
 Originally Posted by 
mass junkie
					
				 
				lol, you guys need to start riding bikes.....they dont even attempt to come after you 

 
	 
 Orrrr here's a thought....I know its a stretch.....how about
Don't SPEED!!!
Careful boys...it's dangerous and only a trained driver should attempt it!!
				
			 
			
		 
			
				
			
			
				1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!