the way, why is your name The Situation?

[auswest]

Just go pick it up you will be fine

By the way, why is your name The Situation?

man crush

[spywizard]

when items need a signature, and you're not home they wont leave it there. for me, they take it to the post office and then i have to go there and pick it up at the end of the day, if i dont they try and re deliver it the next day.

that's why if there is a signature needed, the ups store guy signs for it and it goes in your box.. i have not signed for anything in many yrs...

and if you want to be really tricky... get one in a different state, and have the mail forwarded to yet another addy.. more costly?? yes,...

[tcw]

that's why if there is a signature needed, the ups store guy signs for it and it goes in your box.. i have not signed for anything in many yrs...

and if you want to be really tricky... get one in a different state, and have the mail forwarded to yet another addy.. more costly?? yes,...

There are still risks with a PO box at a Private Co.----Like UPS.

Suppose the package breaks open...and its visible as to what's inside....(vials, needles, etc. are visible).

UPS (being a private corp) doesn't need a warrant to open that box....they just open it and when they do....BINGO!

ALSO....po boxes at USPS are gov owned...but, if the package breaks...again, they get the post master to come along and then....BINGO!

..non of the above are good...(Sigh)

[The Situation]

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[Hoggage_54]

Yup post office has it and told me that some oils leaked out...they asked me what was in it and I sai supposed to be research chemicals...I didn't know what to say on the spot...what happens now?

Get a lawyer...

[tcw]

Ok...

They told you oil is leaking out...and you said research chemicals?

You also said the package was in your friends name...is this true or not?

No MFW would i get that package....

Stay away from that addy....and tell your friend to play dumb. The both of you don't know chit if questioned.

Might be a good idea to talk with a Lawyer. Don't hire one yet...but ask around for someone you can trust. Tell them to make no calls on your behalf...but just have one ready in case.

Chances are they aren't going to do anything. They may send a letter...saying come get your stuff. Just throw it in the garbage.

Yup post office has it and told me that some oils leaked out...they asked me what was in it and I sai supposed to be research chemicals...I didn't know what to say on the spot...what happens now?

[jasc]

Shoulda told em it was anal lube.. bet they wouldn't have asked any more questions..

[cherrydrpepper]

Wow that sucks dude. Was going to bust on your name but since you lost your jungle juice I feel bad for you.

I would not give anymore statements. If anything comes of this (I doubt it unless you ordered like 5 g's worth of shit) do not give a statement without a lawyer.

[The Situation]

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[< <Samson> >]

Just deny anything, you didn't have it on you.

I never get it shipped to where I have sign for it. If it comes as signature required, that is a loss.

But, where I live we have lock boxes where they put larger packages.


Admit nothing, ever. Friend said he had a package under my name attempted to be delivered to his house. I said WTF and went to check it out. I never ordered shit, WTF is it guys(if you get questioned)? It is ******, no way - why would anyone send that kind of shit under my name to his house? WTF? - Just hope you don't look like Ronnie Coleman or Cutler. . . They would start laughing.

How did they tell you this? Did you go in?

[The Situation]

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[The Situation]

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[canadian-bacon]

You should probably pack a bag a flee the country. You are f@cked!! Haha

[tcw]

Good thing you didn't go pick it up *(like some of the clowns on this post suggested...you'd be in cuffs right now).

1. Lose the phone...claim it was stolen as few days ago.
2. Play dumb...you don't know chit about a package or nothin.
3. never use that addy again.
4. If there is any dope at that address...better lose it.
5. Better clean your computer...that means wipe out the hard drive.

Postmasters are pricks...but they are very smart. Probably one of the tougher positions in gov. to get (civil service wise).

6 vials is 6 grams...plus 100 pills...they definitely would try to pin a distribution charge on you if caught.

Do the above and you should be ok.

Also....don't visit this forum again. Change your user name, id info. ...they may track your IP address....and when they raid your place...take your computer...and see all the sites you've been visiting. Then they sweat you for your ID and passcode.

Nice knowing you...now get lost.

Good luck!

[< <Samson> >]

Good thing you didn't go pick it up *(like some of the clowns on this post suggested...you'd be in cuffs right now).

1. Lose the phone...claim it was stolen as few days ago.
2. Play dumb...you don't know chit about a package or nothin.
3. never use that addy again.
4. If there is any dope at that address...better lose it.
5. Better clean your computer...that means wipe out the hard drive.

Postmasters are pricks...but they are very smart. Probably one of the tougher positions in gov. to get (civil service wise).

6 vials is 6 grams...plus 100 pills...they definitely would try to pin a distribution charge on you if caught.

Do the above and you should be ok.

Also....don't visit this forum again. Change your user name, id info. ...they may track your IP address....and when they raid your place...take your computer...and see all the sites you've been visiting. Then they sweat you for your ID and passcode.

Nice knowing you...now get lost.

Good luck!

You think these law cock holes would do this much?

If so, yes - agreed to all.


It sucks that juice is handled like this. Such a joke. . . How can this shit be treated like this? Dumb shit

[thex95]

Dam this thread is heavy. Hope it all worked out ok

[FONZY007]

Shít I ordered stuff before and had to go to post office to sign, I never did before.. so I went down sign and my supplier put my gear in a play gun...

Scared but priceless lol

[DSM4Life]

The original poster is speaking in braille

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[auswest]

^lol
no on deserves to get busted with gear, but with a name like his you kinda have it comeing to you...wtf do ppl see in those clowns. not someone to aspire to his body is very meh average.

[JD250]

Tell me where that shit is and I'll go pick it up

[tcw]

YEAH....ok.

The postmaster in Orange County is holding it for you. Tell him you ordered from "Roco the juice man" and the package leaked. (Whoops....sorry bout that). You called ahead....and their holding the package for you.

Let us know how good the product is so we can order right after you...!

Seriously...some of you guys should WATCH WTF you say. That kid could have been busted.

(oh Lord jesus help us)

Tell me where that shit is and I'll go pick it up

[wmaousley]

ummm why did "The Situation" Delete all his posts???

[thex95]

ummm why did "The Situation" Delete all his posts???

he prob got scared of getting charged with possession so he thought it would help to "erase" all the evidence against him. Even though anyone who knows anything about computers can easily find all previous keystrokes by electronically dissecting the hard rive.