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    Wtf happened!!

    Wow! I can't believe what just happened... So a couple bros came by to pin their gear. Not the first time or first cycle and they both have used this compound before. First guy gets pinned in the delt but can't shoot him self... So he gets the other bro to do it. 2mL shot of deca/test. 1 mL each delt to avoid PIP. All goes well.


    On to bro 2. Also can't pin himself so bro 1 pins for him as usual. Also delt shot, same dose. Pin goes in no prob, aspirated, and proceed. About .3 mL into the shot, BUDDY PAST OUT! face smacks table and I'm thinking he's playing... Nope. Like a dead fish!!! We quickly remove the pin, no blood, and sit him upright... 3 seconds out so far. After another 10 seconds his jaw clenched and he begins to groan and eyes are wide open. 15 seconds out and he wakes up like nothing happened and said "so that's it, both are done right". I tell him he past the f out and he instantly becomes drenched in sweat and turns green, lips white and becomes confused.

    I made him drink some water and eat a Popsicle and he begins to seem normal again. 20 mins later he finishes the business and all went well.


    Any idea WTF HAPPENED??

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    To many bros in a room shirtless. WTF ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
    To many bros in a room shirtless. WTF ?
    Nah shirts on

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck<

    Nah shirts on
    You give him shit?

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    Sounds like he was super scared of the needle and passed out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    You give him shit?
    Yea he will NEVER hear the end of it from me lol

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    White Castle ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soar
    Sounds like he was super scared of the needle and passed out?
    Doesn't make sense, he has done 4 previous cycles lol maybe secretly scared

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henryhill470
    White Castle ?
    Huh??? Harold and kumar? Lol

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    Did u tea bag him
    If people can't tell your on steroids then your doing them wrong

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    You exceeded the max. bro count for one room! All of the air was used up pumping up the big bro heads and he hyperventelated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    Did u tea bag him
    The thought crossed my mind once I decided he wasn't a dead bro... Glad I didn't tho after his jaw clenched lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    Did u tea bag him
    Woke up with his pants around his ankles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1
    You exceeded the max. bro count for one room! All of the air was used up pumping up the big bro heads and he hyperventelated!
    Ah come on bro I barely said bro, bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck<

    Ah come on bro I barely said bro, bro
    Lunk at least he didn't say brah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    Woke up with his pants around his ankles.
    Pant were around ankles BEFORE the shot... U think I let people shoot at my place for free? C'mon bro

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    I guess it's safe to assume he passed out cuz I said bro to many time... Educational. I love this place :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck<
    I guess it's safe to assume he passed out cuz I said bro to many time... Educational. I love this place :P
    Are you asking for some broscience?

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    Legit answer...it happens and even can happen to experienced users. It's something that is just the bodies reaction!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1
    Legit answer...it happens and even can happen to experienced users. It's something that is just the bodies reaction!
    Will never happen to me.
    I used the wall to push the plunger yesterday in me delt because of scare tissue. Will never happen to me.

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    He obviously had some serious anxiety of the drugs or needles. I dated a girk who was going through nursing school and the third week into school she had to draw blood from another stupid. She said okay. Gets it ready and bam starts sweating and she passed out. She had no clue before she was afraid to pin someone. Not sure this applies that well to ur situation or not

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    I've seen this exact thing before plenty of times with tough guys getting tattoos. Lol Bro 2 was probably breathing to shallow brain doesn't get enough oxygen skin turn greenish grey BAM!!!
    Pass the f out.
    Happens a lot when people are scared they hold their breath and or breath erratic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    Will never happen to me.
    I used the wall to push the plunger yesterday in me delt because of scare tissue. Will never happen to me.
    The wall? What's the matter brah ()? Weak forearms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DB1982
    I've seen this exact thing before plenty of times with tough guys getting tattoos. Lol Bro 2 was probably breathing to shallow brain doesn't get enough oxygen skin turn greenish grey BAM!!!
    Pass the f out.
    Happens a lot when people are scared they hold their breath and or breath erratic.
    Seems most logical so far... Maybe he was trying to hard to stay calm. I knew he was a pvssy already cuz he can't jab himself. Only had 1 person pin me before.. First and second shot and since then it's all me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck<

    The wall? What's the matter brah ()? Weak forearms?
    Weak thumb. It worked great. First time I had ever done it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Weak thumb. It worked great. First time I had ever done it.
    I considered it during a delt the other day. I cant get a thumb on the plunger well and use my pointer finger...takes a while to push 2 ML through 25G with my pointer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    I considered it during a delt the other day. I cant get a thumb on the plunger well and use my pointer finger...takes a while to push 2 ML through 25G with my pointer!
    Swear. Use the wall I will agin in the glute. My glutes are one big scar tissue up above my damn hip bone. It worked great. New favorite method.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Will never happen to me.
    I used the wall to push the plunger yesterday in me delt because of scare tissue. Will never happen to me.
    Lmao. I'm not a patient person so sometimes I just stick a pin in my glute and fall to the floor on my ass.....3ml injected in a fraction of a second lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman

    Lmao. I'm not a patient person so sometimes I just stick a pin in my glute and fall to the floor on my ass.....3ml injected in a fraction of a second lol.
    You tha man Srg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post
    Lmao. I'm not a patient person so sometimes I just stick a pin in my glute and fall to the floor on my ass.....3ml injected in a fraction of a second lol.
    I would love to see a video lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt. Hartman View Post

    Lmao. I'm not a patient person so sometimes I just stick a pin in my glute and fall to the floor on my ass.....3ml injected in a fraction of a second lol.
    Lol i'm in the fishing section of Walmart laughing my ass of at this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armykid93 View Post

    Lol i'm in the fishing section of Walmart laughing my ass of at this.
    I get weird looks all the time from bursting out in laughter at a random store or place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Will never happen to me.
    I used the wall to push the plunger yesterday in me delt because of scare tissue. Will never happen to me.
    You realize you just jinxed yourself. Never say never. Most people when they stat to feel light headed the try to push through it and that's the worst thing you can do. Dont be embarrassed because as you see it's a lot worse to pass out and smack your face on a table or the floor. I have felt light headed a few times after standing up and immediately sit back down. I always tell people IF you ever feel light headed or dizzy sit on the floor because you dont have anywhere to fall then. I do my best to live by my rules. Practice what you preach. I did this just yesterday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts

    You realize you just jinxed yourself. Never say never. Most people when they stat to feel light headed the try to push through it and that's the worst thing you can do. Dont be embarrassed because as you see it's a lot worse to pass out and smack your face on a table or the floor. I have felt light headed a few times after standing up and immediately sit back down. I always tell people IF you ever feel light headed or dizzy sit on the floor because you dont have anywhere to fall then. I do my best to live by my rules. Practice what you preach. I did this just yesterday.
    I'm never afraid to take a knee. But I've also had a muscle spasm so bad it bent the needle in a wacked semi circle. No pleasure pulling that out. Sliced open eyelids. Blood everywhere. Putting joints back in place. I may pass out tomorrow but hasn't been my style up till when / if it happens. Think it goes to being a hunter at a young age and dressing animals. Seeing muscle and guts at a young age maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    I'm never afraid to take a knee. But I've also had a muscle spasm so bad it bent the needle in a wacked semi circle. No pleasure pulling that out. Sliced open eyelids. Blood everywhere. Putting joints back in place. I may pass out tomorrow but hasn't been my style up till when / if it happens. Think it goes to being a hunter at a young age and dressing animals. Seeing muscle and guts at a young age maybe?
    Perhaps, you sicko! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armykid93

    Lol i'm in the fishing section of Walmart laughing my ass of at this.
    I hate it when people are walking around walmart staring at their phones walking into shipping carts and popping out around corners without looking! LoL unless it's me doing it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    I would love to see a video lol!
    Yeah u just wanna see the sgt's ass!

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    I still think the popsicle as first aid saved the day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    Yeah u just wanna see the sgt's ass!
    Be careful what you wish for......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel
    I still think the popsicle as first aid saved the day!
    Yea it was orange, almost gave him purple by mistake. Close one. Maybe a juice box would have been better

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