Surgery contest:

[TITANIUM]

OK, this is my list to date:

Foot-bone removed.
Tonsillectomy
3 hernias
25 arthroscopic knee surgery's
4 rotor cuff surgery's
Impacted wisdom teeth(does that count?)
3 hand surgery's
Both knees replaced
Another hand surgery(shrapnel)

This is approximately 40, give or take.This does not include hospital admissions for near death experiences.(I have 3 of those).I am not superstitious, have a rabbits foot hanging from my mirror,or have made a deal with the devil to ensure my survival.

Fate or destiny?

Let's have them.List your surgery's.

Best

T

[DOM6]

Athletes foot, MAJORLY

[TITANIUM]

Athletes foot, MAJORLY

Yea, that can get pretty bad.

[CHAP]

Vasectomy
Tonsillectomy
Second vasectomy from complications. Had to have it done the next day. You dont wanna know

[ryan_me]

Rt forearm compleatly snapped in 2 did not break the skin. End result 2 plates and 12 pins and an assload of pain and percocets. Good times brotha good times.

[ninesecz]

U have me beat! Excepot for my bad back I have honestly never broke a bone.. But my brother has broken like more than enough for the both of us! he raced moto X for 18 years..

3 Femers Fractured
6 Ankles Broken
4 Wrists Broken
2 Clavicles 1/ Collar Bone
1 Pelvis
27 Ribs
7 fingers
2 Knees dislocated
5 concussions
and a bunch of other sprains..
Actually broke his clavicle so bad one time it shot the bone right out where your traps are and was stuck like that for a week or 2

[TITANIUM]

U have me beat! Excepot for my bad back I have honestly never broke a bone.. But my brother has broken like more than enough for the both of us! he raced moto X for 18 years..

3 Femers Fractured
6 Ankles Broken
4 Wrists Broken
2 Clavicles 1/ Collar Bone
1 Pelvis
27 Ribs
7 fingers
2 Knees dislocated
5 concussions
and a bunch of other sprains..
Actually broke his clavicle so bad one time it shot the bone right out where your traps are and was stuck like that for a week or 2

It's really not a contest.

I was just wondering what some others have been through.

Gees Nine, you need to stop juping out on airplanes without a parachute!!!LOL/JK

That's alot of broken bones.

Nice to see you back. Missed you bro!!!

Best

T

[ninesecz]

Vasectomy
Tonsillectomy
Second vasectomy from complications. Had to have it done the next day. You dont wanna know

I can not even think about the word vasectomy without cringing !! I have ben punched full power bare knuckles by a golden gloves boxer and was told I have a super Chin.. Been hit with a bottle, been hit with a chair and actually have a very very high pain tolerance.. but vasectomy makes me squirm like a little girl!

[TITANIUM]

Agreed.

I can actually feel the snipping noise in my head!!!!

Makes my boys cringe in mortal fear!!!

T

[CHAP]

Its not supposed to bad. Bud mine was. Wile having it done the first time he nicked a vein and sowed me back up. As the night went on it keep swelling and swelling.

Long story short. Had the second surgery and I had about 1.5 litters of blood drained from my sac. Then they had it insert tubs to continue to drain blood for another week.

It was bad. When I went to the ER that night .They had me wait . After a while of sitting there I hobbled over to the room the RN was seeing new patients in. Then said "I dont think you realize how serious the situation is". Dropped my pants. They took me serious then.

Im glad I had it done. Im pissed I got the surgeon that I did

[DSM4Life]

I had a boo boo on my knee that needed two band-aids and a day of TLC

[ninesecz]

Not me Titanium!! I never broke anything!! The worst i have ever had is a guy bit off a piece of my ear in a fight and had to have 13 stitches! Those are all my brothers stupid Triple Jump , wipe out crash and burn deals..

[TITANIUM]

Not me Titanium!! I never broke anything!! The worst i have ever had is a guy bit off a piece of my ear in a fight and had to have 13 stitches! Those are all my brothers stupid Triple Jump , wipe out crash and burn deals..

Your ear was bitten?

I thought Mike Tyson retired?

Must have hurt like a bitch!

Did you need rabies vaccinations??

Best

T

[ninesecz]

It did not feel that good! Here is a picture of it.. the other ear is perfectly round you can see the little spot on this one where they had to fold the flap of skin from the back to the front side and stitch it in place.. I think the kid is still in the coma!

[ninesecz]

Here is the picture and yes to the rabies... yes to T.B. and a bunch of other shots..

[sizerp]

You guys are freaking accident prone. (knocks on wood). NO not that kind of wood, DSM.

[amcon]

finger bit off in a fight and sown back on - lol it hurt so much

hit in face with a steal pipe and 32 k later teeth and jaw fixed

nose surgery - deviates spetum so freaking painful

the worst may have been the vascetomy

[TITANIUM]

I cut the end of my left index finger of with a band saw.

Put a 10 penny nail through my left palm.

Stepped on a nail and went through my foot.

Put a screwdriver through my hand at work.

Put a car steering wheel through my chin.(Could put my tongue through it).

Was in a coma for 3 days,and spent 21 days in the hospital with a hematoma in my head.(frontal lobe).

Had a spike penetrate my kneecap.(it got stuck).

Had alot of concussions, head trauma.

Split my skull open when I was hit buy a car.

Almost died when I was young to do bronchitis.

Had some kind of intestinal virus that put me in the hospital and was out of work for 6 weeks.

Had infectious colitis.

Had metal orbits drilled out of both of my eyes.

It goes on and on.

Really FVCKING unbelievable.

But, still working out and staying productive.

Oh yea, I did the pecker in my zipper thing a couple of times!!!LOL

I'm going to bed now.

Peace Bros.

Best

T

[lovbyts]

Hernia when I was 6 months old
Bladder servery at age 8
First eye surgery at age 10 due to metal going THROUGH my right eye, 6 in total by age 26
Nasal surgery, 3x
Vasectomy and Spermaticile age 41
back surgery on L3, L4 age 43
back surgery on L5 age 45

Possible future Fusion of L4, L5
Rt rotator cuff surgery

[BokBok]

My cat scratched me once. I almost died from the blood loss.

[DOM6]

collar bone broke
my knuckles on my left hand broke and grew back recessed before i could get them reset
busted forearm
elbow bones exposed by road rash
stiches stiches and stiches oh and more stiches
3 broken ribs
forklift broke my big toe

[jbm]

i broke my knee cap when i was in elementary.

[chicmagnet]

I can not even think about the word vasectomy without cringing !! I have ben punched full power bare knuckles by a golden gloves boxer and was told I have a super Chin.. Been hit with a bottle, been hit with a chair and actually have a very very high pain tolerance.. but vasectomy makes me squirm like a little girl!

Yeah I've been stiff armed to the face by a guy with a plaster cast on his arm, didn't feel a thing. Knocked me off my bike though.

[ni4ni]

T, I'm felling better after reading your post-
2 rotator cuffs on r shoulder- one on left
3 arthro's on right knee
2 bialteral hernia's

[terraj]

Vasectomy
Tonsillectomy
Second vasectomy from complications. Had to have it done the next day. You dont wanna know

Back to back vasectomies....oh joy.

[lovbyts]

I was doing a search on something else but felt the need to update this one and I'm sure a few more will chime in.

1 Hernia when I was 6 months old
2 Bladder servery at age 8
3 First eye surgery at age 10 (piece of metal off a hammer went THROUGH my right eye)
4 Second eye surgery also age 10 (trying to repair some of the damage)
5 Third eye surgery age 11 (more follow up surgery)
6 Forth eye surgery age 25 (Experimental surgery 1988 grafting a lens onto my cornea)
7 Fifth eye surgery age 48 (detach retina rt eye due to previous trauma)
8 Sixth eye surgery age 49 (repair lens that came loose during retina surgery)
9 Seventh eye surgery age 50 (just to tighten up the drooping eye lid)
10 Nasal surgery age 23
11 Second Nasal surgery age 30
12 Third Nasal surgery age 40
13 Vasectomy and Spermaticile age 41 (has to pull both balls out and detangle and cut out spermaticile)
14 back surgery on L3, L4 age 43
15 back surgery on L5 age 45
16 Rotator cuff surgery age 50

I may be forgetting one or two somewhere. lol
Hopefully I'm done, at least for a while.

My daughter is trying to give me a run for the money. Her at age 6.


You guys posting your bumps and bruises dont count. No concussions, no broken arms or legs that didnt require pins or screws.
If bump and bruises count I get to add these.

[NACH3]

1. 3 surgeries on R. Shoulder
2. Will be getting a reverse total replacement
3. 4 ventral hernia repairs
4. 10 bronchial washings ? (In coma)
5. Splenectomy
6. Tracheotomy
7. Two chest tubes
8. Comatosed 45+ days(died and revived twice)
9. 1 exploratory surgery(to check if a hole was in my intestines)
10. ShTtered L Heal w/pins
11. Rotator cuff surgery
12. Bicep tendon removed

And many broken bones that doesn't count!

I'm 31 currently... Lol

[lovbyts]

^^^^ you got me beat. I hope it stays that way.

[NACH3]

^^^^ you got me beat. I hope it stays that way.

Sh*t, me too! Lol Id say we're good for life now...lol

[bartman314]

is there a good story for being comatose? or are you trying to forget it?

[zempey]

Back surgery.

Titanium you need some bubble wrap, fuk dude you get hurt a lot, lol.

[GirlyGymRat]

^^^^ you got me beat. I hope it stays that way.

Did you get your balls back??? Never knew they could get tangled. Did that happen during your 4 some????

[lovbyts]

Did you get your balls back??? Never knew they could get tangled. Did that happen during your 4 some????

I get them part time. Wife keeps them sometimes.

Doctor said there are two parts of the body that swell when exposed to oxygen. The brain and testicles. He said it woukd be pretty uncomfortable and nothing like a typical vasectomy. Much worse.really it wasnt bad. I didn't miss any work and the only problem I had was ripping some stitches jet skiing the next week and fatty tissue coming out a little. LoL

[Honkey_Kong]

1. Pin put in elbow (age 3)
2a. nephrectomy on the right side of me (age 21)
2b. surgery on stomach and other kidney to stop bleeding (age 21)
2c. setting broken nose (age 21)
3. Spinal fusion (age 21)
4. Pituitary adenoma removed (age 30)

[lovbyts]

1. Pin put in elbow (age 3)
2a. nephrectomy on the right side of me (age 21)
2b. surgery on stomach and other kidney to stop bleeding (age 21)
2c. setting broken nose (age 21)
3. Spinal fusion (age 21)
4. Pituitary adenoma removed (age 30)

You still have time to catch up.

[Honkey_Kong]

You still have time to catch up.

Yeah, I'm still young. But I tell you, I'm starting to feel old.

[lovbyts]

Yeah, I'm still young. But I tell you, I'm starting to feel old.

I think it was on my 42nd birthday the first time I woke up with aches and pains.

[Euroholic]

Only surgery I've had has been gyno and a nose job.

I broke my toe playing rugby and i broke my wrist and really hurt my back when i went arse over tit out of a blackhawk. Was only about a meter but i landed awkward. Im 26 now and I'm feeling older than jesus!!!!!!!! Thank god for pills/powders/liquids and oils


There was a guy i went to school with who somehow twisted his testy around and it had to be turned around by a doctor. Bloody weird ay.

[NACH3]

is there a good story for being comatose? or are you trying to forget it?

Of course there isn't! I just saw this thread and figured I'd add to it(had many surgeries while in that coma my man.... And There's not to much to remember in a Coma(except some fvked up dreams after I was induced), just know from reading medical records, and no there's nothing to remember except what the records state! Nothing I would wish on anyone!

[Honkey_Kong]

Of course there isn't! I just saw this thread and figured I'd add to it(had many surgeries while in that coma my man.... And There's not to much to remember in a Coma(except some fvked up dreams after I was induced), just know from reading medical records, and no there's nothing to remember except what the records state! Nothing I would wish on anyone!

What kind of dreams do you have in a coma?