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    LIFE quotes WITH the ROAD

    Sometimes when I'm a dick, everyone's an asshole in return. I wish they could be cunts instead, but then we would all be fucked. -OBS

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    LIFE quotes WITH the ROAD

    I'll be a cunt next time, you got my word!
    Only the tip
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    Everyone is an asshole except for my wife and I. Prox.

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    where you at Road , we need more quotes !

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearHeaded View Post
    where you at Road , we need more quotes !
    Too early yet lol
    I dont wake well

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    Quote Originally Posted by The road View Post
    Too early yet lol
    I dont wake well
    Psalm 5:3
    O Lord, in the morning you hear my voice; in the morning I prepare a sacrifice for you and watch

    gotta get your morning started with more coffee then like king David . morning time is a realization you have another day ahead of you to kick some ass (and chew some bubble gum perhaps)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearHeaded View Post
    Psalm 5:3
    O Lord, in the morning you hear my voice; in the morning I prepare a sacrifice for you and watch

    gotta get your morning started with more coffee then like king David . morning time is a realization you have another day ahead of you to kick some ass (and chew some bubble gum perhaps)
    ....or kick bubble gum and chew some ass. Giving thanks is a great way to start the day!
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    If she doesn't swallow, her heart's hollow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GearHeaded View Post
    Psalm 5:3
    O Lord, in the morning you hear my voice; in the morning I prepare a sacrifice for you and watch

    gotta get your morning started with more coffee then like king David . morning time is a realization you have another day ahead of you to kick some ass (and chew some bubble gum perhaps)
    Acts 24:13
    “Neither can they prove the things whereof they now accuse me.”

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    It’s time to up the fucking dose

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    Quote Originally Posted by i_SLAM_cougars View Post
    It’s time to up the fucking dose
    Yeah...!!!

    Now THERE is a quote we can all attest and adhere to...!!!

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    you just gotta keep on, keepin' on.- Joe Dirt

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    “You are responsible for your own actions”. US Military

    “There are many here among us that feel that life is but a joke, but you and I have been through that and this is not our fate” - Jimi Hendrix

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    ‘You’re too bloody lippy”.

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    Honesty is a bitter virtue that makes life better through sacrificing..


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    Awesome thread idea, it made me search through my notes.

    “Be uncomfortable; be sand, not oil, to the machinery of the world.”
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    "Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms—to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way."
    - Viktor Frankl

    “My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”
    - Dalai Lama

    “There is a saying in Tibetan, 'Tragedy should be utilized as a source of strength.'
    No matter what sort of difficulties, how painful experience is, if we lose our hope, that's our real disaster.”
    - Dalai Lama

    “Fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself.”
    - Paulo Coelho

    "Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself."
    - Rumi

    "Set your life on fire. Seek those who fan your flames."
    - Rumi

    "A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge."
    - George R.R. Martin

    “Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
    - George R.R. Martin

    "We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
    - Stephen Hawking

    "Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change."
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    “The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ” - Roseanne Barr

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    Thankfully I do not binge-watch Star Trek anymore (as it isn't the best of habits to maintain). One of the best quotes I've ever heard any person or actor or actress say, was when the crew was in a pretty dire situation and they had to abandon the starship and try to make a new home on a barren planet. Everyone was pretty weary about their future existence... and then my favourite female Star Trek actress said:

    You are human, you will adapt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sv.elia View Post
    Awesome thread idea, it made me search through my notes.

    "A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge."
    - George R.R. Martin
    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

    Boys’ Life magazine, 1954

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie67 View Post
    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

    Boys’ Life magazine, 1954
    You are revealing your age again. LOL


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    Im going fucking bald. -the road

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    Quote Originally Posted by The road View Post
    Im going fucking bald. -the road
    Aren’t we all??? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie67 View Post
    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

    Boys’ Life magazine, 1954
    I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take a butchers word for it.

    Tommy Boy

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    Why go half-assed?
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    Conan what is best in life?

    ”To crush your enemies. See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women” - Conan the barbarian

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    I’m going to get my kicks in before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.
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    Quote Originally Posted by charger69 View Post
    I’m going to get my kicks in before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.
    Jim Morrison


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    You're old -obs

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    Old and wise better then young and intelligent
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    Iam none of the above lol


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    "If your walking through hell , keep walking"
    "if you see light at the end of the tunnel , then your still in the fucking tunnel"

    "we gotta get outta this place" .

    don't become complacent. keep moving forward.
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    ‘We all got it coming (kid)”
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    “The seed of disappointment is expectation “.
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    “Perfection is the enemy of progress.” — Winston Churchill


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    “ Hesitation is the seed of defeat “.

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    "I can't believe I drove all the fucking way out here to do this job and I forgot to buy more beer." -Obs

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    If you don't feel like you have the world on your shoulders... then you likely live on a world resting on someone else's shoulders.
    It's your world to take. Be a legend not a burden.

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    “When you come to a fork in the road, take it”.

    “No matter where you go, there you are”.


    Yogi Berra

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    “Taking steroids vs. training natty... okay it’s like there’s a fork in the road. One way leads to a house with a family and a sustainable income. The other is like a one way ticket to Las Vegas with your life savings in your pocket. Fuckin’ no brainer right?”

    - The Bro Science Life guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
    “When you come to a fork in the road, take it”.

    “No matter where you go, there you are”.


    Yogi Berra
    It’s like when I was in the army. But i was in the navy. Yogi

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    Quote Originally Posted by SampsonandDelilah View Post
    “When you come to a fork in the road, take it”.

    “No matter where you go, there you are”.


    Yogi Berra
    I got to talking so fast my tonged came out and poked me in the eye. I couldn’t see what I was saying. Yogi

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