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    poon supply crisis

    Dammit Bro's... I had a three stage poon circuit on the go and one by one theyve all dropped out over the last month and now I'm poonless... geez I hate it when that happens, now I got to go and find some more...

    Anyone got any dead cert methods.

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    Now you can experience how I feel

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    Yeah, find a girl and act like you care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoreyTampa09
    Yeah, find a girl and act like you care.
    You Da Man!

    Quote Originally Posted by Tru2
    poon is human too ya know.
    Sorry poon

    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    "club East" monday night. If you cant pull there you have issues!
    Ta Beast Ill try it... dont sling me out before Ive scored though LOL

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    Adult Friend Finder....

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    Quote Originally Posted by shwamin2004
    Adult Friend Finder....

    dude, my bro tried dat site. All that is, is a money making b/s site

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    Quote Originally Posted by ru-ga-ru
    dude, my bro tried dat site. All that is, is a money making b/s site
    it must be a american thing, cause myself and no one i ever known or heard would ever use a site or pay for that, well prolly since i born in 88, wait till im 25 and see how desperate i get?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    it must be a american thing, cause myself and no one i ever known or heard would ever use a site or pay for that, well prolly since i born in 88, wait till im 25 and see how desperate i get?
    desperate at 25? I get a lot more ass in my late 20's then i ever did at 18. And much better quality ass if i do say so myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    it must be a american thing, cause myself and no one i ever known or heard would ever use a site or pay for that, well prolly since i born in 88, wait till im 25 and see how desperate i get?

    well, he said that after the storm in New Orleans that all the had around were out of work strippers and skanky women walking the streets

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    Quote Originally Posted by ru-ga-ru
    well, he said that after the storm in New Orleans that all the had around were out of work strippers and skanky women walking the streets
    What's wrong with that?

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    poon is human too ya know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tru2
    poon is human too ya know.
    it is?


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    arent those dating websites like adult friend finder a rip off? im asking bcse i never used them...and have been told to stay away from them..bcse they rip folks off...is there any truth to this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rafael
    arent those dating websites like adult friend finder a rip off? im asking bcse i never used them...and have been told to stay away from them..bcse they rip folks off...is there any truth to this?
    Adult Friend Finder is noooo dating site. You never, I repeat never date anyone you meet off Adult "Friend" finder.

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    Ive heard the same thing and havent tried it as well..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXracer
    Wow.. now that's some nasty lookin poon!

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    ahh well... when shit gets tough i just beat my dick like it owes me money!

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    "club East" monday night. If you cant pull there you have issues!

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    "club East" monday night. If you cant pull there you have issues!
    sounds like my kinda place, i expect you will take me there !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    sounds like my kinda place, i expect you will take me there !
    The poon in there is all mine, Beast gave it to me... go find your own, you wouldnt want the poon I pull anyway theyre all 30-40 LOL It would be like bagging one of your Mums friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    The poon in there is all mine, Beast gave it to me... go find your own, you wouldnt want the poon I pull anyway theyre all 30-40 LOL It would be like bagging one of your Mums friends.
    not this weekend but the weekend after, im going to that place and im going to snatch up all the poon, and maybe beast will help me carry what i cant. you better be quick cause ima coming. maybe ill share if you dont get anything before then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    not this weekend but the weekend after, im going to that place and im going to snatch up all the poon, and maybe beast will help me carry what i cant. you better be quick cause ima coming. maybe ill share if you dont get anything before then.
    Your generosity is overwhelming... Im all choked up (Beuleux wipes away tear)

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    I dont work there mate, Ive seen the door team, they dont look like they could sling anyone out!! So enjoy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    I dont work there mate, Ive seen the door team, they dont look like they could sling anyone out!! So enjoy!
    definetly a good idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    Dammit Bro's... I had a three stage poon circuit on the go and one by one theyve all dropped out over the last month and now I'm poonless... geez I hate it when that happens, now I got to go and find some more...

    Anyone got any dead cert methods.
    Yo Beuleux, Ive been a member here a little bit, and Ive seen a lot of titles, but I can honestly say you have earned the funniest title of a thread award.

    For some reason "poon supply crisis" is a thousand times funnier written than said. I said it outloud a few times and didnt laugh, than read it and laughed again.

    But w/e the case, learn how to sarge, you'll have so much poon you'll have to pay poon tax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    Yo Beuleux, Ive been a member here a little bit, and Ive seen a lot of titles, but I can honestly say you have earned the funniest title of a thread award.

    For some reason "poon supply crisis" is a thousand times funnier written than said. I said it outloud a few times and didnt laugh, than read it and laughed again.

    But w/e the case, learn how to sarge, you'll have so much poon you'll have to pay poon tax.
    Just came off the top of my head, I hate having no poon spesh as Im about to start a test cycle... Anyways one of my poon stops just rejoined the circuit LOL

    Tell me more about "Sargeing". Im all ears.

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    man **** you! your wingeing cause u lost all 3! what about the people who dont have a circuit, i been busting my ass off in the clubs just to get some poon every weekend or two, and you got 3 casual visiters, infact i aint shareing shit, you should share with me! hahah

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    Sorry Fosk, Im down to my last poon! Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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    damn foska is coming to town and now i gotta referee between you 2 in a "who can pull the most females" comp.
    If you like them a little older (30+) then I would head over to Brighton marina. The clubs there are full of RICH divorced sexy looking ladies. Plus its real nice place and classy. Thats why fosk isnt allowed in there.
    Fosk ill put you on the guest lists along the seafront, lots of young students and chavs. Dont go starting any fights though!!

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    30+ a little older??? Man thats a little younger to me Im 43 at the weekend. I couldnt possibly bone anyone who doesnt remember the 80's lol

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    so if some chick turns up wearing luminous socks and a Ra Ra skirt and playing with a rubix cube you will be well in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    so if some chick turns up wearing luminous socks and a Ra Ra skirt and playing with a rubix cube you will be well in there
    Hey do you know someone like that? Cool... fix me up mate.

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    I have so much poon all the time I don't even know what to do with them.................

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    When times get ruff. You can always call old poon and try and recycle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    When times get ruff. You can always call old poon and try and recycle.
    Yup the good ole booty calls!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    When times get ruff. You can always call old poon and try and recycle.
    Hahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
    When times get ruff. You can always call old poon and try and recycle.
    agreed you need to rehash your old poon clients

    also hit the sleezy bars and craigslist for prospects...I'v heard good things about the Adult Friend Finder as well....

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    Just man up and get your grind on... It is always more fun to find new ones anyways.

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    Go to south beach and lean on one of the parked Gallardos.

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