Twas was the night before christmas
everybody felt shitty in the house even the mouse
mom at the whore house dad smokeing grass
I'll just settle down with a nice piece of ass
I looked out the window I saw a big dick I knew in a moment it must be saint nick
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment the fucker had fell
He filled our stalkings with pretzzles and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queir
He rosed up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew our chimney apart
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of site fuck you all and have a hell of a night