wtf is this??

[TheDfromGC]

well today as usual im on my bulking diet. i have breakfast then i try and make a pizza in the oven for lunch. spend about 25 minutes cooking it and go to take it out and the pizza flips upside down and lands rite on the door hinge in the stove. so ive got a big ****ing mess and just wasted a $5 pizza. i then decide ill make a sandwich. i make a big sandwich with tons of turkey and other things and set it on the table in my living room. the doorbell rings and its my buddy and then i come back to my sisters chihuahua who is in heat and has been licking her shít all day and is now eating my sandwich so toss that out. so now i just made some of this flavored rice but i let it cook for like 2 mins too long and 70% of it is stuck to the bottom of the pan. wonderful. my diet isnt going to well today. think im gonna order hungry howies and see if that works....

[Butch]

LMAO...man this doesn't sound like it is your day...next time put the pizza on a cookie sheet....work's wonders for me....

Keep it real

[TheDfromGC]

was going to but box said to put it directly on oven for better tasting pizza....

[kc]

LOL!! might wanna grab that box of cereal...hard to screw that up

[mass junkie]

LOL!! might wanna grab that box of cereal...hard to screw that up

Lmao.........



**** bro......call dominoes or something

[hoss827]

Dominoes.....oh man....Godd****it Mass Junkie, pizza is my weakness bro!! I'm gonna call in Noble Romans, i'm on my bulking phase, who gives a crap!!!

[chicamahomico]

Dominoes.....oh man....Godd****it Mass Junkie, pizza is my weakness bro!! I'm gonna call in Noble Romans, i'm on my bulking phase, who gives a crap!!!

You mean people eat stuff other than pizza??

[motoxxxguy]

lol...I'd forget it all and go get a hamburger and a beer after some sh*t like that!

-moto