Hey im bored here at work.. But this super sexy MILF just came in.. Man there's something about a nice tight lookin 35 year old hmm hmmm hmmm. Anyone else out there love their MILFS? Got any stories?
Hey im bored here at work.. But this super sexy MILF just came in.. Man there's something about a nice tight lookin 35 year old hmm hmmm hmmm. Anyone else out there love their MILFS? Got any stories?
i really want o have sex with like a 33 year old who has at least 1 kid
i did it twice! hahaha best sex i ever had. wow! its hard to beat when you have a woman that knows her **** and is more horny than you..phew i need find her #Originally Posted by muff-chaser
lmao man I am going skiing to a french resort in jan over new years.. I best be finding some hot, horney mils.. or I'll be depressed!Originally Posted by hung-solo
oh man you shouldnt have a problem bro.. vacations! they want a vacation from the same ole dickOriginally Posted by needmorestrength
Older women are the best. My first was a 35 year old police officer... I was 19....I miss her![]()
Are you kidding me? haha how'd you get her? she didn't look like man right? lolOriginally Posted by Maraxus
had a 43 yr old MILF met her in a club Ocean City MD. She took me to her mini-van (hahaha) what a time. REAL dirty-- just thinkin that is somebodys mom hahhaha
Last valentines day, me and my guy decided to hit up the clubs downtown.... JACKPOT! All those singles parties are the place to be on valentines. The girls there are all sad, lonely, and lookin for someoone to hold. Its like shooting fish in a barrel.
Anyways... that night there were alot of hot older women there... one (around 32, even though she said 26) flagged me down to dance and it went great from there all UNTIL her friggin cockblocking friends grabbed her as we were about to head to my car.
I am a fan of older women. Something about them, like they always know exactly what you want.
You know who's hot to me still? Heather Locklear. She's getting up there. Loni Anderson too. Favorite 37 year old, Rudi Bahktar or how ever you spell it. Used to be on CNNHeadline news on the grave yard shift. Now Erica Hill is there. I like her too, but she's about my age.
You've gotta love milfs!!
I agree, there is something about them. They know what they want, and there's no p*ss-farting around.
Call me insane, but the wifey of Ray's in Everybody loves Raymond....oh yeah!
The oldest I hooked up with was a 49 year old at a singles party. She was great for her age. Unfortunately all we did was dance, as I had trained legs that day, and had to get home to have my protein. That's more important than trying to get her in the sack and shrinking your ass off.
I like her also, now that she lost weightOriginally Posted by tubbytank
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I agree shes pretty cute.. and Heather also.. hmm I got milfs on the head.. both of em lolOriginally Posted by tubbytank
I was in the US Virgin Islands with a buddy on vacation when we were like 24 or 25. We hooked up with these 2 rich chicks that were down there on vacation without their husbands. Well we didn't hit it, but I hooked up with the 41 year old and my buddy was messin' with the 53 year old. The 41 year old looked dam fine, great body. The 53 year old looked like 43, but she wasn't the hottest thing. I still bust his balls about hooking up with a 53 year old.
hahahah 53's a little outta my range.. haha ill stick to 40 lol.. hmm that original one actually came back! shes short red hair hmm lol
For all the ladies out there... let me explain the obsession with MILF's.
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Its easy to find a good lookin girl with a great body at the bar who's 20 something years old. But when you see a women who's in her mid 30's turnin heads, with a tight body... it tells you something about her. To me it shows she respects herself, she cares about being healthy, and looking good.
Self-esteem is the most attractive quality somebody can have.
hmm u kno that makes sence.. or maybe they give of wayyy more phermones?
when i was 18 the night before i went away to college i ****ed my mom's hot friend across the street from us. we flirted for like two years and i use to babysit her kids sometimes. she invited me over to "say goodbye" before i went away. i was 18 and she was 37. i think that is the largest age gap for me. she was married and she made it apparent that her husband would be home soon so in all honesty the fantasy was much better than the reality as i was scared as **** this guy was gonna come home and slit my throat. i'd love to get ahold of her ass now if she still looked that hot
That's f*ckin' awesome!!!Originally Posted by partyboynyc
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That's awsome dude.. thats like a fantasy story come tru lolOriginally Posted by partyboynyc
It's the pheromones. They peak out in the mid thirties for women.
What is a MILF?
Mothers Injecting Letrozole Fina?
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hmm not quite the milf I would be looking at, unless I was interested in the beefy east german powerlifitng women with the hairy upper lips. But too each their own.Originally Posted by SwoleCat
You've seen my girlfriend?Originally Posted by tubbytank
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not yet, and not sure I want to now. But please send the chicken dinner that you would have prepared in honour of my visit.
Good deal, but I'm sending beef as my East German Biznitch don't eat no white meat.........Originally Posted by tubbytank
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Hahah please tell me your joking.. and I was going to ask you for a dietOriginally Posted by SwoleCat
I know nothing about dietary guidance.Originally Posted by needmorestrength
Of course I was kidding. I take my son to school everyday and see MILFS GALORE!!!!!!
Dayum!
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You laugh....but I didn't know what a MILF was till I moved here and my daughter said one of her friends called me that!
Originally Posted by SwoleCat
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
A milf and a cop![]()
nothing sexier then a milf!! I have only had sex twice in my life. First time with a 23 year old and it sucked. Second time with a 33 year old milf and it was FANTASTIC and she wants moreIm all for the older chicks from now on
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I've had a few milfs in my day.. they really are better then the teeny girls experience wise, but i also like fresh 18 yo.. too bad im not single anymore![]()
hmm anyone ever have two milfs at once? hehehhe
ive had sex with a 38 year old and her daughter who was 21 **** the best sex ever and this was at a new years party... i was with the mom and **** did she have an incredible body i could grab her big curvey ass all night long i got a **** boner just making out with her and fondiling her rumb her daughter had a pretty face but i loved the moms hips and booty
Your my f#$king idolOriginally Posted by AustrianOAK14
I slammed this milf but she started making these noises like she was mentally retarted and it freaked me out so much i went limp
lmao.. well thats the worst one I have heard yetOriginally Posted by bignatt
I love MILFS....I hooked up with one..we were seeing each other for a year and a half almost...best time man....she was freakin hot in bed and even hotter outside the bed...man I miss her!![]()
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