Has anyone pooped their pants...

[Johny-too-small]

I went on a family cruise (all guys, though) a while ago and two of my family members got so wasted they crapped their pants.
Then a buddy of mine told me that he dated a bunch of sorority girls and he would go home with them after a night of heavy partying and they would crap the bed. He acted like it was no big deal. I couldnt believe my frickin ears.

Anyone here have any of these experiences?

[kloter1]

Yes its happened a few times. Ive mixed booze with some choice items and needless to say its not a good mix. peeeeeeyouuuuuu

[gixxerboy1]

Yes its happened a few times. Ive mixed booze with some choice items and needless to say its not a good mix. peeeeeeyouuuuuu

I've mixed all kinds of stuff and never shit my pants. And dont know of anyone who ever did.

[Bojangles69]

Never heard of such a thing. When i was an infant i was told i did, but as an adult you've gotta be really really wasted to shit yourself. ANd ive been really really really wasted before and the thought never entered my mind.

Shiting yourself is something thats suppose to detach from your identity like the need to suck on your mommys breast. So according to Freud. You guys are stuck in the anal stage of psychosexual development lol (ive been stduying too much never mind me)

[DSM4Life]

Never heard of such a thing. When i was an infant i was told i did, but as an adult you've gotta be really really wasted to shit yourself. ANd ive been really really really wasted before and the thought never entered my mind.

Shiting yourself is something thats suppose to detach from your identity like the need to suck on your mommys breast. So according to Freud. You guys are stuck in the anal stage of psychosexual development lol (ive been stduying too much never mind me)

The Anal Stage
At one and one-half years, the child enters the anal stage. With the advent of toilet training comes the child's obsession with the erogenous zone of the anus and with the retention or expulsion of the feces. This represents a classic conflict between the id, which derives pleasure from expulsion of bodily wastes, and the ego and superego, which represent the practical and societal pressures to control the bodily functions. The child meets the conflict between the parent's demands and the child's desires and physical capabilities in one of two ways: Either he puts up a fight or he simply refuses to go. The child who wants to fight takes pleasure in excreting maliciously, perhaps just before or just after being placed on the toilet. If the parents are too lenient and the child manages to derive pleasure and success from this expulsion, it will result in the formation of an anal expulsive character. This character is generally messy, disorganized, reckless, careless, and defiant. Conversely, a child may opt to retain feces, thereby spiting his parents while enjoying the pleasurable pressure of the built-up feces on his intestine. If this tactic succeeds and the child is overindulged, he will develop into an anal retentive character. This character is neat, precise, orderly, careful, stingy, withholding, obstinate, meticulous, and passive-aggressive. The resolution of the anal stage, proper toilet training, permanently affects the individual propensities to possession and attitudes towards authority. This stage lasts from one and one-half to two years.

[italianplayboy09]

The Anal Stage
At one and one-half years, the child enters the anal stage. With the advent of toilet training comes the child's obsession with the erogenous zone of the anus and with the retention or expulsion of the feces. This represents a classic conflict between the id, which derives pleasure from expulsion of bodily wastes, and the ego and superego, which represent the practical and societal pressures to control the bodily functions. The child meets the conflict between the parent's demands and the child's desires and physical capabilities in one of two ways: Either he puts up a fight or he simply refuses to go. The child who wants to fight takes pleasure in excreting maliciously, perhaps just before or just after being placed on the toilet. If the parents are too lenient and the child manages to derive pleasure and success from this expulsion, it will result in the formation of an anal expulsive character. This character is generally messy, disorganized, reckless, careless, and defiant. Conversely, a child may opt to retain feces, thereby spiting his parents while enjoying the pleasurable pressure of the built-up feces on his intestine. If this tactic succeeds and the child is overindulged, he will develop into an anal retentive character. This character is neat, precise, orderly, careful, stingy, withholding, obstinate, meticulous, and passive-aggressive. The resolution of the anal stage, proper toilet training, permanently affects the individual propensities to possession and attitudes towards authority. This stage lasts from one and one-half to two years.

so thats where the term anal comes from, wow i learn something new everyday

[eyecandy_44]

The Anal Stage
At one and one-half years, the child enters the anal stage. With the advent of toilet training comes the child's obsession with the erogenous zone of the anus and with the retention or expulsion of the feces. This represents a classic conflict between the id, which derives pleasure from expulsion of bodily wastes, and the ego and superego, which represent the practical and societal pressures to control the bodily functions. The child meets the conflict between the parent's demands and the child's desires and physical capabilities in one of two ways: Either he puts up a fight or he simply refuses to go. The child who wants to fight takes pleasure in excreting maliciously, perhaps just before or just after being placed on the toilet. If the parents are too lenient and the child manages to derive pleasure and success from this expulsion, it will result in the formation of an anal expulsive character. This character is generally messy, disorganized, reckless, careless, and defiant. Conversely, a child may opt to retain feces, thereby spiting his parents while enjoying the pleasurable pressure of the built-up feces on his intestine. If this tactic succeeds and the child is overindulged, he will develop into an anal retentive character. This character is neat, precise, orderly, careful, stingy, withholding, obstinate, meticulous, and passive-aggressive. The resolution of the anal stage, proper toilet training, permanently affects the individual propensities to possession and attitudes towards authority. This stage lasts from one and one-half to two years.

very informative! wow

[l2elapse]

Never heard of such a thing. When i was an infant i was told i did, but as an adult you've gotta be really really wasted to shit yourself. ANd ive been really really really wasted before and the thought never entered my mind.

Shiting yourself is something thats suppose to detach from your identity like the need to suck on your mommys breast. So according to Freud. You guys are stuck in the anal stage of psychosexual development lol (ive been stduying too much never mind me)

Sigmund Freud is highly debatable

[305GUY]

i have been in a retarded state of mind 100's of times and not once have i crapped my pants or seen/heard anyone crap their pants from being intoxicated.. let alone a female.. puking and pissing is a diffent story..

[Tren Bull]

I went on a family cruise (all guys, though) a while ago and two of my family members got so wasted they crapped their pants.
Then a buddy of mine told me that he dated a bunch of sorority girls and he would go home with them after a night of heavy partying and they would crap the bed. He acted like it was no big deal. I couldnt believe my frickin ears.

Anyone here have any of these experiences?

haha, oh no man, are you serious?

thats when its time to stop drinking

[UpstateTank]

i did what i like to call a hershey squirt once

thought it was gonna be just a fart but it turned out to be more than i anticipated

[Tren Bull]

i did what i like to call a hershey squirt once

thought it was gonna be just a fart but it turned out to be more than i anticipated

my friend accidentally did this while he was working... he was totally sober too

[UpstateTank]

my friend accidentally did this while he was working... he was totally sober too

haha..i was too

go ahead at me

[stunner5000pt]

i did what i like to call a hershey squirt once

thought it was gonna be just a fart but it turned out to be more than i anticipated

yai get those sometimes... this is why i am very cautious about letting one go

ill let it out little by little

[DNoMac]

Had to laugh at the thread title. Never shit or piss myself. I know a few cats that piss themselves when they get wasted, but never shit. Matterfact, my one dude pisses himself like 50% of the time he drinks. If it were that bed, I'd quit drinking.

[notorious_mem]

heres a great story,my junior year in high school we had a 3 cager at a buddys house while his parents were on vacation.This fine girl i was hitting on was there with her older sister who was a senior at the time.by bout 11 that night a buddy flew by with the video camera so i ran toward the bathroom right behind him to find that same girl i was hitting on earlier was lying in a puddle of sh!t throwing up all over herself.We figured she was taking a crap then started puking so hard she fell of the can.I hadnt thought of that in years what a thread.

[GUnit33]

heres a great story,my junior year in high school we had a 3 cager at a buddys house while his parents were on vacation.This fine girl i was hitting on was there with her older sister who was a senior at the time.by bout 11 that night a buddy flew by with the video camera so i ran toward the bathroom right behind him to find that same girl i was hitting on earlier was lying in a puddle of sh!t throwing up all over herself.We figured she was taking a crap then started puking so hard she fell of the can.I hadnt thought of that in years what a thread.

Gross.

[Haro3]

heres a great story,my junior year in high school we had a 3 cager at a buddys house while his parents were on vacation.This fine girl i was hitting on was there with her older sister who was a senior at the time.by bout 11 that night a buddy flew by with the video camera so i ran toward the bathroom right behind him to find that same girl i was hitting on earlier was lying in a puddle of sh!t throwing up all over herself.We figured she was taking a crap then started puking so hard she fell of the can.I hadnt thought of that in years what a thread.

did you still hit it? AHAHAHAHAH thats so f'ed up im sorry hahahahahaa

[notorious_mem]

did you still hit it? AHAHAHAHAH thats so f'ed up im sorry hahahahahaa

not that night bout 4 years later,if someone ever starts a thread that starts out "Have you ever got totally sh!t faced in a hot tub and had a threesome in front of a bunch of peaple at a party" then ill have a hell of a story to tell.

[AnabolicBoy1981]

not that night bout 4 years later,if someone ever starts a thread that starts out "Have you ever got totally sh!t faced in a hot tub and had a threesome in front of a bunch of peaple at a party" then ill have a hell of a story to tell.

....i just did. get to it

[GUnit33]

lmao..wtf..

[boxingbean]

I went on a family cruise (all guys, though) a while ago and two of my family members got so wasted they crapped their pants.
Then a buddy of mine told me that he dated a bunch of sorority girls and he would go home with them after a night of heavy partying and they would crap the bed. He acted like it was no big deal. I couldnt believe my frickin ears.

Anyone here have any of these experiences?

thats pretty ****in gross...thanx for making my dinner come out my throat......and ass.

[paulzane]

Many years ago when my friend and I were up in Scotland we got wasted on an all day session. By the end of the day he had pulled some local and took her back to the hostel where he proceeded to do the business with her. Midway through he decided that he had to be sick, so he got up, opened the window, and was throwing up outside. She went over to him and was holding his forehead comforting him! Unlucky for her his bowels decided to open at the same time as he was being sick! She got covered in diarrhoea ..... all down her legs!!
Needless to say she was not very happy, but we could not stop laughing the whole of the next day!!

[AnabolicBoy1981]

Many years ago when my friend and I were up in Scotland we got wasted on an all day session. By the end of the day he had pulled some local and took her back to the hostel where he proceeded to do the business with her. Midway through he decided that he had to be sick, so he got up, opened the window, and was throwing up outside. She went over to him and was holding his forehead comforting him! Unlucky for her his bowels decided to open at the same time as he was being sick! She got covered in diarrhoea ..... all down her legs!!
Needless to say she was not very happy, but we could not stop laughing the whole of the next day!!

LMFAO!! I never laughed so hard at a post in my history of being on AR!. thats goos stuff right there.

yers to0 perfectbeast,lol.

a couple years ago i upped my fish oil too 20grams a day. At that level i you can have a internal hemorage apparently. I had a hemmorage allright ........but it wasnt blood! I was leaking fishy shit from my ass all day at work! i wondered why the fvxk everytime i bent down to get something i smelled fish. I assumed i left a fish oil pill in my pants(which i have done) and it stunk up my scrubs in the washing machine. Then after awhile i felt wet... went to the bathroom to give a test wipe...sure enough...the tissue was slatherd with the most brightly colored diarea/oil you can imagine. And boy did it STINK!(Imagine a dead fish mixed with shit) My undies had the infamous streak mark. I cleaned up, disposed of the undies, kept my ass puckerd till the end of work. Then as soon as i got home my ass exploded. I looked in the toilet....itlooked like a flourescent oil spill in a lake, as the beads floated on top of the water. Needless to say i took a good shower after that fiasco.

my friend ****ed a girl in the ass after i beer bash when she was out cold, and she shit right on the bed. Oh well, thats what he gets for not asking for the ass b4 taking it i guess,lol.

[Superhuman]

my friend ****ed a girl in the ass after i beer bash when she was out cold, and she shit right on the bed. Oh well, thats what he gets for not asking for the ass b4 taking it i guess,lol.

that's rape and that makes your friend a piece of shit. I want to seriously murder any guy who does that kind of crap.

[Mizfit]

that's rape and that makes your friend a piece of shit. I want to seriously murder any guy who does that kind of crap.

agreed

[perfectbeast2001]

I used to run a pub and had a guy work for me who had this problem. This was due to the fact that he drank real ale all the time, even if it was out of date or had line cleaner in it, he drank the drip trays and he would eat food that had been left out all night after pub parties and barbecues. Once he pealed the mould off some chilli that had been there for MONTHS and ate it in front of me. Anyway this led to him shitting his pants ALOT. Sometimes he would walk into work bow legged and stinking and I would have to send him home to change. Once we were out and he shat his pants in a bar. He went to the toilet and took his underpants off. When we left the bar he took the shitty underpants out of his pocket and threw them against the wall where they remained glued with pooh till the next day. During that day he also threw up all over a girl serving behind a cigarette kiosk.

[paulzane]

I used to run a pub and had a guy work for me who had this problem. This was due to the fact that he drank real ale all the time, even if it was out of date or had line cleaner in it, he drank the drip trays and he would eat food that had been left out all night after pub parties and barbecues. Once he pealed the mould off some chilli that had been there for MONTHS and ate it in front of me. Anyway this led to him shitting his pants ALOT. Sometimes he would walk into work bow legged and stinking and I would have to send him home to change. Once we were out and he shat his pants in a bar. He went to the toilet and took his underpants off. When we left the bar he took the shitty underpants out of his pocket and threw them against the wall where they remained glued with pooh till the next day. During that day he also threw up all over a girl serving behind a cigarette kiosk.

Marvelous story perfectbeast .... I nearly regurgatated my lunch laughing reading that!

[helium3]

I used to run a pub and had a guy work for me who had this problem. This was due to the fact that he drank real ale all the time, even if it was out of date or had line cleaner in it, he drank the drip trays and he would eat food that had been left out all night after pub parties and barbecues. Once he pealed the mould off some chilli that had been there for MONTHS and ate it in front of me. Anyway this led to him shitting his pants ALOT. Sometimes he would walk into work bow legged and stinking and I would have to send him home to change. Once we were out and he shat his pants in a bar. He went to the toilet and took his underpants off. When we left the bar he took the shitty underpants out of his pocket and threw them against the wall where they remained glued with pooh till the next day. During that day he also threw up all over a girl serving behind a cigarette kiosk.

shit that stuffs like acid,no wonder his guts were bad.


but to answer the question: as a kid in infant school(4yrs)i had a smalll accident as we were sat down reading with the teacher,when i got up to go a small ball rolled down my leg and out of my trousers,i watched eagerly until someone stood on it lol.

shit have i said too much?

[perfectbeast2001]

shit that stuffs like acid,no wonder his guts were bad.


but to answer the question: as a kid in infant school(4yrs)i had a smalll accident as we were sat down reading with the teacher,when i got up to go a small ball rolled down my leg and out of my trousers,i watched eagerly until someone stood on it lol.

shit have i said too much?

I love the fact you watched EAGERLY LOL

[kihop]

I used to run a pub and had a guy work for me who had this problem. This was due to the fact that he drank real ale all the time, even if it was out of date or had line cleaner in it, he drank the drip trays and he would eat food that had been left out all night after pub parties and barbecues. Once he pealed the mould off some chilli that had been there for MONTHS and ate it in front of me. Anyway this led to him shitting his pants ALOT. Sometimes he would walk into work bow legged and stinking and I would have to send him home to change. Once we were out and he shat his pants in a bar. He went to the toilet and took his underpants off. When we left the bar he took the shitty underpants out of his pocket and threw them against the wall where they remained glued with pooh till the next day. During that day he also threw up all over a girl serving behind a cigarette kiosk.

That part about the chili messed messed up so bad, almost threw up.
Month old chili probably has worms in it...disgusting.

[Johny-too-small]

That part about the chili messed messed up so bad, almost threw up.
Month old chili probably has worms in it...disgusting.

Dude, your avy is BAD (an opened vagina?) . Good luck keeping that one for more that two seconds.
Actually makes me messed up and I love pie.

[HORSE~]

Dude, your avy is BAD (an opened vagina?) . Good luck keeping that one for more that two seconds.
Actually makes me messed up and I love pie.

It is a picture of a female hand on top of a mouse.......

It does make you look twice and think dirty thoughts though.....

[Johny-too-small]

It is a picture of a female hand on top of a mouse.......

It does make you look twice and think dirty thoughts though.....

I am an idiot. I need to get my head out of the gutter.

[LBT]

Hang on, I'm gonna chuff in me trousers....HNNNGH!

Oh, no...

[BG]

This made my morning!!!

[perfectbeast2001]

Sorry but I don't buy this unless your friend was seriosly retarded..

But regardless, Those with down syndrome I doubt even act like that.

He wasn't retarded he was basically an alcoholic who ate any free food he could as he spent all his money on beer. He was a bit odd but not retarded. I went to his house once (before his wife kicked him out) and had a couple of beers with him. I went up to use the rest room and there was a big brown mark across the carpet in there. I got back downstairs and said "whats that big brown stain on the carpet" His Wife says "oh Vince fell off the toilet last night and couldn't be bothered to clean up the mess so he just wiped it in with his foot". This is just the kind of person he was. He now lives in his car.

[beuleux]

He wasn't retarded he was basically an alcoholic who ate any free food he could as he spent all his money on beer. He was a bit odd but not retarded. I went to his house once (before his wife kicked him out) and had a couple of beers with him. I went up to use the rest room and there was a big brown mark across the carpet in there. I got back downstairs and said "whats that big brown stain on the carpet" His Wife says "oh Vince fell off the toilet last night and couldn't be bothered to clean up the mess so he just wiped it in with his foot". This is just the kind of person he was. He now lives in his car.

Man what a loser... why did you employ this guy

[beuleux]

One day whilst eating my evening meal watching tv with the kids I heard my then gf (thankfuly gf no more) who is serial binge drinker screaming from the bathroom, I ambled slowly upstairs assuming there was a spider in the bath or something, when I got there I found her sitting in the bath which she had just shat in, not just one or two turds floating on the surface but a stream of the most vile flourescant runny sh1t you have ever seen, I was mortified and ran back down the stairs and left her to it, luckily she wasnt so drunk she couldnt clean it up.

[perfectbeast2001]

Man what a loser... why did you employ this guy

He already worked there when I became manager. He was like the pub mascot. Everyone thought he was funny.