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[IBdmfkr]

More recently than before we have had some extremely stupid statements and threads. I think we should give these guys the recognition they deserve. PLEASE feel free to add to this as I know there are more out there.

You can take hcg intra vaneous, intra muscular or sub cutaneous. I have only tried intra muscular but at the end of the cycle I'm on now I'm gonna try intravaneous.

I know that subcutaneous injections are absorbed faster while intra muscular takes more time because of the fat depots. Or it could be the other way around. But I do know for fact that one is absorbed quicker than the other. Also, I'm guessing that intra-vaneous is the quickest way since it goes directly to your blood stream. But once again I'm not sure, so if you die please don't hold a grudge against me. LOL

some broomstick twist should help take care of that fat on ur obliques

Hey Yall,

Got in a fight last night kinda... Well this is what happened I usually ride my mountain bike to the local gas station for a late night beer run and to get my cardio hehe. I live in a good nieghborhood and i've been noticing these 15-20yr. old thug wannabe kids (dressed in red) bloods?, smoking weed by a bridge near my house or while they're walking or riding on their bikes down the streets cause I can smell it as I pass them.

Well last night on my way back home around 10pm. I noticed 2 of these thug fags heading my way down the street it's just a small normal street one block from my house. They where riding in the middle of the road so I road in the middle of the road too, just too see if they would move over to the side. They didn't move so the first one I passed got a left hook across his cheek throwing him to the ground. Next, I jump off my bike focused on the other guy so I rushed him he had a backpack on too, as he was bent over setting his bike down, I smash him in middle of his face with a left uppercut *Boom* laid out. I then jump on my mountain bike pick up my beer and ride off. I looked back and didn't see any movement from them one was on the street the other in a yard near the road, Man it was quite a rush...

I guess I can be a dick sometimes but I felt good about Fukcing up some blood thug wiggers whatever these punks are...

These are just some I found recently that made me laugh. I saw Ross lurking around here so I know it will not end here.

[Pinnacle]

This one was rather interesting....

On a serious note tho, when i take a shower a take my sh!ts right into my hand and finger my butthole alittle cause it gives it a kinda colonlic effect expelling all the excess poopage. Anyways after I poop in my hand I put it in the toilet not my mouth...

[stocky121]

This one was rather interesting....

[MuckDog]

This one was rather interesting....

??? WTF and where TF did this one come from ???? LOL

[DNoMac]

n a serious note tho, when i take a shower a take my sh!ts right into my hand and finger my butthole alittle cause it gives it a kinda colonlic effect expelling all the excess poopage. Anyways after I poop in my hand I put it in the toilet not my mouth...

Bwahahahaa!!! As far as this thread has gone, this is the first ime i've read it and I only got to this far, LMFAO!!!!!

[Cun0144]

So delete

[Dizz28]

dada155 gets my Vote for: "Most vague thread starter, ever"

These are all threads he started.....

In a thread titled "Steroid Pill Metahapoctehonoh"

metahapoctehonoh steroid pill effect on the weight and force in eight weeks? questions??????
I would like to have an answer please ..............

In a thread titled "steroid pill information"

metahapoctehonoh

In a thread titled "Test 400 And Enehantate?"

Effect ' Mass And Power Questions?

In a thread titled "test 400 + winstrol"

test 400 + winstrol

[Crest]

this ones a good'un

Hi,

New to steroids i need help.

I am a personal trainer training a guy who is taking steroids he wants to lose fat and cut up.

Can anyone help.

What are the rules?

do you still need lots of carbs and protein as you would if you where bulking up? I hear water is no good while on steroids, is this true?

thanks

[qualityclrk1]

^ lol wtf

[collar]

ROFL... @ slow mo comments lmao

[NYGIANTS21]

slow mo comment fuc*ing great....

[IBdmfkr]

ahahahha, he is a sick individual.. Should see what he PM'd me out of shame! Sorry can't post, and YES it was that sick! What a loser.

[timvds]

ahahahha, he is a sick individual.. Should see what he PM'd me out of shame! Sorry can't post, and YES it was that sick! What a loser.

Yeah, I think I got that PM too...

[Slow~Mo]

OMG i'm getting made fun off and just found out you jerks!

I hate you guys I hope you know I will probably be crying myself to sleep tonight...

[Foskamink]

OMG i'm getting made fun off and just found out you jerks!

I hate you guys I hope you know I will probably be crying myself to sleep tonight...

YOU GOT OWNED!

[Bigpup101]

HAHA I LIKE THIS ONE

Phhhewwww, alright, take a deep breath, because this is unbelievable. Alright, so yesterday I walk to the store to buy muscle milk and oats, you know, nothing out of the ordinary, just a few ingrediants for my gainers. I elbow drop about thirty cubs fans on the way there because I have my Sox shirt on. And I key a few cars. Nothing special. Anyway, I get to the store, find my muscle milk and Quaker oats, and proceed to get in line to pay for my purchase. Who do I see when I get in line?? None other than THE Chuck Norris. I try hard to think of something to say, but draw a blank and start to get nervous that I might blow my shot at meeting THE Chuck Norris. His signature vomit-inducing hairy chest is still in its gnatted glory. I start to develop this nervous twitch, which doctors told me has something to do with my tourettes, and I brush him with my arm on accident. Sorry, I say, embaressed. He gives me the eye of the tiger. I throw an awkward smirk in there to try to lighten the mood. Anyway, he's up now to pay for his purchases. I've always been curious about what Chuck Norris might buy if he were in Dominick's, so I sneek a quick peak. From what I see, he's only buying K-1 jelly, six carrots, and a couple of gallons of milk. I start to wonder if the rumors about him being gay are true. That's alot of carrots, and K-1 jelly isn't exactly subtle. You catch my drift. As he whips out a wad of cash from his chest mat, the cashier tells him the milk he picked is past the expiration date. And what unfolds from here, my friends, is epic.

Chuck gets angry and says "What was that, bitch?" He grabs the milk from her frail hands and gives her an Indian burn. Not a real bad one, but enough to get his point across. It was almost bleeding. Then he rips the cap off with only his index finger and lifts it up to that grungy scumstache of his to smell. He takes a nice whiff and kicks back, making a loud grunting sound and spilling milk all over his chest, instantly absorbing it into his mat. He yells, "God Damnit!" at the top of his lungs and the place just freezes. My nervous twitch begins to worsen. "If I'm ever gonna get a chance to talk to Chuck", I tell myself, "this is it." So, in my nervous twitching, I say, "Uh, Mr. Norris, do you want me to run down aisle nine you COCK SUCKING SON OF A BITCH WHORE and get you some paper towels?" "Oh god," I say, "my tourettes!" I try to apologize, but he's not buying it. He gets right up in my grill. The putrid smell of rotten milk emulating from that chest of his makes me heave. He gets closer, and my homophobia starts to creep in, so I say, "You know, that Total Fitness Gym is really something else. Great range of motion on that thing", and start to back up frantically. He says, "Boy, you're just a big damn comedian, aren't ya son?" "How about I close that funny mouth of yours," he roars. He tries to grab my neck for an Indian Burn, but he misses and ends up grabbing this lady's kid and giving him a nice burn. When he realizes what he's done, its too late. The kid is KO'd. The mother is distraught, and Chuck's got me angry. I say, "You knocked him out, why don't you try knocking me out now?" He says, "I only fight in the ring kid." "My rings outside", I say.

It goes down right outside the L station. He circles me like its his birthday, acting like I'm just some chump on the street. He says, "you're gonna regret this kid", and throws a big right. I block it and uppercut him in the chin. He goes down, and it looks like the fight might be over. So I turn my back, shake my head at him, and start to walk away. All of a sudden his agent shows up and yells, "Chuck, you walk away from this, you walk away from Boflex and Total Fitness!" Chuck grunts his way up and runs up to me and sucker Indian burns my forearm. "Ahhhhh", I shout, "that kinda hurt!" and drop to the ground. He's trying to flip me over, I guess to somehow utilize his carrots, but I counter it and get him in a head lock. "Is that it!", I yell. He quickly submits. He's lying on the groud, his gnatted chest raw from rubbing on the asphault, when I hock a lugey on him and walk back toward the L. He gets back to his feet, and in one last desperate moment, charges at me. "Look out!" the crowd and recently arriving media yell. He pulls a knife out his pocket and is mid swing in sticking me when, smack, a car slams into him and takes him out clean. Chuck is out cold, and I breathe a sigh of relief. I wave to the applauding crowd and media, and make my way to get on the train, when someone yells, "Hey, kid, wait!" And out of the car steps Kareem Abdul Jahbar. "Kareem, is that you," I say. "Here ya go", he says, and throws me some shiny new kicks from back when he was balling. He gives me a sort of nod of approval, as if I'm to assume the throne from this day forward, and I make my way to the train as the sun sets.


The world was forever changed.

[king diamond]

HAHA I LIKE THIS ONE

that was the funniest story i've ever heard in my entire 29 years on this planet!!!lmfao!

[DNoMac]

HAHA I LIKE THIS ONE

Phhhewwww, alright, take a deep breath, because this is unbelievable. Alright, so yesterday I walk to the store to buy muscle milk and oats, you know, nothing out of the ordinary, just a few ingrediants for my gainers. I elbow drop about thirty cubs fans on the way there because I have my Sox shirt on. And I key a few cars. Nothing special. Anyway, I get to the store, find my muscle milk and Quaker oats, and proceed to get in line to pay for my purchase. Who do I see when I get in line?? None other than THE Chuck Norris. I try hard to think of something to say, but draw a blank and start to get nervous that I might blow my shot at meeting THE Chuck Norris. His signature vomit-inducing hairy chest is still in its gnatted glory. I start to develop this nervous twitch, which doctors told me has something to do with my tourettes, and I brush him with my arm on accident. Sorry, I say, embaressed. He gives me the eye of the tiger. I throw an awkward smirk in there to try to lighten the mood. Anyway, he's up now to pay for his purchases. I've always been curious about what Chuck Norris might buy if he were in Dominick's, so I sneek a quick peak. From what I see, he's only buying K-1 jelly, six carrots, and a couple of gallons of milk. I start to wonder if the rumors about him being gay are true. That's alot of carrots, and K-1 jelly isn't exactly subtle. You catch my drift. As he whips out a wad of cash from his chest mat, the cashier tells him the milk he picked is past the expiration date. And what unfolds from here, my friends, is epic.

Chuck gets angry and says "What was that, bitch?" He grabs the milk from her frail hands and gives her an Indian burn. Not a real bad one, but enough to get his point across. It was almost bleeding. Then he rips the cap off with only his index finger and lifts it up to that grungy scumstache of his to smell. He takes a nice whiff and kicks back, making a loud grunting sound and spilling milk all over his chest, instantly absorbing it into his mat. He yells, "God Damnit!" at the top of his lungs and the place just freezes. My nervous twitch begins to worsen. "If I'm ever gonna get a chance to talk to Chuck", I tell myself, "this is it." So, in my nervous twitching, I say, "Uh, Mr. Norris, do you want me to run down aisle nine you COCK SUCKING SON OF A BITCH WHORE and get you some paper towels?" "Oh god," I say, "my tourettes!" I try to apologize, but he's not buying it. He gets right up in my grill. The putrid smell of rotten milk emulating from that chest of his makes me heave. He gets closer, and my homophobia starts to creep in, so I say, "You know, that Total Fitness Gym is really something else. Great range of motion on that thing", and start to back up frantically. He says, "Boy, you're just a big damn comedian, aren't ya son?" "How about I close that funny mouth of yours," he roars. He tries to grab my neck for an Indian Burn, but he misses and ends up grabbing this lady's kid and giving him a nice burn. When he realizes what he's done, its too late. The kid is KO'd. The mother is distraught, and Chuck's got me angry. I say, "You knocked him out, why don't you try knocking me out now?" He says, "I only fight in the ring kid." "My rings outside", I say.

It goes down right outside the L station. He circles me like its his birthday, acting like I'm just some chump on the street. He says, "you're gonna regret this kid", and throws a big right. I block it and uppercut him in the chin. He goes down, and it looks like the fight might be over. So I turn my back, shake my head at him, and start to walk away. All of a sudden his agent shows up and yells, "Chuck, you walk away from this, you walk away from Boflex and Total Fitness!" Chuck grunts his way up and runs up to me and sucker Indian burns my forearm. "Ahhhhh", I shout, "that kinda hurt!" and drop to the ground. He's trying to flip me over, I guess to somehow utilize his carrots, but I counter it and get him in a head lock. "Is that it!", I yell. He quickly submits. He's lying on the groud, his gnatted chest raw from rubbing on the asphault, when I hock a lugey on him and walk back toward the L. He gets back to his feet, and in one last desperate moment, charges at me. "Look out!" the crowd and recently arriving media yell. He pulls a knife out his pocket and is mid swing in sticking me when, smack, a car slams into him and takes him out clean. Chuck is out cold, and I breathe a sigh of relief. I wave to the applauding crowd and media, and make my way to get on the train, when someone yells, "Hey, kid, wait!" And out of the car steps Kareem A**ul Jahbar. "Kareem, is that you," I say. "Here ya go", he says, and throws me some shiny new kicks from back when he was balling. He gives me a sort of nod of approval, as if I'm to assume the throne from this day forward, and I make my way to the train as the sun sets.


The world was forever changed.

Holy shit, I've never laughed so hard from a post. This thread is a great break from studying. I gotta save the rest for later.

[hellapimpin]

Originally Posted by *****
Phhhewwww, alright, take a deep breath, because this is unbelievable. Alright, so yesterday I walk to the store to buy muscle milk and oats, you know, nothing out of the ordinary, just a few ingrediants for my gainers. I elbow drop about thirty cubs fans on the way there because I have my Sox shirt on. And I key a few cars. Nothing special. Anyway, I get to the store, find my muscle milk and Quaker oats, and proceed to get in line to pay for my purchase. Who do I see when I get in line?? None other than THE Chuck Norris. I try hard to think of something to say, but draw a blank and start to get nervous that I might blow my shot at meeting THE Chuck Norris. His signature vomit-inducing hairy chest is still in its gnatted glory. I start to develop this nervous twitch, which doctors told me has something to do with my tourettes, and I brush him with my arm on accident. Sorry, I say, embaressed. He gives me the eye of the tiger. I throw an awkward smirk in there to try to lighten the mood. Anyway, he's up now to pay for his purchases. I've always been curious about what Chuck Norris might buy if he were in Dominick's, so I sneek a quick peak. From what I see, he's only buying K-1 jelly, six carrots, and a couple of gallons of milk. I start to wonder if the rumors about him being gay are true. That's alot of carrots, and K-1 jelly isn't exactly subtle. You catch my drift. As he whips out a wad of cash from his chest mat, the cashier tells him the milk he picked is past the expiration date. And what unfolds from here, my friends, is epic.

Chuck gets angry and says "What was that, bitch?" He grabs the milk from her frail hands and gives her an Indian burn. Not a real bad one, but enough to get his point across. It was almost bleeding. Then he rips the cap off with only his index finger and lifts it up to that grungy scumstache of his to smell. He takes a nice whiff and kicks back, making a loud grunting sound and spilling milk all over his chest, instantly absorbing it into his mat. He yells, "God Damnit!" at the top of his lungs and the place just freezes. My nervous twitch begins to worsen. "If I'm ever gonna get a chance to talk to Chuck", I tell myself, "this is it." So, in my nervous twitching, I say, "Uh, Mr. Norris, do you want me to run down aisle nine you COCK SUCKING SON OF A BITCH WHORE and get you some paper towels?" "Oh god," I say, "my tourettes!" I try to apologize, but he's not buying it. He gets right up in my grill. The putrid smell of rotten milk emulating from that chest of his makes me heave. He gets closer, and my homophobia starts to creep in, so I say, "You know, that Total Fitness Gym is really something else. Great range of motion on that thing", and start to back up frantically. He says, "Boy, you're just a big damn comedian, aren't ya son?" "How about I close that funny mouth of yours," he roars. He tries to grab my neck for an Indian Burn, but he misses and ends up grabbing this lady's kid and giving him a nice burn. When he realizes what he's done, its too late. The kid is KO'd. The mother is distraught, and Chuck's got me angry. I say, "You knocked him out, why don't you try knocking me out now?" He says, "I only fight in the ring kid." "My rings outside", I say.

It goes down right outside the L station. He circles me like its his birthday, acting like I'm just some chump on the street. He says, "you're gonna regret this kid", and throws a big right. I block it and uppercut him in the chin. He goes down, and it looks like the fight might be over. So I turn my back, shake my head at him, and start to walk away. All of a sudden his agent shows up and yells, "Chuck, you walk away from this, you walk away from Boflex and Total Fitness!" Chuck grunts his way up and runs up to me and sucker Indian burns my forearm. "Ahhhhh", I shout, "that kinda hurt!" and drop to the ground. He's trying to flip me over, I guess to somehow utilize his carrots, but I counter it and get him in a head lock. "Is that it!", I yell. He quickly submits. He's lying on the groud, his gnatted chest raw from rubbing on the asphault, when I hock a lugey on him and walk back toward the L. He gets back to his feet, and in one last desperate moment, charges at me. "Look out!" the crowd and recently arriving media yell. He pulls a knife out his pocket and is mid swing in sticking me when, smack, a car slams into him and takes him out clean. Chuck is out cold, and I breathe a sigh of relief. I wave to the applauding crowd and media, and make my way to get on the train, when someone yells, "Hey, kid, wait!" And out of the car steps Kareem Abdul Jahbar. "Kareem, is that you," I say. "Here ya go", he says, and throws me some shiny new kicks from back when he was balling. He gives me a sort of nod of approval, as if I'm to assume the throne from this day forward, and I make my way to the train as the sun sets.


The world was forever changed.





Whoever wrote that had my dying over ..ROFL!

[S.P.G]

More recently than before we have had some extremely stupid statements and threads. I think we should give these guys the recognition they deserve. PLEASE feel free to add to this as I know there are more out there.







These are just some I found recently that made me laugh. I saw Ross lurking around here so I know it will not end here.

lmao

[USfighterFC]

that shit omega wrote is pretty funny..................somebody has to post the story "I thought steroids make you a better fighter" from a dude that got his ass handed to him from the night before

[MuckDog]

that shit omega wrote is pretty funny..................somebody has to post the story "I thought steroids make you a better fighter" from a dude that got his ass handed to him from the night before

dude - that one is hysterical

[juicy_brucy]

dude - that one is hysterical

THE SUSTANON 250 GUY whos car was getting robbed! I forgot about that! The guy thought that taking steroids would teach him how to fight, and he got his ass handed to him...

[jerseyboy]

that shit omega wrote is pretty funny..................somebody has to post the story "I thought steroids make you a better fighter" from a dude that got his ass handed to him from the night before

Here it is.

Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??

[dieselmack]

this has been the best truely pmsl...

[SwoleCat]

Nothing beats the shooting gear IN YOUR ASSHOLE thread.

That will forever be tops.

~SC~

[MuckDog]

Nothing beats the shooting gear IN YOUR ASSHOLE thread.

That will forever be tops.

~SC~

swole - do u know where this one is at? ive looked for it for a while now and i havent been able to locate it

or anyone for that matter?

thanks

[kloter1]

swole - do u know where this one is at? ive looked for it for a while now and i havent been able to locate it

or anyone for that matter?

thanks

it was a kid that was sticking superdrol in his ass cuz he heard taht things dissolve faster there. lol i remember him sayin he had to go to the hospital cuz his anus got so swollen he couldnt shi. it was on a fast400 forum page.

omg funniest story ever

[shifty_git]

Lets say I shot 2 ml with one left over...could I draw it all into the needle, then shoot 2 mls, then use same needle next time after I rub it down with alcohol and shoot the remaining 1 ml in there?

I'm lookng for SAFE yet easy applications.all this transfer stuff is too much, I mean is it safe in there? I'd care less over a dull needle btw..pricks don't bother me

this good enough to be in here???

guy was talking about 3ml sachets....

[Zapp]

Nothing beats the shooting gear IN YOUR ASSHOLE thread.

That will forever be tops.

~SC~

I read that one last year.....UNBELIEVABLE!

[BOUNCER]

Nothing beats the shooting gear IN YOUR ASSHOLE thread.

That will forever be tops.

~SC~

OK, don't say you didn't mention it!...

[NotSmall]

OK, don't say you didn't mention it!...

Aaarggggghhhhh......my eyes ...... my eyes .......what's wrong with you man?

[RA]

OK, don't say you didn't mention it!...

You bros didnt know that was bouncers ahole??

[Lavinco]

Nothing beats the shooting gear IN YOUR ASSHOLE thread.

That will forever be tops.

~SC~

What's so funny about that? Isn't that where you shoot?

[stocky121]

I'm sure this has been asked before but I was just wondering if one injected synthol oil into ones penis could it gain more girth?
I know the penile is not a musle but more of a balloon that fillls with blood but what if? That would be awesome to have more girth cause chicks love girth not length, they love to get filled up and not stabbed in the stomach...Right Ladies!??

Love,
Slow~Mo

[king diamond]

I'm sure this has been asked before but I was just wondering if one injected synthol oil into ones penis could it gain more girth?
I know the penile is not a musle but more of a balloon that fillls with blood but what if? That would be awesome to have more girth cause chicks love girth not length, they love to get filled up and not stabbed in the stomach...Right Ladies!??

Love,
Slow~Mo

how can u not like that guy?

[Testostack]

I'm sure this has been asked before but I was just wondering if one injected synthol oil into ones penis could it gain more girth?
I know the penile is not a musle but more of a balloon that fillls with blood but what if? That would be awesome to have more girth cause chicks love girth not length, they love to get filled up and not stabbed in the stomach...Right Ladies!??

Love,
Slow~Mo

[IBdmfkr]

Somebody find that thread! I'd have to see it to believe it.

[spywizard]

I still like the eating shit pwo thread that swole got going..

the arse injections was good..

[SwoleCat]

Slow-mo,

Refrain from sending "chicks w/dicks" to other members, or you will be suspended.

I received quite a few complaints about you today.



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