Female issues
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> > >
> > > Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
> > > A: No, 35 children is enough.
> > >
> > > Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
> > > A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
> > >
> > > Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
> > > A: Childbirth.
> > >
> > > Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes
she's
>borderline irrational.
> > > A: So what's your question?
> > >
> > > Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during
labor,
>but pressure. Is she right?
> > > A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air
current.
> > >
> > > Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
> > > A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
> > >
> > > Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my
wife
>is in labor?
> > > A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
> > >
> > > Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
> > > A: Yes, pregnancy.
> > >
> > > Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
> > > A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
> > >
> > > Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel
and
>act
>normal again?
> > > A: When the kids are in college.
> > >
> > > "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
> > >
> > > 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
> > >
> > > 1 Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
> > > 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
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> > > 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
> > > 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
> > > 5 You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker
>that
>says: "How's my
> > > driving-call 1-800-"
> > > 6 Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.
> > > 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
> > > 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super
Plus.
> > > 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
> > > 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
> > >
> > > TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
> > >
> > > 10. Cat's facial expressions.
> > > 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
> > > 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
> > > 7. Fat clothes.
> > > 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
> > > 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and
eggshell.
> > > 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
> > > 3. Eyelash curlers.
> > > 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
> > > AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
> > > 1. OTHER WOMEN
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Originally Posted by peam
> > > Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
