A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming oil truck, there is an explosion and everyone inside the bus dies.

They then go to heaven but because of the grief they have experienced, the lord decides to grant them all one wish each before they enter paradise. They're all lined up and god asks the first one what her wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous!" and so god snaps his fingers and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and he says, "I want to be gorgeous too!"

Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with all the people so impressed with God’s work they want to see how beautiful they can look too.

But when god is half way down the line he cant help but notice that the man at the back of the queue is laughing quite uncontrollably and by the time there is 10 people left the man is rolling about on the floor pissing himself laughing.

Finally god reaches the man and asks him what his wish is going to be.

The man calms down and says - "Make em all ugly again!!!"