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  1. 01-31-2013, 03:15 PM #1
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    holy shit had to scramble.

    So today is my girls b-day. I gave her presents already and we are going out tonight. I was out running some errands and she is at the salon getting her hair done. So she calls me and says the apt complex called and there are flowers for her in the office. She says thanks i'll get them on the way home and thanks since i know they are from you. I say your welcome and i love you

    Then i hang up and call a florist to send flowers ASAP because the ones in the office werent from me
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    Tell her I said you're welcome....
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    So today is my girls b-day. I gave her presents already and we are going out tonight. I was out running some errands and she is at the salon getting her hair done. So she calls me and says the apt complex called and there are flowers for her in the office. She says thanks i'll get them on the way home and thanks since i know they are from you. I say your welcome and i love you

    Then i hang up and call a florist to send flowers ASAP because the ones in the office werent from me
    Nice save Gixx.
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    Who else would be sending your wife flowers Gixx?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Who else would be sending your wife flowers Gixx?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Who else would be sending your wife flowers Gixx?
    probably one of her girlfriends since we dont live in the same town anymore. They always gave each other gifts
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    BTW if any of you guys need flowers i have a site that does roses wholesale. Already ordered 8 dozen for valentines day and they are cheaper then 2 dozen at a local florist.
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    Not to put down your decision but Roses??? So over played! Try some nice star gazer Lillies or tiger Lillies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Not to put down your decision but Roses??? So over played! Try some nice star gazer Lillies or tiger Lillies!
    Thats what she likes.
    Even our wedding was all white roses, she didnt want other flowers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131

    When's your bday Dan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    When's your bday Dan?
    Sept 24th
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    Thats what she likes.
    Even our wedding was all white roses, she didnt want other flowers.
    I have gone away from flowers for the most part all together and went with plants. Tired of watching $ wilt up and die lol!
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    Sex toys are better than flowers.... just sayin'.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

    Thats what she likes.
    Even our wedding was all white roses, she didnt want other flowers.
    I gave a rose once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131
    Sex toys are better than flowers.... just sayin'.....
    Maybe u need to get yourself a cleaning service for your bday
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    Quote Originally Posted by GirlyGymRat View Post
    Maybe u need to get yourself a cleaning service for your bday
    Are you offering your services?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131

    Are you offering your services?
    No sir. I hire that out. Girls got to have a little me time
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    so today is my girls b-day. I gave her presents already and we are going out tonight. I was out running some errands and she is at the salon getting her hair done. So she calls me and says the apt complex called and there are flowers for her in the office. She says thanks i'll get them on the way home and thanks since i know they are from you. I say your welcome and i love you

    then i hang up and call a florist to send flowers asap because the ones in the office werent from me
    holy dog shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Sex toys are better than flowers.... just sayin'.....
    or maye they would get more flowers if they agreed to more sex toys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Not to put down your decision but Roses??? So over played! Try some nice star gazer Lillies or tiger Lillies!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Who else would be sending your wife flowers Gixx?

    it was me sorry buddy
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    It was her daddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    It was her daddy
    That was me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie_m63 View Post

    That was me
    Lol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    It was her daddy
    Thought you were her "daddy"..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Sex toys are better than flowers.... just sayin'.....
    Yeah........nothing says happy birthday like a dozen dildos right.................
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    Id say a dozen roses and a dildo... If she doesn't like the rose she can go fvck herself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    Id say a dozen roses and a dildo... If she doesn't like the rose she can go fvck herself!
    In that case, she may intentionally not like the roses...........
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    I always know wat to get my wife.She lets me know ahead of time.And I am bad with dates also.So she starts reminding me 6 months out.And this is done weekly
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    Id say a dozen roses and a dildo... If she doesn't like the rose she can go fvck herself!
    Yeah nothing says loving like a Doc Johnson Dildo...Batteries Not Included....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Not to put down your decision but Roses??? So over played! Try some nice star gazer Lillies or tiger Lillies!
    I swear we are kin somehow! Star gazers are my go to for the wife, best part is they make the whole house smell great. Actually had some planted at our old home which was a Valentines gift for her one year.
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    You guys are dumb.... all you gotta do to find out what a women wants for a gift is put it out there that you already bought something. Then since women are typically nosy as all hell- she'll "guess" what you bought. The stuff she tells you during her guess attempts; that's the shit she wants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804 View Post
    I swear we are kin somehow! Star gazers are my go to for the wife, best part is they make the whole house smell great. Actually had some planted at our old home which was a Valentines gift for her one year.
    You're inbred also?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    You guys are dumb.... all you gotta do to find out what a women wants for a gift is put it out there that you already bought something. Then since women are typically nosy as all hell- she'll "guess" what you bought. The stuff she tells you during her guess attempts; that's the shit she wants.
    ^^^Genius............!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    I have gone away from flowers for the most part all together and went with plants. Tired of watching $ wilt up and die lol!
    Alright now where is that man crush thread........
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    You're inbred also?
    Naw Im from Virginia not West Virginia
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    BTW if any of you guys need flowers i have a site that does roses wholesale. Already ordered 8 dozen for valentines day and they are cheaper then 2 dozen at a local florist.
    Give it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804 View Post
    Naw Im from Virginia not West Virginia
    Country road take me home to the place I belong....
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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804 View Post
    Naw Im from Virginia not West Virginia
    Richmond vicinity to be exact.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    You guys are dumb.... all you gotta do to find out what a women wants for a gift is put it out there that you already bought something. Then since women are typically nosy as all hell- she'll "guess" what you bought. The stuff she tells you during her guess attempts; that's the shit she wants.
    This is the best advice I have seen Dan put on this entire site so far! Good work Dan!!! You're learning bud.
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