I'm thinking about getting metal legs, it's a risky operation but totally worth it...

I need to pee.
Go in the ally.
I need to pee out of my ass.

60% of the time it works every time.

Surely you can't be serious
I am serious... and don't call me Shirley

Dude, No. This is serious.
I just sharted.

I'm in a glass case of emotion.

Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon

Fat guy in a little coat.

That's what i always say, that and everybody wang chung tonight.

How did you get the beans above the frank?

I gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

Your my boy Blue.