Baptism

[capetown]

Well its the morning to go get my little angle baptist. Cant say that I am looking forward to it since its my wifes church and they all think i am evil when i walk in. Lol. Oh well, my baby girl is the important one here and I still have a couple Ativan left over from when my mom passed. I will make it work. Lol. Joking guys. Just giving trying to shout out that my girl is starting to get old and she is the most important thong in my life. Have a good one today guys.

[lovbyts]

Baptism? That's a christian/Baptist thing and they are supposed to wait until the kid or person is old enough to decide for them self to accept Christ as their savior. Are you sure it's not a christening? I think that's a Catholic thing they do to babies.

You should ACCIDENTALLY drink some of the holy water and then act like it's burning you like acid would. Ive always wanted to do that. OR jump in the water after they are done (if it's a baptism) and have some dry ice in your pockets so the water starts steaming.

[D7M]

Baptism? That's a christian/Baptist thing and they are supposed to wait until the kid or person is old enough to decide for them self to accept Christ as their savior. Are you sure it's not a christening? I think that's a Catholic thing they do to babies.

Catholics baptize.

The form is just typically sprinkling instead of immersion like Protestants.

[capetown]

Baptism? That's a christian/Baptist thing and they are supposed to wait until the kid or person is old enough to decide for them self to accept Christ as their savior. Are you sure it's not a christening? I think that's a Catholic thing they do to babies.

You should ACCIDENTALLY drink some of the holy water and then act like it's burning you like acid would. Ive always wanted to do that. OR jump in the water after they are done (if it's a baptism) and have some dry ice in your pockets so the water starts steaming.

Lol. I went to a church today with my baby and they said she was getting baptized. Said it on the cake so it must have been legit. Lol. It was united, my wife's church. But i am catholic and i think it would be a christening then. Lol. I dunnno, i had to stand up and say yes a bunch of times and then eat cake with old people in the basement of the church. I asked the minister for some holy water to take home to bath the devil out of my 5 year old but she didnt see my humor. Lol

[lovbyts]

Lol. I went to a church today with my baby and they said she was getting baptized. Said it on the cake so it must have been legit. Lol. It was united, my wife's church. But i am catholic and i think it would be a christening then. Lol. I dunnno, i had to stand up and say yes a bunch of times and then eat cake with old people in the basement of the church. I asked the minister for some holy water to take home to bath the devil out of my 5 year old but she didnt see my humor. Lol

Hahahaha What is with people/church goers and no sense of humor? One Halloween I had to help with the Harvest party at church (anti Halloween) but I was going out after so I went in full makeup. It was not anything offensive like I wear now (full demon) but myself and a buddy had one half of our face white and the other black but opposite of each other like one one of the Star Trek episodes the two brothers who were opposites, last of their race and killed each in the end.

Anyways, yeah they didnt like the makeup. lol

Hell I think you should have just taken a flask and filled it up. Say you are going to exercise the demon out of your 5 yr old and kill some vampires.

[Bonaparte]

Well its the morning to go get my little angle baptist. Cant say that I am looking forward to it since its my wifes church and they all think i am evil when i walk in. Lol. Oh well, my baby girl is the important one here and I still have a couple Ativan left over from when my mom passed. I will make it work. Lol. Joking guys. Just giving trying to shout out that my girl is starting to get old and she is the most important thong in my life. Have a good one today guys.

Well that's just an unfortunate typo...lol

[RaginCajun]

Well that's just an unfortunate typo...lol

hahahahaha! good catch!

[956Vette]

Well its the morning to go get my little angle baptist. Cant say that I am looking forward to it since its my wifes church and they all think i am evil when i walk in. Lol. Oh well, my baby girl is the important one here and I still have a couple Ativan left over from when my mom passed. I will make it work. Lol. Joking guys. Just giving trying to shout out that my girl is starting to get old and she is the most important thong in my life. Have a good one today guys.

Congrats dad - I wouldve doubled down as well

[capetown]

Well that's just an unfortunate typo...lol

Bahaasaa.

[Paul_Mc1989]

I asked the minister for some holy water to take home to bath the devil out of my 5 year old but she didnt see my humor. Lol

Now this made me laugh lol...