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    All right you bunch of sorry asses

    I'm not going through everyone's logs and say good luck.

    Good Luck everyone. God knows some of you need it more than others. (FQ)

    Gentlemen and ladies start your engines.

    Just remember play dirty and make no friends. Lol

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    We going to have a predictions thread for this?

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    LOL I was think the same thing! Lets start a "general mail" thread in here!!

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    By my count, we are missing over half the list..................guess some are still waiting for that extra cheeseburger bulk ta kick in

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    Lol I was gunna do this cause I'm not going to individually lol good luck everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS View Post
    Lol I was gunna do this cause I'm not going to individually lol good luck everyone.
    You cuttin right? Lol. Just sayin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    You cuttin right? Lol. Just sayin.
    Lmao nahh. Nothing against this comp but I've got a bigger one soon so I'll be cutting later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Smurf
    By my count, we are missing over half the list..................guess some are still waiting for that extra cheeseburger bulk ta kick in
    Yep. I was wondering where everyone else is. Lol.

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    Ok....................soooooooooooooooooooo now we got ourselfs a trash talk thread!!!! YEA

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    Yanks vs Brits.

    Papa Smurf will tell y'all about it. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
    Yanks vs Brits.

    Papa Smurf will tell y'all about it. Lol
    I feel my southern pride dissipating being classified as a yank, ain't no yank lol

    -TroN-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tron3219 View Post
    I feel my southern pride dissipating being classified as a yank, ain't no yank lol

    -TroN-
    No no that's the only term the English recognize.
    Son we are southern by the grace of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    No no that's the only term the English recognize.
    Son we are southern by the grace of God.
    Well hur in 'merica you got yur yanks and yur good ole boys. Ain't no yank, get it right my colonial cousins!

    Ok, I'll come back to civilization now, my trip to the back woods has concluded.

    Wasn't born a southerner...but got here as fast as I could

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tron3219 View Post
    Well hur in 'merica you got yur yanks and yur good ole boys. Ain't no yank, get it right my colonial cousins!

    Ok, I'll come back to civilization now, my trip to the back woods has concluded.

    Wasn't born a southerner...but got here as fast as I could

    -TroN-
    Well your here now. That's all that matters.
    And for those who don't know
    I live back in the woods, you see
    A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
    I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
    And a country boy can survive
    Country folks can survive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    Well your here now. That's all that matters.
    And for those who don't know
    I live back in the woods, you see
    A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me
    I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive
    And a country boy can survive
    Country folks can survive
    I can plow a field all day long
    I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
    We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
    Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do
    We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine
    And a country boy can survive
    Country folks can survive

    -TroN-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tron3219 View Post
    I can plow a field all day long
    I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
    We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
    Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do
    We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine
    And a country boy can survive
    Country folks can survive

    -TroN-
    I had a good friend in New York City
    He never called me by my name, just hillbilly
    My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
    And his taught him to be a businessman
    He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
    And I’d send him some homemade wine

    But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
    For 43 dollars my friend lost his life
    Id love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes
    And shoot him with my old 45
    Cause a country boy can survive
    Country folks can survive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
    I had a good friend in New York City
    He never called me by my name, just hillbilly
    My grandpa taught me how to live off the land
    And his taught him to be a businessman
    He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights
    And I'd send him some homemade wine

    But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife
    For 43 dollars my friend lost his life
    Id love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes
    And shoot him with my old 45
    Cause a country boy can survive
    Country folks can survive
    Haha I think u skipped a couple verses big guy

    -TroN-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    I'm not going through everyone's logs and say good luck.

    Good Luck everyone. God knows some of you need it more than others. (FQ)

    Gentlemen and ladies start your engines.

    Just remember play dirty and make no friends. Lol
    LOL, shame im sick in my new pictures, it wont stop me though, nothing will, it wont come down to luck either.

    tis true, all's fair in love and war and this means war !

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR-FQ320 View Post
    LOL, shame im sick in my new pictures, it wont stop me though, nothing will, it wont come down to luck either.

    tis true, all's fair in love and war and this means war !
    Hey Ive been craping black tar for a fcking week because of my divaticalos.......................dont wanna hear about sick!!!!

    Dont make me roll over your ass with my wheelchairs...............it has 44 mudders on it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Smurf View Post
    Hey Ive been craping black tar for a fcking week because of my divaticalos.......................dont wanna hear about sick!!!!

    Dont make me roll over your ass with my wheelchairs...............it has 44 mudders on it!!!
    Sound like he is "The Weakest Link". Sorry you are dismissed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Smurf View Post
    Hey Ive been craping black tar for a fcking week because of my divaticalos.......................dont wanna hear about sick!!!!

    Dont make me roll over your ass with my wheelchairs...............it has 44 mudders on it!!!
    OK LOL, hopefully fighting fit in the morning, straight back into it, picking up peps in the morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Sound like he is "The Weakest Link". Sorry you are dismissed.
    I got ya weak link right here bro!!! Right above my blue balls!!!

    Now this is trash talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh BTW Cape............... Looks like we can change it to "rebels" verses Brits................... Didnt know we had some many good ole boys on here!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Smurf View Post
    I got ya weak link right here bro!!! Right above my blue balls!!!

    Now this is trash talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh BTW Cape............... Looks like we can change it to "rebels" verses Brits................... Didnt know we had some many good ole boys on here!!
    Not you. Papa. Mr FQ.

    How about the Stonewalls vs The Queens.

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    There are other nationalities involved in this competition gents!
    NO SOURCES GIVEN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Not you. Mr FQ.
    Dont trust him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    There are other nationalities involved in this competition gents!
    Ok we will make it simple...................Me,Cape, Tron, FQ. Lovbytes, verses THE WORLD !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    There are other nationalities involved in this competition gents!
    All in good fun bib

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    All in good fun bib
    I know mate. But what we gonna do with the Aussie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    I know mate. But what we gonna do with the Aussie?
    Same thing y'all already did. Exile them to an island?

    Again kidding.

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    Did we mention this is the offical TRASH TALK thread..................for the comp that is

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    [QUOTE=MR-FQ320;6448301]Dont trust him[/

    I've learned that it takes years
    to build up trust, and it only takes
    suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

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    Wise words. For once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR-FQ320 View Post
    Wise words. For once.
    Thinking of a word care to guess what it is.

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    Ok Ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, seriously folks, check out the pics really closely....................... now whos nipples are prettier? Mine or Capes? Its really a no brainer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Smurf
    Ok Ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, seriously folks, check out the pics really closely....................... now whos nipples are prettier? Mine or Capes? Its really a no brainer
    Nah, check mine out, I had surgery on mine 4 months ago, best they've looked in 25 years
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Nah, check mine out, I had surgery on mine 4 months ago, best they've looked in 25 years
    Im sorry BIB...................... this is a SOUTHERN tittie kinda thing............................but yours are FABO!!!!!!

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    Are southern Bristol's something out of the ordinary?
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    Where are all the other photos? People can't have forgotten after countless threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by panntastic
    Where are all the other photos? People can't have forgotten after countless threads
    Procrastinators

    -TroN-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Papa Smurf

    Ok we will make it simple...................Me,Cape, Tron, FQ. Lovbytes, verses THE WORLD !!!!
    If I were to compile a team of old ass losers this would be it. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

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