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  1. 06-04-2003, 05:37 PM #1
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    Unhappy from sugar to shit? please help a newboe?

    Let me paint a picture with letters!!!!

    In my mind, I have the perfect gear for a newboe- deca,dbol,nalvo and clomid. I call it sweet sugar. I read, that deca w/dbol can create damn near new pussy? I hope you can read between the lines? O.k. here we go, now I read that dbol can cause stomach shits....hard gastrotestinal
    puches???? The side effects told me to sit my ass down on that shit. Sweet sugar is turning into shitty sarah. Peep this, I just read that when you use deca- it can give you a reverse titty? Some shit like that without bromo???? Now it seems like shit....Couldn't get clomid because of low bread. Now I have just deca wl nalvodex.. no bromo and no clomid. Hopefully, later I might clomid. Will I ever taste sweet sugar with only deca-nalvodex? What can I take for the acne from deca..

    I need help with my cycle of only dec/nal

    Will i lose the gains?

    please help a newboe that's stuck in the middle
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  3. 06-04-2003, 05:45 PM #3
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    Damn, jive turkey, what you be tryin' to say?
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    Geezus, I think you should edit your post before you get flamed. From what I THINK I read,

    1. YOU NEED CLOMID.
    2. If you are getting gyno, try to get bromo; Nolvadex wont do shit for deca gyno.
    3. For acne, wash your face 3 times a day using cetaphil (it works for me)
    4. You will lose a fair amount of your gains without clomid, sorry to break your heart bro.

    and now for some advice, NEVER start a cycle without everything you might need, whether its clomid, juice, or even pins. Take that advice and everything will be sweet sugar or cream cheese as us guys who arent jive say.
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    WTF! I don't understand one thing you're trying to say.
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    LMFAO!!!!
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    bump. thats the best thing ive read all day.
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    This can go in popa's thread on "the funiest thread on A.R." thread
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    likes for reals homes ,aint pickin up what ur throwing down dizzog ,werd yo ,peace out .
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  10. 06-04-2003, 06:35 PM #10
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    So mammoth, is this guy representing GA or what??? lol
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    Peep this...low bread
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  12. 06-04-2003, 06:51 PM #12
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    come on help me

    are you guys going to help or not

    here my stats-
    height-6'1
    weight-160

    naturally cut because of size

    please help with cycle
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    bl73!!!

    stop!!just fucking stop!!i'm sick and i have no patience for your rediculous posts right now!!!we're not helping you.that's it.enough said.goodbye!
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  14. 06-04-2003, 07:48 PM #14
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    hey party boy keep it gangsta yo!
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    Originally posted by motoxxxguy
    Damn, jive turkey, what you be tryin' to say?
    LMFAO!!
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  16. 06-04-2003, 07:54 PM #16
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    shit B, i mean N,haha

    my bad yo!no disrespect to my peoples posting mad jokes, but this brova is str8 twisted!!!on the reelz yo!!my bad kid, didn't mean to sleep on this steelo before i dropped knowledge son!!!
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    This board doesn't have all the weirdo's on the internet....But we have are fair share of em.
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    This post has made my day! I just pissed on myself reading it! I hate to flame this guy, but damn that's funny!

    -moto
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    This guy should hook up with that weirdo MikeCarry.

    Remember him. Could you imagine what pearls of wisdom would come outta their mouths if they got together???

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    Originally posted by Nickleby
    This guy should hook up with that weirdo MikeCarry.

    Remember him. Could you imagine what pearls of wisdom would come outta their mouths if they got together???
    ROFLMGDMFAO!

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  21. 06-04-2003, 10:26 PM #21
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    that has got to be the most hilarious thing i've read on this board in a looong time. i'm pretty sure the guy was on something else when he wrote that LMFAO
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  22. 06-04-2003, 10:38 PM #22
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    Who's MikeCarry? I don't remember him..??
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    If a chicken and a half
    laid an egg and a half
    in a day in a half
    how much would a pound of butter weigh?

    Does that clear things up for everyone? JEEZE!




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    bl73,

    what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    (sorry, had to pull that out for this special occasion )

    seriously bro, we aren't hip to your lingo.
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  25. 06-04-2003, 11:25 PM #25
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    This has to be the funniest amount of jumbo mumbo I think I have ever read before I mean you get a grade A+ for your use in ebonics. In fact when I read your post I laugh my ass off so hard I almost literally shit my pants. I have some ebonic experience and I have put it into words that fit your language use. No flame intended bro this has and was the funniest part of my day thanks for the grins. Heres what you said in ebonics basically.

    Let me paint uh picture wiff letters!!!!

    In muh ma fuckin mind, me gots da perfect gear fo' uh newboe- deca,dbol,nalvo an' clomid. me page it sweet sugar. I reed, dat deca w/dbol can create dayum near new poon-tang? mehope ya can reed between da lines? O.k. here we's jet, now me reed dat dbol can cause stomach shits....hard gastrotestinal donkey punches???? The side effectz told me ta sit muh ma fuckin ass down on dat sheeit. Sweet sugar iz turning into shitty sarah. Peep dis here, me just reed dat when ya use deca- it can give ya uh reverse big oh floppity titties? Some sheeit like dat without bromo???? Now it seems like sheeit....Couldn't git clomid cuz o' low bread. Now me gots just deca wl nalvodex.. nahh bromo an' nahh clomid. Hopefully, later I might clomid. Will I ever taste sweet sugah wiff only deca-nalvodex? What can me take fo' da acne from deca..

    me need he`p wiff muh ma fuckin cycle o' only dec/nal

    Will ah lose da gains?

    please he`p uh newboe dat'sstuck in da middle peep this shit
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  26. 06-05-2003, 02:08 AM #26
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    I read, that deca w/dbol can create damn near new pussy? I hope you can read between the lines?
    ==============================================

    Yep, sure can create a new pussy . . . that's the way doctors in Denmark give hormones to make Transexuals. You can expect your dick to go limp, then it will permantly shrivel up to nothing and disappear into a sinkhole that develops right where your dick was, and by this time your tits will be flopping around so much you'll be more popular than VD with the boys at the Navy base . . .
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    Originally posted by 956Vette
    So mammoth, is this guy representing GA or what??? lol
    HHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL NO!!
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    I really don't know what to say... hang on, let me find my "Ebonics for dummies" handbook!
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    this is way too funny not to bump!!!
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    newboe??
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    I have to bump this in case anyone hasn't had a good laugh today!

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    you guys are so funny. i'm laughing so hard reading this that tears are rolling down my face.
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    Originally posted by PumP~N~Swole
    This has to be the funniest amount of jumbo mumbo I think I have ever read before I mean you get a grade A+ for your use in ebonics. In fact when I read your post I laugh my ass off so hard I almost literally shit my pants. I have some ebonic experience and I have put it into words that fit your language use. No flame intended bro this has and was the funniest part of my day thanks for the grins. Heres what you said in ebonics basically.

    Let me paint uh picture wiff letters!!!!

    In muh ma fuckin mind, me gots da perfect gear fo' uh newboe- deca,dbol,nalvo an' clomid. me page it sweet sugar. I reed, dat deca w/dbol can create dayum near new poon-tang? mehope ya can reed between da lines? O.k. here we's jet, now me reed dat dbol can cause stomach shits....hard gastrotestinal donkey punches???? The side effectz told me ta sit muh ma fuckin ass down on dat sheeit. Sweet sugar iz turning into shitty sarah. Peep dis here, me just reed dat when ya use deca- it can give ya uh reverse big oh floppity titties? Some sheeit like dat without bromo???? Now it seems like sheeit....Couldn't git clomid cuz o' low bread. Now me gots just deca wl nalvodex.. nahh bromo an' nahh clomid. Hopefully, later I might clomid. Will I ever taste sweet sugah wiff only deca-nalvodex? What can me take fo' da acne from deca..

    me need he`p wiff muh ma fuckin cycle o' only dec/nal

    Will ah lose da gains?

    please he`p uh newboe dat'sstuck in da middle peep this shit
    Hahahahahaha
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    oh man that wax fuckin funny as hell good one pum p n swole
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    ...it reads fine to the Money Boss Hustla.
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    Originally posted by Money Boss Hustla
    ...it reads fine to the Money Boss Hustla.
    can u translate it for the rest of us??
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    Originally posted by Money Boss Hustla
    ...it reads fine to the Money Boss Hustla.
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    Re: bl73!!!

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    stop!!just fucking stop!!i'm sick and i have no patience for your rediculous posts right now!!!we're not helping you.that's it.enough said.goodbye!
    I agree!!!!

    And Pump-N-Swole...VERY NICE avatar!!!!!!!
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    Thumbs down All I can say is WTF

    yeah u sure know a few ASes, and maybe you used them....... but WTF is that..........


    low bread, SWEET Sugar ... didn't know they had Unsweetened Sugar, or maybe Sodium sugar..... or how about this.... Esterified Sugar

    may New Pussy on Shitty Sarah rest in peace......


    wheres my powder.... (u need it to bitch slap these hoes lol)
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    sweeeeeet thread... BUMP
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