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    strippers are cool!

    last night was my good friends bday, so we decided a little alcohol wouldn't hurt. somehow we managed to start the night off by drinking beer on the roof. don't know how we managed to end up on the roof, i just went up there to get a tennis ball out of the gutter and next thing i know we have 9 people up there chillin and talking. my buddy met some girl the night before and she was super slutty but good looking and she came over. we continued to drink till about 2 and then he somehow convinced her to strip for us all. she looked like she had worked as a stripper before by the way she was dancing. next thing i know i sit down on the couch to enjoy the show and she hooks me up with about a 5 minute lap dance. all my buddies got lap dances and i ended up getting most of the attention. to make things even better there was no money involved, just alcohol. she's definetely invited to my bday in september.

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    sooooweeeeet!

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    oh ya i forgot to mention that she let us video tape it too. i'm going home in a little bit to watch it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    yes i know this, but the video would get me banned or suspended. i was going to tell you guys this morning but i just now recovered enough from the hangover to tell my story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    yes i know this, but the video would get me banned or suspended. i was going to tell you guys this morning but i just now recovered enough from the hangover to tell my story.

    I know bro just given you a hard time

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I know bro just given you a hard time
    ya i know, i want to post it but i'd definetely get banned or suspended. then what would i do while im at work?

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    Strtippers make great friends, not girlfriends

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    Strtippers make great friends, not girlfriends
    yes they do. i don't think i've met a stripper i couldn't get along with. definetely wouldn't date a stripper though. they could come in handy while on cycle though.

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    E-mail me a copy buddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeeOweDee
    E-mail me a copy buddy
    how do i get it from camcorder to the computer? can i use windows media player? i'm defientely getting a dvd copy of it though. yes!!! that gives me a good idea. i have a dvd player in my truck, so i can play it in car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    how do i get it from camcorder to the computer? can i use windows media player? i'm defientely getting a dvd copy of it though. yes!!! that gives me a good idea. i have a dvd player in my truck, so i can play it in car.
    You would be wackin away and wreck right when you bust a nut knocked unconcious and the EMS drivers would be laughing their heads off

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    You would be wackin away and wreck right when you bust a nut knocked unconcious and the EMS drivers would be laughing their heads off
    probably so. maybe that one better stay out of the truck.

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    one more and I'm goin home

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    I took out a street sign in HS while getting a BJ in my truck

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I took out a street sign in HS while getting a BJ in my truck

    you now know the reason for the nickname

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    you now know the reason for the nickname
    lmao...i've never wrecked because of that but i could definetely see that happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    lmao...i've never wrecked because of that but i could definetely see that happening.
    I still have the sign...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    lmao...i've never wrecked because of that but i could definetely see that happening.

    This girl was good REAL GOOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    you now know the reason for the nickname
    LMFAO ^^^^^^^
    Punch, you been hookin up like a mofo since you split w the gf.....
    Good Stuff..
    Both my nads have been selected in the first round and are under contract....

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    well Im off like a prom dress

    Heading out like a fetus

    Well you get the picture

    LATER

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    haha nice way to get the nickname

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    Ive been dating a stripper for over two months now. Doesnt really act like any stripper Ive ever met, actually seems pretty normal and not fu(ked up at all. Im kind of surprised. Dont know how long it will last, but she is a pretty cool girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by longhorn814
    Ive been dating a stripper for over two months now. Doesnt really act like any stripper Ive ever met, actually seems pretty normal and not fu(ked up at all. Im kind of surprised. Dont know how long it will last, but she is a pretty cool girl
    dont know how u do it...i would get crazy jealous/mad all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    dont know how u do it...i would get crazy jealous/mad all the time
    same here. i get crazy jealous even with normal girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    same here. i get crazy jealous even with normal girls.
    me too man...that would not fly with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    me too man...that would not fly with me.
    If your just fuking them then no probs but if its serious then yeah I could see the issue

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    Dated a stripper when I was 17. This was in Florida. Chick came over one night with these panties that said in black magic marker "SCOTT HALL 4 LIFE" I was like, what the fvck is all this about? She went into some story about how Hall showed up at the club she worked at, claimed her as his own and to prove this as fact, got down on his knees and wrote this on her panties. Right where her clit was, he went up and down, up and down with the marker. Classy broad, that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
    Dated a stripper when I was 17. This was in Florida. Chick came over one night with these panties that said in black magic marker "SCOTT HALL 4 LIFE" I was like, what the fvck is all this about? She went into some story about how Hall showed up at the club she worked at, claimed her as his own and to prove this as fact, got down on his knees and wrote this on her panties. Right where her clit was, he went up and down, up and down with the marker. Classy broad, that one.
    i think that would be the last straw. i would definetely go into a fit of rage.

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    post that link soon

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    My faovorit site in the MoF*kin SO CAL...



    http://www.1down.com/



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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    My faovorit site in the MoF*kin SO CAL...



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    Yeah I like that

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    Dont date a stripper, period. If you hang out with her enough, you will start to get emotionally attached no matter what you tell yourself. If your going to see one, just **** and let that be it, dont go to the movies, dinner, NOTHING. With stripping, either your in the life or your not, there is no halfway. The sweet girl you think is just working to pay for college, is ****ing some dude for $ behind your back, watch out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Dont date a stripper, period. If you hang out with her enough, you will start to get emotionally attached no matter what you tell yourself. If your going to see one, just **** and let that be it, dont go to the movies, dinner, NOTHING. With stripping, either your in the life or your not, there is no halfway. The sweet girl you think is just working to pay for college, is ****ing some dude for $ behind your back, watch out.

    I agree, remember Stripper's are just money hungry bitches..



    The only time those bitches want you is if they see you drive a bad ass truck or car........or got cash,...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Dont date a stripper, period. If you hang out with her enough, you will start to get emotionally attached no matter what you tell yourself. If your going to see one, just **** and let that be it, dont go to the movies, dinner, NOTHING. With stripping, either your in the life or your not, there is no halfway. The sweet girl you think is just working to pay for college, is ****ing some dude for $ behind your back, watch out.
    as i said earlier been dating one for two 1/2 months now and swore I would never date a stripper, but this one really is different. She actually works a normal job, but just strips twice a week (and never on weekends) for the extra money to help her mom out who only has less than a year to live. I thought all those things at first two, but spending time with her made me believe that it is possible for a stripper to be normal. Albeit nobody is perfect and Im no angel myself!! So let he who is without sin cast the first stone. She is a bit older (32) had I met her when she was much younger, I wouldve had nothing to do with her.

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    I ****ed a few myself, it wasnt about money with me, I just basically talked to them like trash and was like "I'd **** the shit out of you!" But there was one I really liked, she worked out religiously, didnt do drugs, good personality, HOT. But thats where I ****ed the whole thing up, when she knew I wanted to see her alot and wanted more than just sex. I lost it bro, that was like 2 years ago and its still common jerk off material, it was that damn good!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    I ****ed a few myself, it wasnt about money with me, I just basically talked to them like trash and was like "I'd **** the shit out of you!" But there was one I really liked, she worked out religiously, didnt do drugs, good personality, HOT. But thats where I ****ed the whole thing up, when she knew I wanted to see her alot and wanted more than just sex. I lost it bro, that was like 2 years ago and its still common jerk off material, it was that damn good!!

    It happens to the best of us bro, when you start giving them the extra attention they somehow start feeling like there on top of the world but as soon as you stop they no there just some other b*tch we boned....

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    Ill never forget the first time i ever went to a strip club. I hooked up with one of the girls that night. It was a school night and I had to sneak outta my house and my parents found out and kept calling me but i just ignored it because i thought it was the coolest thing ever that i was doing. It was worth it i guess because nobody else had done it before(getting on a stripper) but wasnt as exciting as a lot of people thought. Of course it spread through school like no other, I had only told 3 people about it, but Gossip is Gossip. I just denied the whole thing of course!

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    Just don't the strippers find out where you live!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Just don't the strippers find out where you live!

    Could be deadly!!!!!!!

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