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    Talking Eat shit to maximize gains!!!

    Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

    It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

    Common protocol is to mix 2 cups of fresh shit with 1/2 cup of dextrose.

    That's some sweet shit!!!!!! That shit is sweet!!!

    Others make shit jerky, freeze dried shit, pan fried shit patties, and a very well known favorite is shit-loaf, combining very soft shit w/oatmeal and baking the shit out of it for 45 mins.

    Let the shit cool, then eat that shit.

    It's the shit!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

    It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

    Common protocol is to mix 2 cups of fresh shit with 1/2 cup of dextrose.

    That's some sweet shit!!!!!! That shit is sweet!!!

    Others make shit jerky, freeze dried shit, pan fried shit patties, and a very well known favorite is shit-loaf, combining very soft shit w/oatmeal and baking the shit out of it for 45 mins.

    Let the shit cool, then eat that shit.

    It's the shit!!!

    ~SC~
    The urinator. LOL

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    thats some funny shit

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    LOL again, I can't stop f*cking laughing from this $HIT.... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

    It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

    Common protocol is to mix 2 cups of fresh shit with 1/2 cup of dextrose.

    That's some sweet shit!!!!!! That shit is sweet!!!

    Others make shit jerky, freeze dried shit, pan fried shit patties, and a very well known favorite is shit-loaf, combining very soft shit w/oatmeal and baking the shit out of it for 45 mins.

    Let the shit cool, then eat that shit.

    It's the shit!!!

    ~SC~


    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM sounds yummy I think I'll take this advice and the urine thread and make me some shit sandwiches and piss flavored kool-aid

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    Quote Originally Posted by 24labor
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM sounds yummy I think I'll take this advice and the urine thread and make me some shit sandwiches and piss flavored kool-aid
    You then have the best of both worlds!!!!!!

    Add some vaginal discharge sublingually 3 times a day, and you'd swear you were on Jintropin!!!

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    You then have the best of both worlds!!!!!!

    Add some vaginal discharge sublingually 3 times a day, and you'd swear you were on Jintropin!!!

    ~SC~
    Nah I need to lay back on the vaginal discharge I think I might be addicted

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    You then have the best of both worlds!!!!!!

    Add some vaginal discharge sublingually 3 times a day, and you'd swear you were on Jintropin!!!

    ~SC~
    Holy shit, LMAO

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    man...I just did it and im still the same size

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    man...I just did it and im still the same size
    Then I'd recommend the shit isolate, not shit concentrate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Then I'd recommend the shit isolate, not shit concentrate.

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    What about the Shit Blend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    What about the Shit Blend?
    Terrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Then I'd recommend the shit isolate, not shit concentrate.

    ~SC~
    I knew that was the problem...Im going to GNC..they have all sorts of ripoff shit there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Then I'd recommend the shit isolate, not shit concentrate.

    ~SC~
    Cross-flow ion exchange shit is the way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    man...I just did it and im still the same size
    Sounds like you didn't have enough shit, I'll send you some of mine I bought a cow and I just go out and scoop a pile up and bam! dinner served

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    man...I just did it and im still the same size

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    man...I just did it and im still the same size
    Have you ever tried to inject it, could be THE way!! FOFL

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    god damn you SC ive been on your shit diet now for over a month and havent seen any gains WTF is going on , i want answers now, i mean im doing everything right i even cut out my PWO protein shake and substituted it with a big juicy turd shake, i take in at least 4KG of shit a day at seperate intervals, i dont think i can push out much more of it.

    please SC i need your input on this.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

    It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

    Common protocol is to mix 2 cups of fresh shit with 1/2 cup of dextrose.

    That's some sweet shit!!!!!! That shit is sweet!!!

    Others make shit jerky, freeze dried shit, pan fried shit patties, and a very well known favorite is shit-loaf, combining very soft shit w/oatmeal and baking the shit out of it for 45 mins.

    Let the shit cool, then eat that shit.

    It's the shit!!!

    ~SC~

    no one took your hint in the piss thread, so here you are...

    every tried the dehydrated shit??? it's easy to pack and carry, and at the gym.. pwo... it's the bomb........
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    no one took your hint in the piss thread, so here you are...

    every tried the dehydrated shit??? it's easy to pack and carry, and at the gym.. pwo... it's the bomb........
    Yeah, it's like shit jerky!!!!!

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    The blend is shitty.

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    Thumbs up Classic

    This is hilarious SC....I just logged on and saw the thread title and was like OH NO NOT ANOTHER SHIT THREAD!!


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    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllll

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    I'm tellin' ya, it's the shit!!!

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    This thread is already classic and it's like 5 minutes old. Good work.

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    It's classic shit!!

    HINT: PWO, you will want to use dextrose w/diarrhea, not solid shit, as it's far more easily absorbed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    It's classic shit!!

    HINT: PWO, you will want to use dextrose w/diarrhea, not solid shit, as it's far more easily absorbed.

    ~SC~
    Is diarrea a different ester of shit? And how do I find a reputable shit supplier?
    And is there a specific brand of shit I should avoid? Thanks for the help-can't wait to try my shit sandwich and start growing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortie
    Is diarrea a different ester of shit? And how do I find a reputable shit supplier?
    And is there a specific brand of shit I should avoid? Thanks for the help-can't wait to try my shit sandwich and start growing!
    find a good ugl provider, preferably one with corn and red meat as the main staple of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortie
    Is diarrea a different ester of shit? And how do I find a reputable shit supplier?
    And is there a specific brand of shit I should avoid? Thanks for the help-can't wait to try my shit sandwich and start growing!
    To the best of my knowledge diarrhea is a shorter acting ester and will therefore have to be eaten more frequently to keep shit levels stable.......as far as shit you should avoid, I try to stay away from products that advertise added kernals of corn or peanuts, if you do get this shit then be sure to have floss on hand.

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    This thread is seriously fuvked up!

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    Gimme some of that classic shit.

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    The knowledge here is un-paralleled.

    This is deep shit!!!!

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    oh that pwo diarrhea is the best..

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    oh that pwo diarrhea is the best..
    I recommend a shaker bottle to work out all the chunks.

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    It's about time you told everyone your secrets.

    Someone is in rare form tonight..!



    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I recommend a shaker bottle to work out all the chunks.

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    Where can i get some of this shit at?

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    Hi, I'm new on this site. I want to do DBOL ONLY cycle. NO INJECTIONS! I can't stand needles! ACK!! THINKIN of them frightens me!. Where can I get some of this dbol and winny drinkin shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Hi, I'm new on this site. I want to do DBOL ONLY cycle. NO INJECTIONS! I can't stand needles! ACK!! THINKIN of them frightens me!. Where can I get some of this dbol and winny drinkin shit?

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    Oral only cycles are shit.

    You need to read n shit.



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    BRB

    Hold it down, I have to do cardio n shit.



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