Noobie post sorry bros

[ZUPANK]

Hey. I pinned 500 mg of test e in one tri yesterday and 250mg in the other tricep yesterday. i will do this every tuesday and saturday. Im going to eat large amounts of protein and do 8 reps 5 sets of 100lbs military press and 140lbs 8 reps 5 sets every other day minus sunday. I am 6'2 225. what kind of gain could you guesstimate I might see by week 5????? oh oh a nolvadex once a week to reduce titty side effects. just thought id mention the nolva because i am taking it.

I APPRECIATE ANY RESPONSE NEGATIVE OR POSITVE.

[ZUPANK]

OOPS 140lbs BENCH PRESS is what i meant for the 140lbs also i do one arm curl 35lbs 8 reps 5 sets

[AXx]

6'2 225 what bf are you?

[Bigd89]

So your pinning 1,500mg of Test every week??

[Times Roman]

Just out of curiosity, how did you come to decide to pin your tri's, a fairly small muscle?

I have no idea the gains you can expect from your AAS/weightlifting protocol.

If I ONLY did what you are doing, I'd LOSE weight! Your lifting protocol seems very light and incomplete.

To give you a better answer, I'd need to know about your workout routines and nutrition schedule.

[MickeyKnox]

need full stats.

then write out your cycle neatly

in the meantime, youre doing a 1.5 grams of test per week??

[Times Roman]

and you are probably pinning 3x too much test.

not even sure you are ready for test if you are curling 35lbs????

and that's ONE arm, right? =)

[ZUPANK]

i don't know how to check body fat. i'll google it

[ZUPANK]

yeah I guess that's way too much. i think i read a bad forum about doing between 1 and 2 grams a week

[ZUPANK]

yeah curling 35 pounds with one arm then switch. then military then bench and repeat

[MickeyKnox]

need this info. otherwise it's just a guessing game.

Age <---- especially this one
Height
Weight
BF%
Lifting Exp.
AAS Exp. <--- and this one

[Bigd89]

You weigh 225lbs and can only bench 140lbs?.....bro

Stop cycling and get over to the diet section!

[ZUPANK]

You weigh 225lbs and can only bench 140lbs?.....bro

Stop cycling and get over to the diet section!

oh wait plus the bar so add another 20 pounds. i guess ya im really out of shape.

[AXx]

oh wait plus the bar so add another 20 pounds. i guess ya im really out of shape.

Bar typically weighs 45

[songdog]

Well if this isnt a joke you are going to be disapointed beacuse you have no clue on wat you are doing.And its guys like YOU who give aas a bad rap.

[MickeyKnox]

the bar only weights 20lbs?


what are your stats???????????????????????????

[ZUPANK]

need this info. otherwise it's just a guessing game.

Age <---- especially this one
Height
Weight
BF%
Lifting Exp.
AAS Exp. <--- and this one

Age-24
Height-6'2
Weight-225 Lbs
Bf- Im checking right now im guessing 25 percent
Lifting Exp. Very Little experience. I was just military pressing the weight every other days for a month and before that id just work out with my boys randomly
AAS- Im so sorry what's AAS?

[ZUPANK]

Well if this isnt a joke you are going to be disapointed beacuse you have no clue on wat you are doing.And its guys like YOU who give aas a bad rap.

Your right I have no clue what I am doing that's why I'm here. I am trying to learn but ok lets just start blasting me songdog and we will blame me its all my fault bro

[MickeyKnox]

AAS = Anabolic Androgenic Steroids

[MickeyKnox]

Your right I have no clue what I am doing that's why I'm here. I am trying to learn but ok lets just start blasting me songdog and we will blame me its all my fault bro

hey man in all fairness to Songdog, YOU started a cycle before doing any real research. and the fact that you have ZERO muscle or and kind of a decent foundation is YOUR fault. what did you expect? someone to hold your hand and say, 'its ok buddy"??

you need to do a LOT more reading bro. STOP NOW AND READ. that's the best advice anyone can give you..seriously..

[MickeyKnox]

start here...

Educational Threads

http://forums.steroid.com/forumdispl...S#.TzgpVFF3k34

HCG

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...Pregnyl%29-FAQ

SERM, AI

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...-AI-Definition

Steroid Guide

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...e#.TzkpD1F3k34

[ZUPANK]

ok thanks Mick, sorry songdog, yup the bar weighs 40 pounds so ive been forgetting to add that in.

[gixxerboy1]

You need to stop what you r doing.

And yes the bar may be 20lbs. Probably isn't an olympic bar

[MickeyKnox]

no sweat man.

you need to develop a solid diet and exercise regime. go to the appropriate sub-sections here and you will get all the help you need.

workout solid for the next two years and put on some muscle naturally with a good diet. youre 62 225..you have the potential for some solid natural gains bro. if that's you in your avatar, i can clearly see your genetics are very good. your thick bro you have wide shoulders and those traps are just dying to pop out. work at for the next couple years and you'll see. start a log here if that helps.

good luck man.

[songdog]

Not trying to blast you Bro.But there is a thing called common sense.You dont decide one day to make a cake w/o reading or asking someone.Beacuse the end result would be crap.Well with aas if you dont know wat your doing you can really mess yourself up.For LIFE you are a long way from needing to use aas.So STOP learn how to lift and diet correctly.Then in a few years yes years we will talk.So unless you want problems STOP.

[GreMos]

Well if this isnt a joke you are going to be disapointed beacuse you have no clue on wat you are doing.And its guys like YOU who give aas a bad rap.

This^

[GreMos]

hey man in all fairness to Songdog, YOU started a cycle before doing any real research. and the fact that you have ZERO muscle or and kind of a decent foundation is YOUR fault. what did you expect? someone to hold your hand and say, 'its ok buddy"??

you need to do a LOT more reading bro. STOP NOW AND READ. that's the best advice anyone can give you..seriously..

And this ^

[kevindhaliwal]

well if this isnt a joke you are going to be disapointed beacuse you have no clue on wat you are doing.and its guys like you who give aas a bad rap.

agreed!!

[ZUPANK]

no sweat man.

you need to develop a solid diet and exercise regime. go to the appropriate sub-sections here and you will get all the help you need.

workout solid for the next two years and put on some muscle naturally with a good diet. youre 62 225..you have the potential for some solid natural gains bro. if that's you in your avatar, i can clearly see your genetics are very good. your thick bro you have wide shoulders and those traps are just dying to pop out. work at for the next couple years and you'll see. start a log here if that helps.

good luck man.

Yeah, that's me in the pic. I seen other members blanking there face out, So i just drew on mine a bit. I appreciate the comments and i have been reading, researching and planning late last night.

[ghettoboyd]

so am i reading this right?..your only doing millitary presses,bench press and curls eod as your training?...if this is true then you have no business running gear at this time...you have so much to learn because your training and diet dictate results more so than the drugs bro and you have no clue about any of it so id get reading cus if an education is what your looking for than this is the place to get it but it will not be spoonfed to you...

[t-dogg]

Hey. I pinned 500 mg of test e in one tri yesterday and 250mg in the other tricep yesterday. i will do this every tuesday and saturday. Im going to eat large amounts of protein and do 8 reps 5 sets of 100lbs military press and 140lbs 8 reps 5 sets every other day minus sunday. I am 6'2 225. what kind of gain could you guesstimate I might see by week 5????? oh oh a nolvadex once a week to reduce titty side effects. just thought id mention the nolva because i am taking it.

I APPRECIATE ANY RESPONSE NEGATIVE OR POSITVE.

If you are being serious you need to stop pinning now.

1) Your diet isnt a diet at all. Nothing sounds planned out.

2) Your training isnt anything. You need a real workout plan.

3) your wasting money and possibly your health with aas right now.

[Ares101]

This has to be a joke, no way does anyone who ever goes to the gym think military, bench, and curls are a actual routine

[ZUPANK]

This has to be a joke, no way does anyone who ever goes to the gym think military, bench, and curls are a actual routine

ya wow this is so embarrassing but yeah I really jumped on the testosterone band wagon too quick it's just i am on methadone and have low t I need extra testosterone. I will be going with the power pump routine for now on are you familiar with it?

[tngator]

and everyone wanted to tell me i wasn't ready.. seriously?

Give AAS a little respect.. you mean to tell me after the media makes it out to be certain death.. you did zero research on your own?

you'd definitely benefit from a good diet and routine.. spend some time researching for the next few days and it could save you a lot of time and bring a lot safer progress

[JohnnyVegas]

Is this a previous member goofing around? He seems to know enough to say exactly the wrong things. Or maybe this really is a perfect storm of badness?

[Ares101]

Is this a previous member goofing around? He seems to know enough to say exactly the wrong things. Or maybe this really is a perfect storm of badness?

I feel it's someone screwing around because it just seems to above and beyond on bad ideas or doing things wrong to be real

[ZUPANK]

I feel it's someone screwing around because it just seems to above and beyond on bad ideas or doing things wrong to be real

Wow, you guys are paranoid eh.

[ZUPANK]

Is this a previous member goofing around? He seems to know enough to say exactly the wrong things. Or maybe this really is a perfect storm of badness?

really paranoid. Seriously i guess im a perfect storm of badness

[JWP806]

really paranoid. Seriously i guess im a perfect storm of badness

It's just hard to believe someone would be this ignorant. With all posts and articles on the internet, I could spend one hour and figure out what would be the best AAS to take and pull some BS weight lifting routine off of a website and I would have a better plan than you. Yours is a train wreck and you need to stop everything you are doing.

[JWP806]

Why are you on methadone?