I'm going to be on TV

[ripped4fsu]

Ok fellas, the 'ol Ripsters finally getting his big break in show biz! I've been selected to be on a commercial (on ABC) peddling some Herbal equivalent to Viagra. Is that not some funny shit?!

"Hi, My name is Ripped4fsu and since I've started using dick-B-huge herbal supplement my cock stays hard 24/7!"

What I should say is "Fuck this herbal crap, if you want to feel some REAL stiffy's try running 600mg of TEST a week!"

[palme]

Americas most wanted or cops?

[ripped4fsu]

ok, so maybe it's my SECOND time on TV... didn't know you knew about that COPS episode!

[palme]

So your really gonna be in a commercial? Make it to a mpeg so i can watch it

[BIG TEXAN]

Sweet we have a future star here on the boards.......let me be the first to ask. "can I have your autograph?" So when is this all going to happen?

[ripped4fsu]

Well, this is how it goes... A girl in our marketing department (who thinks I'm hot! ) went to college with this guy that is now a producer for an advertising company and he asked her if she knew any healthy looking guys over 30. So I'm waiting for him to call me back to set it up... this week Viagra commercials, next week, Matlock!

[Butch]

Good luck bro...where will it be airing? Is it a national televised commercial....if so I will keep my eyes open.....

You know once we see it we are going to give you shit about it...be prepared... In all seriousness....CONGRATS!

[Terinox]

Are you really?! Let us know the time and day, so we can check it out, and make fun of you on AR afterwards

Just kidding bro, good luck, keep us updated!

[wrstlr69sdnl]

give a big up to AR in the comercial

[Rickson]

Congrats bro! You never know where something like that might lead.

[cooksbrut]

Actually I know the CEO and funder of those 60 sec. spots its called Best-Med out of NY,NY..... just figured I'd tell you... not sure if he does the Viagra but I know he does almost all of them... He drives a 02 Bentley not a bad biz to be in

[novicemarine]

whoa, that's great. seriously, the mpeg is a must! I don't get to watch TV hardly ever. I want to see this!

[ripped4fsu]

Well, he called, and I went down there... Filled out some paper work and they took some pictures,,, then I waited, and waited, and waited... until he finally came out and told me the project was being stopped until some "contract discrepancies" were cleared up,,, WTF?!? they didn't know this before they dragged me down there? (I missed my leg workout to go!)

But he said they had me on file now so I could get call backs for other project as well... you know, after this experience I couldn't help but think back to a poem I read in college...

"Full many a flower is born to blush unseen,
And waste its sweetness on the desert air..."

[SilverSiR]

Dude you're goign to be known as the Viagra dude, like Rafeal Palmeiro of the Texas Rangers.

[956Vette]

Sorry to hear the news ripped. Maybe with any luck, you could be the next valtrex guy! or whatever =)
good luck

[PaPaPumP]

Originally posted by 956Vette
Maybe with any luck, you could be the next valtrex guy! or whatever =)
good luck

I could just see it now. "I enjoy the once a day supressive therapy over the 3-day outbreak treatment. Now I am going to go ride my lmotorcycle and kayak to celebrate absolutely nothing while we play this horrific music in the background."
Go get em bud

[ripped4fsu]

Originally posted by 956Vette
Sorry to hear the news ripped. Maybe with any luck, you could be the next valtrex guy! or whatever =)
good luck

"It was JUST a commercial baby, I'm serious!! I got no blisters,, wanna check me?!?!" Nooooo spank you!!!