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  1. 07-10-2004, 12:09 AM #1
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    Embarrassing side effect of test... advice?

    **** I'm glad you can't see people on message boards or this would be a lot harder to ask lol... no I'm not talking about shrinkage like most people probably assumed. My problem is, jimmys' got a mind of his own now

    It's like being 14 again, normally it wouldnt be a problem, but I'm working in a large warehouse to help me thru university and walking around with a partially pitched tent just doesn't look normal

    I'm in week 5 of my first cycle of test e @ 500mg /week, now seriously is there anything I can do/take to keep 1-Cent jr. in check?! I'm not even remotely thinking of anything that would cause it lol, I'm thinking like "put green crate by the other green crates, remember to stack boxes..." for 6 hours or so, this shouldn't be happening!!

    I need a cycle wh0re!!

    On the bright side, my test is real I'm not the only one right?
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  2. 07-10-2004, 12:14 AM #2
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    Duct tape
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  3. 07-10-2004, 12:15 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Duct tape

    that solves two problems
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    I can't afford that much duct tape

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    Duct tape
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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Duct tape
    LMAO
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  7. 07-10-2004, 07:59 AM #7
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    No need to go around with a loaded gun, choke it and let the cack flow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik
    No need to go around with a loaded gun, choke it and let the cack flow...
    lmao!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
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    yeah that should keep the whore from tryting to get away...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by bjayg
    yeah that should keep the whore from tryting to get away...........





    Spank that sh*t man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bjayg
    yeah that should keep the whore from tryting to get away...........

    I like zip ties
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    Crank it... Alot
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoQuadzilla
    Crank it... Alot

    yep
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    lmao ya bro maybe I should just give in and be proud about it, when a chick walks by and looks like I'll just smile and give it a thrust or two.

    I need a gram of deca or something...

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    Be proud, let it out when it sticks its head up
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  16. 07-10-2004, 12:45 AM #16
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    here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Be proud, let it out when it sticks its head up

    I second that.


    Rock out with your cock out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
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    Quote Originally Posted by EastCoaster
    I second that.


    Rock out with your cock out.
    yea and... Hang out with your wang out
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    the only person who gets embarrassed by my erections is my girl when she is sitting on the couch watching Queer eye for the straight guy and i run into the room naked with my cock in my hand and zip around yelling "TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by k_dogg
    the only person who gets embarrassed by my erections is my girl when she is sitting on the couch watching Queer eye for the straight guy and i run into the room naked with my cock in my hand and zip around yelling "TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!!"
    Cool avatar.
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    lmao thats hillarious bro

    Quote Originally Posted by k_dogg
    the only person who gets embarrassed by my erections is my girl when she is sitting on the couch watching Queer eye for the straight guy and i run into the room naked with my cock in my hand and zip around yelling "TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyZ23
    yea and... Hang out with your wang out
    Then hang little sign that says, "Free daily Beef Injections. Ask to see if you are eligible."
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    what I wouldn't give to be in Lozgod's avatar
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    unload that gun couple times a day
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    give it some stick and brake dance on it

    give it some stick and brake dance on give it some lol
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    I tuck mine in my waist band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhydro78
    I tuck mine in my waist band.

    hahaha tuck it right under the belt hahahahahahah that is so hilarious!!! i almost pissed myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhydro78
    I tuck mine in my waist band.

    hahaha tuck it right under the belt hahahahahahah that is so hilarious!!! i almost pissed myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhydro78
    I tuck mine in my waist band.

    I do the same thing if i'm heading out to the shared restroom or something. But I don't know about any other time. Tucking it under seems to drain the blood pretty fast. It is a good way to get rid of one that won't go away.

    You know what really sucks... not having a cycle whore, while on cycle, but finding one the second your cycle is OVER. WTF is that all about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhydro78
    I tuck mine in my waist band.
    This is the most effective method I've used, along with frequent jerkin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhydro78
    I tuck mine in my waist band.
    i do the same. after a while you become an expert at it. i just act like i'm fixing my shirt or pants and reach down at the same time and give it the old tuck!!!!

    i know how you feel because i wear a suit all day long, and suit pants pop one high tent.
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    tape it to your leg =)
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    Wher ei live its really hot and my friends did test cycles in the summer and had yoru same problem.....they found a good solution that made them sweat alot but it covered the problem.....we called it the 'trenchcoat summer'
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    lmao ****, i'm really in a bind here, isn't there like anti-viagra or something

    Quote Originally Posted by KAEW44
    Wher ei live its really hot and my friends did test cycles in the summer and had yoru same problem.....they found a good solution that made them sweat alot but it covered the problem.....we called it the 'trenchcoat summer'
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1-Cent
    lmao ****, i'm really in a bind here, isn't there like anti-viagra or something
    Dont they give Saltpeter to the military guys to cool their jets while overseas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ntpadude
    Dont they give Saltpeter to the military guys to cool their jets while overseas?

    Hell no. LOL Where did you hear that?


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    Quote Originally Posted by twosocks40
    Hell no. LOL Where did you hear that?


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    wear some tight underwear and tuck it to the side...
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