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  1. 08-22-2003, 05:27 PM #1
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    nightmare from HELL!!!

    I started using steroids and now i have a foot long clitttt!!!! can you believe that shiiite please somebody help me remove this thing even if it means chopping it off!!! my boyfriend told me to take the stuff before the beach to get more toned, so i listened and now i look like triple H with a giant CLIT. i used windstrol V and anadrol and i don't know what i can do to fix my foot long problem... not only that but now i also look like a furry beast who needs to apply acutane to my whole body and nair to my buttox. i know this sounds inconceivable and i turn to you guys for some help and maybe to find a new boyfriend cuz charles couldn't handle my results you can't really blame the dawg for not wanting to grope a girl who's clit looks like a baby's penis.
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  2. 08-22-2003, 05:29 PM #2
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    Riiiiight... Are you just bored or something?
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    Try these:
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    Quote Originally Posted by MBaraso
    Try these:
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    Uh-huh.......i'm with g-child, this sounds like bullshit.
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    bullshit......
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  10. 08-22-2003, 05:40 PM #10
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    Me too.


    This joke could have been a lot funnier if you tried harder...


    Quote Originally Posted by BullDogBeatch
    I started using steroids and now i have a foot long clitttt!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdtr
    Me too.


    This joke could have been a lot funnier if you tried harder...
    agreed

    pisspoor attempt.
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  13. 08-22-2003, 07:45 PM #13
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    Slap your meat in the grinder...

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  14. 08-22-2003, 05:49 PM #14
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    Tie it to the doornob and slam it shut...
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    Quote Originally Posted by G Child
    Tie it to the doornob and slam it shut...

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!



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    G-child once again you come through with the funniest most outrages shizznet that anyone has ever manifested OMG...LOL. Dude we gotta meet one day, drink a beer, and smoke smoke wacky.LOL.
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  17. 08-22-2003, 05:51 PM #17
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    Or you could...
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  19. 08-22-2003, 05:55 PM #19
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    Here's a good doc you could call...
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    THIS IS HILARIOUS! God, I get some good laughs from this site!
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  21. 08-22-2003, 05:58 PM #21
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    Or use teeth...
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    Quote Originally Posted by G Child
    Or use teeth...

    BAHAHAHAHAH!!! Beaver eating Beaver!

    Nixter.
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  23. 08-22-2003, 05:59 PM #23
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    Or one of these...
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  24. 08-22-2003, 06:00 PM #24
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    Oh wait... it's only a foot long right? Then try one of these...
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  25. 08-22-2003, 06:14 PM #25
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    Dam and I thought I had too much time on my hands when I looked up a picture of sissors to post
    G your going all out, Keep em coming
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    Damn! I knew I should not have started reading this thread. It's like a car wreck: not supposed to look, but can't help not to look.
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  27. 08-22-2003, 07:36 PM #27
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    This has to be a joke.
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    lol this thread made my day.
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    this is some funny shit
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    the pictures are out of control. That is some funny shit
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  31. 08-22-2003, 09:12 PM #31
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    OK, I'm going to hook you up, right now I have a beaver in training... gimme one more day to train him, here are some pics from training...

    I'll FedEx em to you tomorrow after the graduation.
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    G Child, I think you are in need of some serious therapy. (lol)
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    funniest post since the anus-shot post.
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    i got someone who could help ya

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  35. 08-22-2003, 09:56 PM #35
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    Oooo... now that's a nice looking pup there! Let's send the pup and beaver together shall we?
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    lol g-child, yeah lets rub some pork chops on the clit first, then im sure my lil boy will take it clean off
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  37. 08-22-2003, 10:07 PM #37
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    Wrong fuking forum.
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  38. 08-22-2003, 10:09 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Wrong fuking forum.
    What are you talkin' 'bout? Supposedly "she" took some winstrol and drol and got an enlarged clit ... it's a steroid question~
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    I dont want to see this crap
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    Good god, can someone please just delete this thread!!!!! Give me a break. Are people really that bored in life?
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